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Fun for tomarrow

11.16.2004

Be advised all liberal trolls. This hate mongering shall be countered with more fun hate mongering!

I plan on writing a eloquent come back. It will just take a little longer, cos of my sloped skull. Hehe… I have to admit… thats a good one.

American Soldier

11.15.2004

Found a great Milblog. Has some pretty intense stories. You should check it out.

These doors were not your standard 36inch doorways. So kicking them in would usually break half the door in half and you had to squeeze yourself and gear through the entry way quickly. You wanted to avoid the fatal funnel as best as possible.

*Smash*

My breacher kicked the door in, we all pour in a room. Fanning off and securing each corner. A man went for a weapon. I kicked hajji in the face with my boot, I then smash his face into the dirt with my other foot. There were 4 men in this room. Another guy begins to run towards a doorway. SPC E reaches him in time and strikes him in the back of the head with the butt of his weapon and he falls to the floor.

Down But Not Out

11.14.2004

JJ and I are now in the same boat…. kinda. His computer busted on him, which is why you might have noted a lack of posting recently.

But I attempted to format my computer today, and now I can’t get er back up. For some reason XP just won’t boot from the CD on startup. So I’ll be posting from here or there until I fix this deal.

In the meantime, you can check out Cox and Forkums Religious Rednecks Cartoon, since we’ve been on the topic lately.

Cracked Skull

11.14.2004

Workin in the shop with Jared today, I happened to get wacked over the head with a 2×4. Jared was pullin nails out of one, while the other was resting up against the bench (not smart craftsmanship). I was leaning against the bench facing away from Jared, when this 8 footer began falling towards me, only to crack me across the back of the head.

So I’ve had a nice headache all day. But you know what? I like it.

Yes. Thats right. You heard correctly. Contrary to popular belief, I thrive on violence. It happens to be the only language I understand. At least, thats what I’m constanly told by people whom I’ve never met.

I realize that I put out this image as a liberal pussy, and pacifist, but it’s all just a cover. I’m actually so violent in nature, that it is a miracle that I’m currently not in prison. With so much blood of innocents on my hands… why have I not been shot down by the law?

It’s this crazy country of America. Where everybody is a inbred, gun-toting hick. In this land of crazies, how is it that our country is better than yours?

Answer me that. Cos I don’t have the brain power required to figure this puzzle out. I dropped out of 3rd grade to start up a meth lab in my basement. So I don’t have alot of the education required for these things.

Are there any benevolent, wise and all-knowing foreigners here who can help out a backwoodsman like myself?

After all, if it wasn’t for the likes of you and the U.N. - The world would be in ruin because of us Americans.

Bring Me Cheesy Fries!

11.14.2004

Frank has a new post out for the non-deaf. We all just love to hate Michael Moore.

Xbox Live Free 2 Months!

11.12.2004

Attention - This offer is no longer available. Stop asking.

Any halo fiends here? Halo 2 multiplayer is insanity. Well, there’s this fine specimen of a young lady workin’ at the blockbuster here in town, and she happens to want my brother Jareds body. So last time we were in there she gave him about 20 cards with 2 months free subscriptions on each card.

And now I’m offering one of these subscriptions up to the first person to fill in the blank on this pop quiz correctly in the comments section.

At the time of sacrifice, the prophet Elijah stepped forward and prayed: “O LORD , God of Abraham, Isaac and Israel, let it be known today that you are God in Israel and that I am your servant and have done all these things at your command. Answer me, O LORD , answer me, so these people will know that you, O LORD , are God, and that you are turning their hearts back again.”

Then the fire of the LORD fell and burned up the sacrifice, the wood, the stones and the soil, and also licked up the water in the trench.

When all the people saw this, they fell prostrate and cried, “The LORD -he is God! The LORD -he is God!”

Then Elijah commanded them, “Seize the prophets of Baal. Don’t let anyone get away!” They seized them, and Elijah had them brought down to _______ ________ and slaughtered them there.

Answer correctly in the comments, and I will email you the pass code for the 2 months free subscription to xbox live. And please don’t answer this question, unless you intend to use the prize, or give it to a friend etc.

UPDATE ยป

Congrats to Nick for winning the prize. Be sure to add me to your friends/enemies list when you sign up. My handle is Pass The Ammo. So, if any liberals are reading this, and are on XBL, nows your chance to kill me in cyberspace. But you’ll have to pull the flower out of your barrel.

UnNeighborly Neighbors

11.11.2004

I can’t say I’ve ever really got much hate mail here at PTA, but apparently my ignorance has astounded this fine friend from canada.

“This has to be one of the most offensive websites I’ve ever seen. Your ignorance is astounding. Referring to Middle Easterners as “Mohammeds” is racism. Celebrating guns is foolish. They should be outlawed. Taking scripture as stricture is sophomoric, unscientific and short-sighted. Patriotism is nothing more than over-zealous nationalism and isn’t that what created Hitler?

Now, granted since I am from Canada, you’ll undoubtedly call me some sort of liberal, communist, socialist, pot-smoking lefty, but it’s way better here than there. Good luck, America. You’re gonna need it. I wouldn’t be surprised if you now threaten me because it seems violence is the only thing you understand. Later Losers.”

Racism? Here? Nah. We believe in culturalism. Meaning that skin color doesn’t make a man lesser than another, his culture does. Face it, some cultures are better than others. And nobody here has referred to a “middle easterner” as a mohammed. If you are referring to this post, you might be wiser to read the whole clip and note that the fellers name happens to be Mohammed.

Not very patriotic? well, don’t feel bad. I can undestand that Canada only has so much to be proud of.

Celebrating guns is foolish??? Now who’s the ignorant one. You must be for these “common sensed” 40 reasons to ban guns. Or you can read up on all of the armed citizens (not criminals, like you would make them out to be). Heck, punch in canada in the search, and see what you get.

“Now, granted since I am from Canada, you’ll undoubtedly call me some sort of liberal, communist, socialist, pot-smoking lefty, but it’s way better here than there.”

With “But” as the key word, I take it you are not denying being any of these.

And about threatening physical violence…. since I woulden’t want to let you down, lemme see what I can think of… how about this:

We don’t like yer kind. And if I run into you on the street, you can bet yer in for a reeeal good indian burn. er, sorry, that wasn’t very PC. Native-American burn.

Sorry Mark, but you have proven to be the foolish one, and have only made a mockery of yourself.

p.s. - Dispite your hurtful words, I have to admit that I really like Canadians. I think everybody should own one.

Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Veterans Day 2004

11.11.2004

Today is the day where we celebrate and appreciate the veterans of past and present, who have provided for us, the freedoms we have today. There is nothing we can ever do to repay them. So, we shall forever show them our respect and love. Thanks guys. I salute you.

Veterans Day Salute

Happy Birthday Marines

11.10.2004

Reader and former Marine Scott Koplin pointed out that today is the Marine Corps 229th birthday, “born in Tun Tavern, 10 November 1775 by a drunken continental congress.

I can’t say I know too much about how drunk they were to create something as beautiful as the Corps, but either way “go marines…. its yer birthday!”

Ask any Marine. Just ask. He will tell you that the Marine Corps was born in Tun Tavern on 10 November 1775. But, beyond that the Marine’s recollection for detail will probably get fuzzy. So, here is the straight scoop:

In the year 1685, Samuel Carpenter built a huge “brew house” in Philadelphia. He located this tavern on the waterfront at the corner of Water Street and Tun Alley. The old English word tun means a cask, barrel, or keg of beer. So, with his new beer tavern on Tun Alley, Carpenter elected to christen the new waterfront brewery with a logical name, Tun Tavern.

Tun Tavern quickly gained a reputation for serving fine beer. Beginning 47 years later in 1732, the first meetings of the St. John’s No. 1 Lodge of the Grand Lodge of the Masonic Temple were held in the tavern. An American of note, Benjamin Franklin, was its third Grand Master. Even today the Masonic Temple of Philadelphia recognizes Tun Tavern as the birthplace of Masonic teachings in America.

Roughly ten years later in the early 1740s, the new proprietor expanded Tun Tavern and gave the addition a new name, “Peggy Mullan’s Red Hot Beef Steak Club at Tun Tavern.” The new restaurant became a smashing commercial success and was patronized by notable Americans. In 1747 the St. Andrews Society, a charitable group dedicated to assisting poor immigrants from Scotland, was founded in the tavern.

Nine years later, then Col. Benjamin Franklin organized the Pennsylvania Militia. He used Tun Tavern as a gathering place to recruit a regiment of soldiers to go into battle against the Indian uprisings that were plaguing the American colonies. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and the Continental Congress later met in Tun Tavern as the American colonies prepared for independence from the English Crown.

On November 10, 1775, the Continental Congress commissioned Samuel Nicholas to raise two Battalions of Marines. That very day, Nicholas set up shop in Tun Tavern. He appointed Robert Mullan, then the proprietor of the tavern, to the job of chief Marine Recruiter — serving, of course, from his place of business at Tun Tavern. Prospective recruits flocked to the tavern, lured by (1) cold beer and (2) the opportunity to serve in the new Corps of Marines. So, yes, the U.S. Marine Corps was indeed born in Tun Tavern. Needless to say, both the Marine Corps and the tavern thrived during this new relationship.

Tun Tavern still lives today. And, Tun Tavern beer is still readily available throughout the Philadelphia area. Further, through magazines it is advertised to Marines throughout the world..

Excerpt from Warrior Culture of the U. S. Marines

We’re Not Sorry

11.09.2004

Send em your pics today!

Tire Slashers Busted

11.09.2004

Well, they caught the fools that slashed all those Republican campaign vans. Is that a Mohammed I see as one of the culprits?? hmmm…..

Two more men turned themselves in to Milwaukee police Saturday in connection with the slashing of tires on 20 vans and cars rented by the Republican Party on election day, according to department records.

Lavelle Mohammad, 35, of Milwaukee and Justin J. Howell, 20, of Racine were booked on charges of criminal damage to property.

Sgt. Ken Henning said no additional information about the case was available Saturday.

On Friday, two other men - Lewis Gibson Caldwell III, 27, and Sowande Ajumoke Omokunde, 25, both of Milwaukee - surrendered to police on the same charge in connection with the incident, according to department records. Omokunde, the son of newly elected congresswoman Gwen Moore, was released later in the day.

Praise the Lord & Pass the Ammo!

11.09.2004

Thanks to SSG Colon,

He pointed out this awesome song (Scroll down to ‘Listen’). 1942, Kay Kyser and His Orchestra singin’ Praise The Lord and Pass The Ammunition. SSG Colon is serving with Heath over in S. Korea right now. You can see him commenting now and again over at Heath’s site.