Illegal Immigrants Poem
08.25.04I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
“You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door.”
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them ‘come
fast as you can.’
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor’s patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
“Find more aliens
for house to rent.”
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby
it’s called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
Now thats funny crap.
# August 25th, 2004 at 10:17 pmyeah its funny, and we can joke about it, but we seriously need to do something about it and stop cracking jokes, we need to seriously take action
# August 25th, 2004 at 10:47 pmseriously erik. i seriously agree. seriously.
# August 25th, 2004 at 11:10 pmSerious…
# August 26th, 2004 at 12:38 amGuys… I think you need to stop goofin’ off. this is freaking serious.
# August 26th, 2004 at 12:39 amThat is dang funny.
# September 11th, 2004 at 9:58 pmAmerica would grind to a halt without immigrants - get real! Who’ll do the crappy jobs you guys won’t do?? All those wanting to clean toilets/pick fruit/wipe your brat’s ass for $3/hr please form an orderly line!
Idiots…
# February 13th, 2006 at 5:51 amJack Taylor,
hhmm… you pose a good question. First we would strive for judicial change. For example: instead of you getting probation for raping that horse out near Seattle, we would put you on a fruit farm harvesting apples and such. We would put all you worthless criminals to work. It would be great.
idiot.
# February 13th, 2006 at 8:01 amLet me get this straight: Your plan is to crackdown on illegal immigration and then use criminals to fill the jobs that the immigrants can’t anymore?
ok…
either that or you’re just ignoring a valid point as usual. I suggest that Walmart and other large corporations that employ illegal immigrants be forced to pay them the same wages as the legals. that would eliminate the incentive (cheap labor) that Walmart had to employ them in the first place. if the illegals weren’t being employed by big american companies any longer, they’d have no reason to come here.:cool:
# February 13th, 2006 at 2:53 pmWhatever,
# February 13th, 2006 at 3:23 pmDon’t you know what a joke is? Are you even human? I bet you are a cyborg from outer space whose sole mission is annoying people with your useless chatter.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.:shock: SUBMIT AT ONCE.
# February 13th, 2006 at 3:47 pmhahaha.. I knew it!
# February 13th, 2006 at 4:06 pmJack Taylor that is a pathetic excuse to defend illegal immigrantsim 16 ive had a for $3/per hour 2 jobs for $5/per hour and just now im making $7 if americans needed to they would step into your so called immigrant jobs because america needed them too however if americans can get an education and get paid more, why wouldnt they?
# February 13th, 2006 at 5:31 pmPushing the buttons is so easy with you guys. You really should get out more! Although, JJ, I am a little concerned about your horse raping comment. How odd. Is there anything you’d like to share with the group? Something from your past, perhaps??
You must be very tall…
# February 14th, 2006 at 1:58 amChad….you really need to turn on that retard filter of yourrs…or just stop posting stuff like this. I’m gettin tired of all the stupid arguments that these douche bags put out. Bunch of bleedin hearts with too much intra-net time on their hands.
# February 14th, 2006 at 2:52 amP.S. Zach, I have no idea what you’re talking about. Does anyone else?
# February 14th, 2006 at 4:53 amhaha… thats your best comeback to me calling you a horse molester? The classic grade school “I know you are but what am I?” You must be a professional jokester like Chris Rock or something.
But seriously, coming onto somebody’s website and calling everyone “brats” and “idiots” is probably the most retarded excuse for a wanton debate I have ever heard. If you wanted serious debate and thoughts from us you would have extended us the courtesy of respect for opposing ideals… which you didn’t. Therefore you forfeited any right for intelligent conversation with me. Hense the joke about you getting probation for beastiality near Seattle.
Now go away… idiot.
# February 14th, 2006 at 9:08 amjack taylor = banned for his dumbassery.
# February 14th, 2006 at 9:30 amall of a sudden I don’t seem so bad, huh?
# February 14th, 2006 at 3:45 pmNow don’t be getting any ideas Whatever. Sometimes you can make a semi-logical, semi-unemotional based arguement. But lets not give you too much credit.
This last arguement NOT being one of them.
# February 14th, 2006 at 4:27 pmMan, I wish I could type better, I get mad, one of my fingers doesnt bend and then I just mash the key bored with me sausage like fingers.
# February 15th, 2006 at 7:20 pm