Pass The Ammo

This is what I did this memorial day, I bought me a ‘95 F-250 Super Turbo Diesel Extended Cab 4×4!

And here’s what happened. Jareds new in town and he needs himself a new rig. My old man would like a new one as well for the Billiard biz. Jared asks me along for the ride, and I oblige. We stop in the car lot near Fred Meyers, and browse the Fords. When my dad and Jared spot a nice 2003 F-350. Lifted with big ol’ tires and everything. So we take it for a test drive and its nice so my dad goes ahead and gets it. Back in the lot, I happen to walk by this trade in. So I take it for a test drive, and love it. When we get back, my dad agrees to cover the down till I can sell the canyonero and pay him back. So me and my dad drive away with new rigs. I sure am gonna miss the airhorns. I think I’ll keep the POW/MIA mud flaps though. Those are my pride and joy. But I’m gonna pull the tires off the canyonero and slap them on the Magnum, and eventually I’m gonna need new rims. These current ones are a joke.

Cox and Forkum posted a some great cartoons today. The second one is my favorite.

Ask yourself this: If you where about to be attacked and I stood near with a gun and the person was about to stick a 6″ knife (not a gun) in your heart, would you or would you not want me to shoot him? It’s a yes or no question.

Well, I recently turned the news section into a blog at StopJohn.com.

I went ahead and created a fan mail, and hate mail section. I am posting alot of the letters I have recieved on the flash movies. Git over there and check them out. Good reading if you have the time.

A senior Hamas commander, his assistant and a bystander died in a fiery Israeli air strike in Gaza City early Sunday, hours before Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon was to confront his Cabinet over his plan to pull soldiers and settlers out of Gaza. Read More

Well, Hopefully they’ll just keep gittin’ widdled down by Israel. So far, Israel is doin’ a better job of takin care of the bad guys then we are…but I guess thats because they don’t have goof off’s like John Kerry runnin’ around the place. Man…maybe we can arrange for John Kerry to make a little visit over there in the great ’state’ of palestine. If there is a ’state’.

Time for a caption contest!

Wow! I’ll bet I could get at least 20 sheckles for this on ebay!

I only got around to shootin’ a couple photos, but here they are.

   
1. Jared doin’ most the drivin’
2. Me lacking serious sleep
3. A Montana Mountainscape
4. Our welcome home sign

Well….I flew outta Spokane ’round 8 on Sunday nite. Arrived in Vegas for my transfer….and even though I had an hour before my next flight…I kinda sat on the slot machine stool with my mind a complete blank for that whole time. I knew my gate was right across the hall…that is…at least I THOUGHT I did. When the time came to get aboard, I realized that I needed to be at gate A32, not B32.

And then that certain feeling hits yer guts. That, I’m the biggest freakin Idiot, feeling….I get that alot, so Im kinda used to it. And Vegas is a big airport, so I found my self sprinting down past the 30 B Terminals, and up the next 30 A Terminals, only to arrive as the plane was pulling away from the dock. dang it.

So, my next dilema is deciding if I wanna spend the 50 bucks on a motel room, or on the tables…. hmmm….. tables it is. Gee, that game of 21 went by awful fast. Shoulda got a motel room. dang it.

After no sleep and hating my life for 10 hours staight, 11:40 the next morning finally comes, and I get to take my new flight down to the blasted mojave desert to meet my older brother.

We’ve got the Budget Truck packed, and we’re ready to roll, two days later. Time to pull an all nighter on the road. dang it. im sick of all nighters.

And now we’re back in God’s country of North Idaho, and it sure feels good. You know, a feller in my church put it this way. “God visits everywhere else, but He lives HERE”. And I believe it.

Me and Krunk are talkin over an idea to start an ‘This Award Goes To…” Category.

Were we would be giving our custom awards to folk we fell really deserve them for doing something great in the community. We already have a couple of nominees. So we’ll keep you posted.

Alot of people don’t really own more than .30 acres, but if you do, and you want an excellent home improvement project, why not build a backyard bunker?

I dont know where this feller lives, but he set up a nice tutorial from the one that he built. Dig A Hole.

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I would have liked to go out shooting today, but its been raining pretty big up here. Thunder and lightning too. Heck, there was even a rare tornado that touched down over by the Fairchild AFB in Spokane too. Maybe tomarrow.

When two burglars invaded her Springfield, Ohio, home, Melany Yancey retreated to her bedroom. When they attempted to break into the room, she retrieved her .40-cal. handgun and fired a shot. The burglars returned fire. Yancey then fired two more shots, hitting one of the men, who died on the scene. Police do not expect to file any charges against her.

Springfield News-Sun, Springfield, OH, 3/22/04

Frank J. posted about this boy beating up an alligator who was busy chompin on the fellers head. I thought that was interesting.

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On a happier note Lagmonkey has created a Michael Moore Target for Rachel Lucas.

This one is definitely hittin’ the printer. Let it be known that I will post a picture of my score in the next day or so.

It worked once in our History…

Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so “Black Jack” told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs’ blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won’t make them flinch.

They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won’t get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

Some say this story isn’t true, but wether or not it is….It sure sounds like a dang good idea to try over in Iraq. Lets start today! Email this to the president! and tell him to get the word out! We know how to kill evil Vampires Islamo-fascists!

Hat tip: MyRadioHead