Pass The Ammo

Okay kids (of Paki decent)

If yer gonna blow yourself up for Allah, then you better make sure that it’s not just you thats getting blown up. Cos it states right here in this copy of the Koran that I printed off of boobah.com, that if you fail to actually blow up the infidel(s)… then no sweet sumptious multitudes of virgins for you!

That means, you can’t just run out in the street, manage to only blow yourself up, then be considered a martyr. Thats right, it’s gonna actually take some thought and planning to become the maryter like your father, and your grandfather before him, and so on…

Hint: Big huge tanks don’t blow up very easily.