Fat Slob Alert
12.28.04
The pharmaceutical industry has been issuing alerts to it’s employee’s to beware of a fat scruffy lookin’ slob with a video camera. He has been seen hangin around the taco stands of Las Angeles, consuming monumental amounts of greasy fried foods and spouting communist propaganda.
“We ran a story in our online newspaper saying Moore is embarking on a “documentary“ and if you see a scruffy guy in a baseball cap, you’ll know who it is,” said Stephen Lederer, a spokesman for Pfizer Global Research and Development.
Quotations are my own.
Kinda curious that Foxnews has a downloadable Farenheit 9/11 on their site…unless it is some trick for the dirty commies who really wann see it, they end up downloading a series of exerts from Frank J’s IMAO. Great idea. Keep up the good work Fox.
# December 28th, 2004 at 5:38 amOr maybe they replaced the faces in the movie with different people like kung pow.
# December 28th, 2004 at 6:44 amWorthless fat slob.
# December 30th, 2004 at 11:45 amand i suppose your the type of guys who calls themselves a 100% american? well, sorry buddy pal, but you aint being so patriotic, making americans look like narrow minded greedy people who call themselves christians. now, im not being nasty, but really, could you be anymore egotistical and country proud? and pride is not a good thing when the thing you are proud about is a ‘fat slob’ named america. look, you guys go on about liberty and freedom but, look at the people you hold hostage with debt in the third world, a debt that has been payed time and again through interest rates, not to mention the imposed famine, loss of life and innocence, what about liberty and freedom for them? dont they deserve it? and THEN you go traipsing halfway around the world to start a war on terrorism, somewhere that is so unstable a war would be crippling for it, somewhere the so called terrorists dont even come from. you know all about the weapons of mass destruction B.S. so i will not go into THAT. but really, if you are going to go to the trouble to make such a good looking site as this, why not do something intelligent, something that is going to actually HELP people, and make your country if not the world a better place, instead of bringing people down, people trying to shed some light on what america is really like to you guys WHO SHOULD SEE IT FOR WHAT IT IS! honestly. the rest of the world knows it and does not understand why you are not being patriotic, or whatever and standing up to ‘the big guys’ and saying ‘hey. enough. you are screwing us all up, and we are expected to praise you for it?’ seems like your on the bad guys side to us aussies..
# May 28th, 2005 at 1:17 ambut onto a more positive note, i admire the fact that you stand up for your beliefs, and you have a nice place, very pretty : )
bye and God bless, have a good one.
from catey
Well, at least after she kicked our asses she said “have a good one”. Suddenly I feel better. And the fact that she’s from Ausstralia makes her advice to us so much more credible. I’m wondering what makes Australia soooo prosperous and better than America that she should frown down upon us and berate us for being the super power we are.
I’ll admit she was right baout one thing though. We are proud. Only cuz we could kick everyones asses around the world and back.
Crippling Iraq? Um…so yer tellin me they were doin just fine over here till we came along? Geez….where the hell do we get off? What were we thinkin? We must be some sort of sick, dictatorship sponsoring kinda nation! WE’RE GOIN TO HEEELLLLLLL!!!
But serisoulsy folks…we’re talkin to an Aussie here. Andrew already proved what kind of “common sense” comes out of the Land Down Under.
# May 28th, 2005 at 4:13 amlets see if my bannishment has been lifted…..
Troll cleanup on Aisle 4!
*cracks knuckles*
ok Catey you ill-mannered pompous twit, lets knock you off your high horse for a second shall we?
perhaps the fact that YOUR sniveling little country was founded by felons, murderers, prisoners, and the ill reputes of england has excaped your brain. We’re talking people so hainous that jail just wasnt good enough to make the local populace of the time feel safe so they shipped them halfway across the globe to a far away ISLAND to get rid of them.
# May 28th, 2005 at 6:38 am*scratches head* now i know a little bit about our american founding fathers and belive you me they were a far cry from felons, murderers and ill reputes. they had this idea and they made it something beyond great. it was such a great idea that in LESS than 200 years (just a blink in time historical wise) we are the worlds largest superpower. People of the time FLOCKED by the droves to get here. And they STILL DO. just look at our illegal immigration problem with mexico. Countries around the globe for thousands of years havent accomplished what we have and they are seething with jealousy. so are we proud? HELL YA! of course we are! thats a pretty darn impressive thing if you ask me. isnt it funny how these other countries hate us with such passion but the SECOND they need help, money or assistance in anyway, WE’RE THE FIRST CALL THEY MAKE!
as far as your spooge about 9/11, your information is severely lacking. do you remember the trade center bombings in the 90’s? or USS Cole? (just to name a few) all done by the same terrorsist organizations we’re fighting now. There were numerous other small and not so small attacks, look it up. i dont have the time or patience to enlighten your small bigoted brain. We had been soft handling these terrorists for at least 2 decades. but this time the US had had enough. 9/11 was the LAST STRAW.
and you DO realize your fellow aussie’s are helping us fight this GLOBAL war on terrorism, i really hope you didnt mean to insult them with your foaming at the mouth spewings but it sure looked like it to me. so SHAME on you for that. just goes to show the kind of person you are that would undermine the very people who protect your sorry ass. you are truely pathetic. I wonder. Do villages issue Amber Alerts when their idiots come up missing
oh yeah and have a g’day mate
# May 28th, 2005 at 6:43 am
I love liz.
# May 28th, 2005 at 7:07 amAnd that’s why I can’t wait to get to North Caroline…to be able to hang out with people like this. Well spoken Liz.
# May 28th, 2005 at 7:30 amVERY well said Liz!
I’m a bleeding heart yankee and even I don’t like Mr. Moore. He made himself a fortune with 9/11, how much money do you think he put towards the causes he supposedly supports? He’s just another money grubbing propaganda POS in my book.
# May 28th, 2005 at 8:05 amooo! a real preacher from australia! it’s been so long, i forgot what it was like to be tutored on how our country is good fer nothin.
I would say that catey here is pretty pompous herself. Maybe if she took the kids to the park to throw boomerangs, and feed the kangaroo’s, she wouldent be wasting her time on “internets”, talkin to people who could care less of what she or her country have to say.
But I think Liz did a pretty good job of cleaning things up. and Liz dear…. you were never banned. I suspect you used a “naughty werd” and it wouldent let you post it.
# May 28th, 2005 at 8:10 amMichael Moore is a big fat capitalist pig. He used lying poopaganda “documentaries” to make himself a filthy rich fat bastard.
# May 28th, 2005 at 8:12 am*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you very much! i’ll be here all week…..:cool:
yes i am the Imperial Troll Bashing Queen. lets see if she runs away tail between her legs or… comes back. thats when it gets interesting.
the first comment i tried a few days ago posted for a few hours under “this comment is waiting for moderation” or somthing of the like. then Poof! gonzo. (as much as i like too, i used no profanity i dbl ck’d) so i concluded my comment was denied and therefore my bannishment. which i thought was a tad unreasonable since we agree on so many things, with a few minor exceptions.
# May 28th, 2005 at 9:40 ammaybe i just didnt care for that particular contribution. no hard feelings. I just have the power to abuse my power.
# May 28th, 2005 at 10:26 amhmmm…want to be king do we?:wink:
# May 28th, 2005 at 11:33 am