Pass The Ammo

Hello everybody! Heath here at Camp Humphreys in Area III Korea! Oh and what fun I am having here on this beautiful tropical paradise that they call a third world country. I’m livin it up in my two man rooms with my booze in my hand and my 9mm in the other…or the club, whichever I feel like using. Anyway, any tales of smelly food or people that you’ve been told are all lies. This lovely seventh circle of hell has the perfect temperatures to cook eggs on the sidewalks. The kind of weather where you can walk outside butt nekkid and still start sweating quite profusely within seconds. So tell you’re friends, tell you’re family, heck tell you’re state representative to come on over to see me in this oh-so-fine chunk of land just minutes away from Commie central China.

Another misconception you might have is that this place is somewhat primitive compared to the advanced civilization that is the oh-so-superior UNITED STATES OF AMERICA(long my she stand). This is totally false. Why I have, right here in front of me, a web cam with frame rates fast enough to catch every wince and grunt of my total discomfort of being away from the Land of The Free and the Home of the Brave(forever shall she be). So won’t you join me in the attempt at getting on at just the right time where our hours will meet at a convenient time for both of us? I hope to see your shining American faces with the glow of free earth(a.k.a. USA) setting a backdrop forming a seemingly halo-ish(no, not the game. They don’t even sell it over here anyway) type appearance.

P.S. And one more note. Don’t forget to vote Bush for 2004. Unless of course you too would like to join me in a commie ridden land of democratic nonsense if John Kerry gets elected. It’s your quality of life, vote to improve it. Vote conservative.

- Your Freedom Fighter overseas,
- PV2 Coleman, Heath
U.S. Army Airborne MP

Coleman, Heath
557th MP CO
Unit #15192 Box 108
APO AP 96271-5192

1. Me and Carrie in the pickup.
2. Workin at the billiard shop.
3. Sayin’ goodbye to Heath at the airport.
4. Carpet is all done, time to set up the showroom.

For those who don’t know, Carrie Ann flew in on Monday afternoon. So you will notice as big lack of posts these next couple weeks. Sorry, but now I actually have something to do! Stay Tuned.

Right Wing Duck posted this satire bit on the DNC.

The Best:

McAullife: Now, being Democrats means that we have a mixture of everthing else. We have the black vote, the gay vote, the environmentalist vote, and a bunch of other appeasers and losers that vote based on phoney and impossible promises.

Kerry: Well, since I’m black I have the black vote. America’s ready for a second black president.

McAuliffe: No. You don’t understand. America has never really had a black president. That was just something Maya Angelou said about Bill Clinton because he liked cheap sex and played jazz. And you’re not really black. You’re 60 something years old, a multimillionaire, you own mansions, yachts, you snowboard, mountain bike and marry into money. These are not the things the average black man identifies with.

Alright, I just owned this guy on the stopjohn weblog. Do any readers have suggestions or comments about it?

Advice is always openly accepted.

I just read this story at Blackfive today. And I never knew that the guy who pulled him out of his rat hole was a Iraqi translator working for the military. My favorite part is, when he pulls Saddam out, he gives him a quick little tune up. That was awesome.

On note of a comment in Big Sean’s last post, I’m going to address the little “scurge” that we deal with locally here in Coeur d’Alene.

The local group of Aryan Nations held their annual march down Sherman ave last week. (Read one mans story) It is a pretty infamous march, as they stroll downtown with their leader Rev. Richard Butler leading the way. Some will be in full nazi apparel, while the rest just lookin’ like nazi skins, with their boots and suspenders. Ever since they were pretty much put out of commission a couple years ago, their group has been dwindling in numbers as they disperse to areas in Montana.
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Letter from a farm kid, now at the marine corps recruit depot in San Diego.

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things.
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As I was talking to Carrie Ann on my phone, one drizzley afternoon, I was continueously interrupted by a blasted communist squirrel. I cannot provide factorial evidence of his allegiance to the Red Party, but he was sporting some suspicous communist apparel as well as packing an AK-47. Walking across the wet lawn in my socks, scanning the trees for the red scum, I chat casually with Carrie Ann on the cellphone (hi-tech redneck). When back by the shooting range, I heard TurboChief holler “Rabbit”. So I walk around the bush line, and arrive just in time to see this big mangy varmint makin’ his way back behind the rocks. Thats when I pop the wascally wabbit.

Eric Baity, GOP Team Leader sent this to me. Its from Police Officers For Bush

Casino Boots Ronstadt for Praising Moore
Jul 19, 10:45 PM (ET)
By ADAM GOLDMAN

LAS VEGAS (AP) - Singer Linda Ronstadt not only got booed, she got the boot after praising filmmaker Michael Moore and his new movie “Fahrenheit 9/11″ during a performance.

Before singing “Desperado” for an encore Saturday night, Ronstadt called Moore a “great American patriot” and “someone who is spreading the truth.” She also encouraged the audience at the Aladdin hotel-casino to see the documentary about President Bush.

Ronstadt’s comments drew loud boos, and some of the 4,500 people in attendance stormed out of the theater. People also tore down concert posters and tossed cocktails into the air.

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I just put up the new and improved StopJohn.com today!

So now it looks mighty pro, and it should be taken a bit more seriously now.

Check it out, and let me know if you find any bugs or dead links. Thanks