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‘Kill Me First’ Dress Code

12.28.04

Listening to The Radio Factor this morning on the way to a job, Michelle Malkin (whom I love) was on and they were talkin about the (FAM) Federal Air Marshal’s “Dress Code” and all of the extremely brilliant rules behind it.

The whole idea behind the FAM is that they work undercover. But the bureaucrats (our friends devoted to the details of administrative procedure) think that they should all be sporting some slick ‘uniforms’ if you will.

As quoted from The Ledger:

“I don’t think anyone expects al-Qaida to come aboard wearing long robes and burkas. “If the terrorists understand the need to blend in, why doesn’t the director of the Federal Air Marshal Service?”

Now, if yer gonna make the FAM’s look conspicuous, you should give em a tougher look. Because the ‘man in black’ look isn’t as intimidating as…. say…. maybe Mad Max.

And if I were in charge of all that bureaucratic BS, I would issue each passanger a .357 Magnum for the flight. Then when they got to their destination quite safely, they would turn it it to be issued to the next passanger flying with that airline. Course that would only work in ‘my perfect world’, but it falls back on this saying:

“An armed society is a polite society.”

6 Responses

  1. Gravatar me Says

    What happens when someone like Michael Moore boards the plane, i dont think he should get one, he should get a single bullet from one right in the center of his forehead.

  2. Gravatar Chad Says

    thats the whole idea.

  3. Gravatar me Says

    I guess it is but can we use a .50 ae and leave him with no head?

  4. Gravatar John Smythe Says

    Give me a break. Many travelers wear suits or sport coats. I do, sometimes. But now I’m a target because of this ridiculous rhetoric.

  5. Gravatar Simon Himself Says

    I gots me a gun what luv killing A-rabs.

  6. Gravatar Paula Parker Says

    Our airlines should do what the Israelis and El-Al do,namely profile PEOPLE and not their bags or what they wear. Sorry for being too politically incorrect. But it is the people of different races and religions who bring this on ALL of the people of their group.

    So you look Arab and/or Muslim and you get yourself an extra few minutes of screening when the old Caucasian lady gets to breeze through security. Too bad. Boo,frickin hoo! Talk to your people and tell them you are an innocent Muslim and THEY are screwing it up for you! Till then you look guilty.

    I don’t want to assume anyone is guilty by the way they LOOK but hey, rather give ‘em a ‘rectal exam’ at a security checkpoint than have the plane go boom! in midair. Sad but this is what the wold has come to these days.