Tune Ups For Actors
10.16.04Alright readers, this post involves reader feedback. If there was one hollywood actor that you’d like to give a thorough beating, who would it be?
I know my fist choice would be George Clooney. Anyone who puts down Charleton Heston the way Clooney did, deserves a severe tune up.
Now, I know each and everyone one of you has a good idea of an actor who needs their face re-arranged. Spill it.
My Lib/Con Death Match Headliners:
MEN: Sean Penn vs. Chuck Norris
WOMEN: Whoopi Goldberg vs. Ann Coulter
RADIO: Al Franken vs. Rush Limbaugh
TV: Dan Rather vs. Sean Hannity
MUSIC: Dixie Chicks vs. Demon Hunter
Here’s the rules: Begin round 1 with Billy Clubs. If both competitors make it to Round 2, machettes will be distributed. If by some freak of nature they make to round 3, They will both be given chain saws.
# October 16th, 2004 at 7:51 pmHannity and Rush would do the best in the second round cause their oponents dont know what a billy club is til it hits them in the face and well, Norris wouldnt even need the billy club
# May 1st, 2005 at 12:27 pm