Funny Ducky
07.26.04Right Wing Duck posted this satire bit on the DNC.
The Best:
McAullife: Now, being Democrats means that we have a mixture of everthing else. We have the black vote, the gay vote, the environmentalist vote, and a bunch of other appeasers and losers that vote based on phoney and impossible promises.
Kerry: Well, since I’m black I have the black vote. America’s ready for a second black president.
McAuliffe: No. You don’t understand. America has never really had a black president. That was just something Maya Angelou said about Bill Clinton because he liked cheap sex and played jazz. And you’re not really black. You’re 60 something years old, a multimillionaire, you own mansions, yachts, you snowboard, mountain bike and marry into money. These are not the things the average black man identifies with.




