Pass The Ammo

I opened my inbox today to find this affectionate letter from my sister leslie. I underlined my favorites. And if you’ll hold your mouse over them, you can read my particular thoughts on it.

Chad dearest brother…

You low-down, good for nothing, yellow-belly, cotton-picking, mineral water sipping, John kerry voting, bird-brained, gay rights active participatin’, gimpy, trailer trashy, scurvy, old, filthy, scurry knavish, drunken, boorish, decayed, foolish, rascally, soulless villain, dog, fat, greasy, hairy, abject, base, beggarly, contemptible, despicable, dirty, dishonest, mean, shabby, sordid, sorry, tawdry, vile, abhorrent, abject, abominable, bad, base, beggarly, cheap, currish, degenerate, despicable, despisable, detestable, dirty, disgusting, fink, hateful, heel, ignoble, ignominious, inferior, low, low-down, lowest, mean, odious, outcast, paltry, pitiable, pitiful, poor, rat, sad, scummy, Scurvy, shabby, shameful, sordid, sorry, swinish, unworthy, vile, worthless, wretched, beastly, cheap, contemptible, degrading, detestable, dirtbag, dirty, disgraceful, disreputable, down, gross, grungy, ignominious, infamous, insignificant, loathsome, low, mean, no-good, pitiful, reprehensible, Scurvy, shameful, sleazy, slimy, sordid, vile, worthless, wretched, yucky, abominable, atrocious, bad, base, caitiff, contemptible, corrupt, degenerate, despicable, detestable, disgraceful, dishonorable, disreputable, egregious, evil, flagitious, foul, hateful, heinous, ignominious, ill-famed, iniquitous, loathsome, miscreant, monstrous, nefarious, notorious, odious, offensive, opprobrious, outrageous, perverse, questionable, rotten, scandalous, Scurvy, shady, shocking, sorry, unhealthy, vicious, vile, villainous, wicked, abject, base, blue, coarse, common, contemptible, crass, creepy, crude, crumby, dastardly, degraded, depraved, despicable, disgraceful, dishonorable, disreputable, grody, gross, ignoble, ill-bred, inelegant, mean, menial, miserable, nasty, obscene, off-color, offensive, raw, rough, rude, scrubby, scruffy, Scurvy, servile, sordid, unbecoming, uncouth, undignified, unrefined, unworthy, vile, woebegone, woeful, wretched, miserable, bad, contemptible, deplorable, despicable, destitute, detestable, disgraceful, godforsaken, impoverished, indigent, inferior, lamentable, low, meager, mean, needy, paltry, pathetic, penniless, piteous, pitiable, poor, poverty-stricken, sad, scanty, Scurvy, shameful, sordid, sorry, squalid, tragic, vile, worthless, wretched MAN!!

~Leslie

hmm… I think somebody has been speding some research time on Thesaurus.com. And it really pulls my heart strings too. Im betting she’s angry cos not enough of you sent her this happy birthday letter! So if you haven’t yet, GIT ER DONE!