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10.27.04

I’m flyin down to the police state to spend time with my mama bear. I kinda blew it, cos I wasn’t thinkin about how I needed an absentee ballot. Well, I’m gonna call the county clerk on the way to the airport tomarrow morning and see what my options are. Lord knows we need every last vote we can muster. We’ll send commie loving John Kerry packin’ back to mas-UH-chewsits.

Be back in a week. I’ll try to get around to posting a couple times over the next week. Until then, catch y’all on the flip flop.

24 Responses

  1. Gravatar collegeboy Says

    be down there in a couple days dude!!!!

  2. Gravatar JJ Says

    Don’t bring back any of them California Commie Coodies. Take a long shower and scrub down with anti-bacterial soap.

  3. Gravatar Scott Says

    You gotta be kidding me.

    *YOU* forgot about the vote?

    My SO and I handed in our absentee ballots early Monday AM, in person.

    You can walk in, tell them you are traveling, get your ballot, fill it out and hand it in, so as not to get “lost in the mail.”

    50 lashes.

    No room for mucking about here.

  4. Gravatar JJ Says

    Speaking of Bush, does anyone know how funny this guy is. He’s the type of guy I would love to hang out with. He’s a freakin riot. http://www.texansfortruth.com is trying to run his image in the ground with a video http://static.vidvote.com/movies/bushuncensored.mov BUT all it does is show what a cool laid back dude he is.

  5. Gravatar JJ Says

    I wrote Texans For Truth a email:

    Dear TFT,

    You people must be really desperate. I will laugh at all you left-wing, fruitcake, organizations on November 2 when our President wins the election. Please do yourself a favor and (as Mrs. Heinz -Kerry would say) get a real job. At a 5.4% unemployment rate, it shouldn’t be hard. Unless those darn republicans disenfranchise you at the unemployment office.

    Sincerely,
    JJ Honeycutt-CCAIL (concerned citizens against ignorant liberals)

    “How’s that one-fingered victory salute?”

  6. Gravatar Chad Says

    Scott, actually what I ment to say, was that I forgot I would be out of state, for the vote.

    I’m gonna do my best to mail in my ballot, but either way… Idaho is votin’ Dubya no doubt about it.

  7. Gravatar Joshua Says

    well that settles it I am handing in my ballot personally.

    And I believe it’s pronounced Mass-of-two-schitz!!

  8. Gravatar Joshua Says

    …oh almost forgot..
    Don’t forget to flush the John(s) twice. They are a mighty load of crap.

  9. Gravatar collegeboy Says

    i have to say i am kind of irritated when you are claiming the the “commie” state. i know california isn’t one of the greater states of the union. but have you ever been to the county of san luis obispo. its great up here, the majority is conservitive and most people here are more than welcoming. i’ll say again the california does have many issues that it needs to work on (gun laws, immigrants etc..) but there is still good to california

  10. Gravatar JJ Says

    College Boy,
    I did not mean to offend you but I am a man of principle and an insatiable desire to speak only truth. My family is from California and I know what the political atmosphere is like down there. As a state I think it is one of the most beautiful and enjoyable places in the grand ole’ USA. But when I say it is a den of Communism… that is precisely what I mean. I am not going to change my opinion just because I might irritate a Californian. I’m a conservative, pro-life, Christian… I am used to irritating people. And you are correct in saying that there are good folks in Cali. But there are also good folks in Hell (and even Mass-of-two-shitz).

  11. Gravatar collegeboy Says

    its not so much that you offended me as is that you made a bold statement. i am a christian conservative, who is pro-life also. i am around people who say bush and his crew are the “SONS OF SATAN” (actual book they were selling on campus”. but i have also run into many people who stand for truth and freedom.

  12. Gravatar JJ Says

    Indeed, I did make a bold statment. Being bold is a prerequisite for being a leader in any movement. Did I make a sweeping gerneralization of the political ideology of every Californian? I don’t think I did. I hope you didn’t take it that way. But that doesn’t change California’s reputation which it has built for itself. I base my opinions upon fact and the fact is California is the home of the most liberal wacked-out people on the planet. My family lives there… I can attest to it. I understand being a conservative college student is difficult. I just happen to be one. But even though there are groups of God fearing, conservative, students on my campus at the end of the day EWU is still a liberal cesspool. In the forever remembered words of Popeye…”I calls em as I sees em.”

  13. Gravatar Osiderocker Says

    JJ- I am going to have to side with collegeboy on this one. California has dens of Commies IN it but California is a mosaic of different views. Why my city of San Diego has always voted strongly republican with 11 of the 13 districts in the county voting republican. If you look at a breakdown of the voting districts in California the primary reason that we go democratic in federal and statewide elections is because of two main areas… Los Angeles and San Fransisco. Los Angeles has a huge population of minorities which traditionally vote democrat and we all know about San Fransisco. So to say that California is a den of commies is wrong and does offend all of us Californians… to say those two areas are dens of communism is more like it.

  14. Gravatar Osiderocker Says

    Plus JJ, being bold and wrong does not make you a good leader.

  15. Gravatar Chad Says

    Commie’s or no commies, californication should be blown into the sea. Mua hahaha!

  16. Gravatar Nick Says

    Being a native californian since 1999, I believe I have a say in this too. Being conservative and Christian (Catholic to be exact) pro-life and all that like most people who write on this site, I have to say that the majority rules, and seeing as the majority of people in california are damn dirty commie’s I am going to have to agree with JJ in the fact that california is a commie state, i mean come on they are voting for red leader John Kerry just because there is a minority in california that has half a brain does not mean that it is a smart state, that is why i think we should start a call for the splitting of california between north and south, between orange county, the inland empire and san diego we could make Southern california a good republican state, and maybe Nothern california can just go to hell

  17. Gravatar JJ Says

    Osiderocker:
    I am from California, you are preaching to the choir tough guy. I can understand why you might take offense to someone calling your home state a den of commies. I have taken my fair share of California and Oregon jokes in my time. But most always I couldn’t rebut them because there was an enormous amount of truth to them. As the honorable Dick Cheney said, “No matter how much lipstick you put on a pig, at the end of the day it’s still a pig.” Suga-coat Cali all you want man… I know what I know. And don’t get me started on San Diego. One of my best Army buddies is a pro skate boarder in Sandy Eggo. I have partied in Oceanside many a time. That place is it’s own world. More babies die in San Diego (by abortion) than anywhere else in the coutry.

    Here’s my point: California needs help. It is infamous and for a good reason. Arnold is a liberal in republicans clothing. And don’t get me started on Prop 71.

    And one last thing. I am right. Muh hahaha!

  18. Gravatar JJ Says

    Nick, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

  19. Gravatar Chad Says

    haha…. nick’s a scholar!!

    By the way nick, what are you doing friday night? Call sean and get my cell number, we’re havin a par-tay at my womans house if you wanna come.

  20. Gravatar JJ Says

    I hate to lighten the mood in the lil parcel of cyber-space but I thought everyone should know that Chad wears womens undergarments.

  21. Gravatar JJ Says

    Also for the record: there is nothing better than Southern California Hardcore. The deal, No Innocent Victim, Sinai Beach, Hit the Deck, and Trauma.

  22. Gravatar Chad Says

    I cannot deny the charge.

    Here is a photo for viewing pleasure

  23. Gravatar Nick Says

    OOOh La la, sexy legs chad… oh crap… living in California is getting to me… AHHHHHH

  24. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    Man, talk about cespools, this is disgusting. What’s this website coming to? I’m just glad mine is still straight.