Goodbye Canyonero
05.31.04This is what I did this memorial day, I bought me a ‘95 F-250 Super Turbo Diesel Extended Cab 4×4!
And here’s what happened. Jareds new in town and he needs himself a new rig. My old man would like a new one as well for the Billiard biz. Jared asks me along for the ride, and I oblige. We stop in the car lot near Fred Meyers, and browse the Fords. When my dad and Jared spot a nice 2003 F-350. Lifted with big ol’ tires and everything. So we take it for a test drive and its nice so my dad goes ahead and gets it. Back in the lot, I happen to walk by this trade in. So I take it for a test drive, and love it. When we get back, my dad agrees to cover the down till I can sell the canyonero and pay him back. So me and my dad drive away with new rigs. I sure am gonna miss the airhorns. I think I’ll keep the POW/MIA mud flaps though. Those are my pride and joy. But I’m gonna pull the tires off the canyonero and slap them on the Magnum, and eventually I’m gonna need new rims. These current ones are a joke.
VERY nice truck Chad! but… i dont know what you are going to do with it.
# May 31st, 2004 at 9:29 pmyeah, its nice, but its a ford. no jk, better than i thought, now i wanna see your dads
# May 31st, 2004 at 9:45 pmJame - It blinds everybody with its super high beems, It’s a squirrel squashin’, deer smackin’, drivin’ machine!
Erik - dude! Built Ford Tuff! Maybe I’ll throw some pics up of my dads rig later. Its nice.
# May 31st, 2004 at 10:36 pmWow… that is simply fabulous!
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# June 1st, 2004 at 6:22 pmI can’t say fantastical-ific on this site?… CENSORSHIP!!!! What happened to MR. First Amendment??!! I am so ashamed to know you.
Did I mention that I’m a member of the power puff girls club? I like bubbles. tee hee
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# June 2nd, 2004 at 6:11 pmyou should of took your airhorns.
# June 2nd, 2004 at 6:20 pmSean - First off, decency has nothing to do with the first amendment. I know how you don’t mind singing ‘I love little girls’ in front of your mother in law…but most of us readin this have a little more shame.
Krunk - Yea, I can always get more at the Spokane Junkyard. They’re only $30 bucks. Its just, I’m not sure I wanna drill through the roof of the Magnum…It still has that precious newness feeling. I’m tryin to think of maybe somewhere else that I can mount them…but nothing comes to mind.
# June 2nd, 2004 at 6:45 pmLeave OsideRocker alone… decency has everything to do with the first amendment… If we stop people now because of what we consider indecent, sooner or later they will stop us because they say we are indecent… its a slippery slope there tuff guy.
# June 3rd, 2004 at 10:34 amUnlucky Day - [BLEEP] YOU! You [bleepity], [bleepin'], mother [bleeper]! You can take your [bleepity] first ammendment and stick it in your [bleepin'] dogs [bleepity] kitchen sink!
Sean - It must be an interesting coincidence that you and Unlucky Day have the same email address. Now seriously, When you go to a friends house, there is a good chance that there are house rules. (ex: no cursing in front of grandma) In the same way, when you come to this domain, there are rules.(ex: no cursing, youngin’s read this) I’m not restricting your [bleepity] first ammendment
rights. There are times when cursing is appropriate. (ex: when you accidently shoot your self in the foot with a .44 magnum) In your case, your “terminology” might be more appropriate on the Wet and Wild Red Neck Wimin.com website. (attention: I don’t know if that is actually a site. Honest, I made it up, so don’t try to visit it.)
Do we have an understanding?
p.s. I guess I’ll have to draw up some rules and guidelines to the site, now that ACLU member Osiderocker is making a stink. Gee… I better take down any reference to God as well.
# June 3rd, 2004 at 1:11 pmIm just pulling your chain homeskillit… Don’t worry… I won’t pollute the posts anymore with my fecal regurgitation. When I am in your gramas house I will make sure I do not micterate on her carpets and keep the flatulence from leaving my mouth. Till next time, highly esteemed colleague, (BLEEP) You!
ACLU comment- That is so unfair… my feelings are hurt… I’m sueing… Millions!!! Thats what will satisfy my soul. Thank you. My lawyers will be calling soon.
# June 4th, 2004 at 10:13 amHaha. Dude. I know. Thats why I was goin’ along with it. but now it’s obviously dead. haha. oh well. It was fun while it lasted. But this place needed a policy anyways. (See under ABOUT)
Wait…. you regurgitate fecal matter??? How’s the after taste?
Did you hear on Oreilly about how the ACLU is tryin to get L.A. to take the wee little midget cross off the city seal?
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And if you send your lawyers over here, this is who will be greeting them.
# June 4th, 2004 at 10:49 amYou mean you’ll be waiting for them??? I know that! Thats who I am sending them for… But unless you want them to die of laughter you better not wear the clown outfit.
# June 4th, 2004 at 6:09 pmdude… that was a dis on the U.S. Military. I’m sure Rummy would shoot yer knee caps out with his luger, just fer sayin that. You better make sure you don’t run into the Rumsfield Strangler, he’s the secretary of war, you know.
# June 4th, 2004 at 11:00 pmHoly Crap!
# June 6th, 2004 at 4:39 pmI can’t beleive you called that a clown outfit! I wear that “clown outfit” daily so that I can protect yer rights ya derty lil commie *bleepity*. So the next time you think about calling the Army greens a clown outfit just think of thousands of clowns running around in Iraq squirting soda water on all those silly lil terrorists then do a double take and think about how good a job those clowns are doing preserving yer freedoms.
Whoa there tiger,
I hardly think that there are any soldiers out there who dress in raggety sleeve missing cammies like the clown outfit chad is wearing. Our military has a certain amount of pride and chads outfit is only there to intimidate with some kind of Rambo apperance. How many soldiers do you see with chops like those? How many soldiers in Iraq are wearing their greens? I hope they are wearing their desert colors… good thing your not leading this war… as far as the communist thing… low blow man… you make conservatives look very bad when you automatically jump to the commie name calling… You sound very uneducated too… if you would have known mine and chads relationship you would understand that we are pulling each others leg… now if you don’t mind, shove off!
# June 7th, 2004 at 1:19 pmHaha! Dude. It’s just Heath. He don’t mean nothin’.
By the way. I like my rambo greens.
# June 7th, 2004 at 4:13 pmAh… I see. Well Heath, I hope you don’t wear greens when you go over. Chad. Rambo’s out, man. Live in the now.
# June 7th, 2004 at 4:46 pmNooooo! I…I…can’t force myself to live a LIE!!!
# June 7th, 2004 at 5:14 pm