I was up all night last nite, workin on the Friends of NRA website, while my dad fell asleep on the nice hard floor, here in the office. So we headed home around 5 in the morning, only to find some stupid punks bashed in the mailboxes of not only just our entire street, but the entire street behind us. Good fer nothin’ punks need a tune up. And I’m just the man to give it to them… now if I could only find them.

The lawyer over at Fantasy Inc, sent us a cease and desist order about my Winter Soldier movie at StopJohn.com. So thats pretty lame. I pulled the music off of Winter Soldier and left ‘Hanoi John’ down. I’m still figuring on what my options are.

Farenheit 9/11 came out with a big bang, and all the silly liberals, wet their pants over how lovely and infested with hateful lies, the film is. Liberals love filthy lies because it reenforces their socialist agenda. And that is a top priority for most leftist. Gotta push the agenda, truth be damned.

Well, Big Sean, dropped me this link, today. Fox news (God Bless Them) wrote a quick little debunker, should you ever watch the film. I’m sure the “documentary” is chock full of anti-American propaganda, so the reason I won’t watch it, is because, the very next day I would begin my plans to assasinate the fat slob that we all love to hate. And that would probably land me in jail. Then my mother woulden’t love me, and we can’t have that. So read up, on how that fat slob makes money off the ignorant with his America-Hating filth.

And learn more about this counter-documentary.

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UPDATE: Moore’s film falls mighty short of the 50 states they wanted it shown in.

“A review of the ticketing website for the Michael Moore movie Fahrenheit 911″ shows that the distributors will fall far short of the “more than 1,000 theaters” they originally promised would show the Bush-bashing film, according to a group dedicated to supporting the US military and efforts to defeat terrorism.

In several states there were no theaters scheduled to show the film up until the past few days when the film’s team scrambled to book one art house theater in these states in an attempt to claim that theaters in “all 50 states” would be showing the film, the group Move America Forward said Wednesday.”

Gee… the fat bastard has a few more nice things to say about the greatest country on God’s green earth.

I have decided to start a new category, where I will collect links to “home made weapons” site. Hopefully it will prove a useful resource to the folks who enjoyed reading the jolly roger cook book, back in the day.

Some feller over at the Something Awful web forum has posted his latest creation. It started as a super soaker, and developed into a handy dandy flame thrower, and the best part, is that you can buy everything you need at your local hardware store.
There are some great pictures, and just about all the info you need right here.

And here is the greatest gif of them all!

Hattip: Krunk

She dropped me a line today. She just got to Stockholm, which is the first place they have been to that has internet. Here’s a clip on the letter:

We are having parties every night, with our wine and beer here. Yesterday we had another huge family party with about 50 more people, and we went up to the mountains and stayed in cabins that were from the 1800’s, it was so beautiful and peaceful. Each cabin looked so unique. And I’m buying alot of cute things to put in our house - when we get one. Well babe, I think about you all the time and I brought a picture of you to show and brag to people.

I have a bad feeling she’s gonna bring home one of them huge wooden swedish horses. great. my favorite.

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Talked to Carrie Ann on the old webcam. Just thought you guys might like to see a snapshot. Here is Carrie and Mother Dear. I heard a few “stories” about these two… and possible video footage that I’d like to get my hands on. Could be very “damaging” Mua ha hah.

This is a great poster that Protest Warrior puts out.

1. High taxes and regulation keep minority upstarts down, protects good old boy network.
2. Government monopoly on education keeps blacks in urban ghetto schools, prevents them from infiltrating our schools.
3. Left properly recognizes blacks as inferior and in need of special help and quotas.
4. Proud tradition of segregationists - only 62% of Democrats supported Civil Rights Act vs. 92% Republicans.
5. 50 years of liberal policy have destroyed the black family - Yes!

Support the White Power Structure

Vote Democrat!!

But no luck findin’ any critters. Although I did get a deer in my sights. Sittin’ out in the woods is one of the greatest passtimes. Gives you good time to reflect on things. Sometimes, I feel closer to God out in the woods, than I do in church. I dunno, thats just how it is for me sometimes. I missed church this morning, so I had to hear about it from mom all day. But I guess thats her job. I just don’t think she knows how to go about it, though. In fact, after hearing her speal, makes you kinda not want to go. But thats how she goes.

She flew down to Vista today to see her mother. Nanny spent the nite in the hospital for an overnite observation. She’s having some kinda of trouble, seems like she’s always in and out of hospitals. But that doesn’t keep her down. Give her a month and she’ll be off in some other foreign country, with her missions work. I think she’ll have a mighty fine spot in glory land, for all the work she’s done.

When two men broke into a storage center in Llano, Calif., they were confronted by the owner of the property. The owner, who was staying there after a rash of burglaries, fired his gun when one of the intruders brandished a weapon. The armed burglar was pronounced dead on the scene, and his accomplice was held for police, who said the property owner’s actions appeared to be justified.

Antelope Valley Press, Palmdale, Calif., 6/10/04

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Good Guys 1 - Bad Guys 0

Umm… I’m sittin’ here at the clubhouse, and the windows are shakin’ from the lightening goin’ on. It’s rainin’ like Noah’s flood is comming. I think its bedtime for me. I really gotta git back in the habit of sleepin more ‘godly’ hours.

We finished the knotted pine wall of doom. Gotta slap some trim along the bottom, and we’re set.

Jenny turned out okay. It was the other lady in the minivan, they had to pry her door open to get her out. I think she needed some x-rays, but relatively unhurt. Jenny made me some killer salmon and artichoke for my birthday dinner. She’s awesome when it comes to cookin’. She could serve you up the grossest thing you can imagine, and make it taste great. We wanted to watch the Goonies, but we couldent find the DVD, so we went with Ace Ventura. But I sure love the goonies. Whats neat, is that Mikey’s mom lives right behind us, and my mom saw him down at the mall a couple times. I guess everybody thinks of him as samwise, nowadays… but mikey was way cooler.

Here’s poopy pants now. I was tryin to make her do the ‘bah-bah’ sound by putting her hand up to her mouth repeatedly, while making sound… She just wouldent do it on camera though. You can see me tryin my darndest here.

The siblings got me ammo. beautiful. Thats one thing I’m always glad to get for a gift.

Carrie Ann called me from the always interesting, crazy cool country of Sweden. She said their family reunion was about 60 people, and they’re having another bigger one tomarrow. She mentioned she got me something from Norway (Is that a country??) I have an idea that it involves beer. So thats always good.

Mom called, said Jenny got in an accident and had to go to the hospital. Gee…. For some reason, drving a 2000 F-250 and crashing…. I really wouldent think she would need to go to the hospital. But mom also said they’re still tryin to get the other person out of their car, so pray for them. Jared says Jenny drives like a maniac; chances are, it was was her fault. We’ll find out more later.

Here is one of those wacky website, where some weirdo makes a big stink by skewing the truth around. Its rather funny. I sent the guy a few letters, and a question he couldent answer. The site is TrueChristian.com, they are nazi sympathyzers, claim Jews are going to hell, and ‘niggers’ aren’t people, and the earth is flat. So its really pretty funny to read. It’s just some goofball having fun tickin’ everybody off.

You can read what I wrote him. It’s listed at the very bottom, about 4 posts up. I just indirectly mocked him. He’s not real clever.

But the best part I thought, was the hats they were selling for $100 bucks. ooooo! where’s my checkbook!?

It’s pretty funny that people take them seriously though. On the shopping page, they have this posted:

We offer some of the lowest price Christian goods. All the money received for each item is given to True Christian charities like Bush/Cheney 2004 to our very own Church, True Christian Church of Christ. As Christians, we do our best to keep prices low and not have any hidden costs. To ensure this, we give our gardeners Mondays at 4:00 PM off work to watch their cock fights.

Haha! I was rollin’ on that one.

We rounded up these two blasted females and put them to work today…

So here is actually documentation that my sisters have done something useful in their lives.

We had em’ stain our nice big notted pine wall. We are askin around town for someone who has a few mounts or pelts we could hang up on the wall. We were thinkin’ about askin Brenda if we could hang up Jeff’s Elk Bull Mount with a plaque that says “In memory of Jeff Etheridge”.