This Just In
07.31.04Hello everybody! Heath here at Camp Humphreys in Area III Korea! Oh and what fun I am having here on this beautiful tropical paradise that they call a third world country. I’m livin it up in my two man rooms with my booze in my hand and my 9mm in the other…or the club, whichever I feel like using. Anyway, any tales of smelly food or people that you’ve been told are all lies. This lovely seventh circle of hell has the perfect temperatures to cook eggs on the sidewalks. The kind of weather where you can walk outside butt nekkid and still start sweating quite profusely within seconds. So tell you’re friends, tell you’re family, heck tell you’re state representative to come on over to see me in this oh-so-fine chunk of land just minutes away from Commie central China.
Another misconception you might have is that this place is somewhat primitive compared to the advanced civilization that is the oh-so-superior UNITED STATES OF AMERICA(long my she stand). This is totally false. Why I have, right here in front of me, a web cam with frame rates fast enough to catch every wince and grunt of my total discomfort of being away from the Land of The Free and the Home of the Brave(forever shall she be). So won’t you join me in the attempt at getting on at just the right time where our hours will meet at a convenient time for both of us? I hope to see your shining American faces with the glow of free earth(a.k.a. USA) setting a backdrop forming a seemingly halo-ish(no, not the game. They don’t even sell it over here anyway) type appearance.
P.S. And one more note. Don’t forget to vote Bush for 2004. Unless of course you too would like to join me in a commie ridden land of democratic nonsense if John Kerry gets elected. It’s your quality of life, vote to improve it. Vote conservative.
- Your Freedom Fighter overseas,
- PV2 Coleman, Heath
U.S. Army Airborne MP
Coleman, Heath
557th MP CO
Unit #15192 Box 108
APO AP 96271-5192
Hey there! Thought I’d update ya’ll on my situation. It just got a lil better now that I have a cell phone that can call the U.S. and that has free incoming. Which means now you guys have to call me. Doit.Doit. My number is as follows : 01182-107-264-1855. So if ya’ll wanna call me make sure you use one of those dime line things cuz it might cost a dime or two. Best call times are at noon west coast time and 8pm West coast time. Hope to hear from ya’ll. I’d call you but I aint got noones number and Chad hasn’t given them to me yet.
# August 2nd, 2004 at 1:45 amHurry up and update this thing you bum. I don’t know if I like being frontpage all the time. Hey how come I’m the only one posting here…what the heck!?
# August 4th, 2004 at 1:24 amI am one hunk-a hunk-a burnin love! I mean, I am studly.
# August 4th, 2004 at 1:26 amDude, I’m to busy watching the submarine races with carrie to update.
Although Erik bagged him a varmint today, so I can post that one before heading to June Lake on Saturday.
# August 5th, 2004 at 8:35 pmOkay, now it’s just old. Here’s somethin to think about. Have you ever contemplated the life of a leaf? Just ponder it for a moment. It’s one of those moments of reflection that one gets when you sit around for too long after a strenuous activity. Yer brain starts to slow down as well as the body. It’s fun.
# August 6th, 2004 at 4:15 am