God Bless Israel…Again
04.18.04Gee….it only seems like a week went by since the last Hamas leader met his doom, as 3 Israli missles pummeled him in his wheelchair…haha. And now the next elect Hamas loser, met the same fate!
You’d think these guys would learn…but sadly enough, they are all gluttons for punishment.
Voted off Island.
# April 18th, 2004 at 10:34 pmNext survivor? anyone? how about volunteers?
# April 19th, 2004 at 12:22 amWell, it looks like the people of God are finally standing up for themselves… if I could give them all a pat on the back I would… but I cant… because I lost my arms in Korea… just kidding… I lost them in the Civil War.
# April 19th, 2004 at 11:09 amI lost my big toe in the fight for Alaskan Succession.
You didn’t hear? We tried to stage an uprising…seriously…why don’t you believe me?
# April 19th, 2004 at 9:47 pmAlaska Succession?
Oh… thats where alaska decided to move away from the continental US and huddle up there in the arctic tundra.
Cool… how did you lose your toe? Frostbite?
# April 21st, 2004 at 4:59 pmNo, he was drinkin too much and attempted to take a leak, while holding a cocked and loaded Russian firearm, when he bumped the gun, it accidently discharged, taking his big toe off.
# May 6th, 2004 at 1:30 pm