Liberal Experts
04.05.05The things most Liberal’s
Think they’re experts on,
Are usually the things,
They’ve never done.
While their rhetoric’s raucous,
Their record is poor
In suiting up for the game,
Or volunteering for war.
It’s so easy to think
You’re calling it right,
When you’re not on the field,
Or involved in the fight;
To piously protest
The spilling of blood,
While not one drop of yours
Lies mixed with the mud.
Oh yes it’s so easy
To be scolding and bold,
When you’ve not felt the fear
Makes the blood run ice cold.
Standing safe on the sidelines,
Do you never feel shame,
When you’re bawling at us
That we’re blowing the game?
Till you’ve carried the rifle,
Till you’ve handled the ball,
Just sit down and shut up
And let us make the call.
To you few Liberal warriors,
Who truly give us your best,
We wish your hearts and cojónes
Were shared by the rest.
Russ Vaughn
2d Bn, 327th Parachute Infantry Regiment
101st Airborne Division
Vietnam 65-66








Four of the six friends of mine serving right now are liberals, and one of my friends in Iraq is as against this conflict as I am, and yet is over there proudly serving.
Liberals have served in every single conflict. Oh, but I guess only conservatives are “real” soldiers? That’s an insult to every Democrat and liberal soldier who has fought bled, and died for this country.
The Senate has 16 Democrats who have served in the military, and there are 48 Democrats in the House who have served. They’ve served in WW II, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf War I, and Kosovo—and during times of peace—and well as in the Reserves and the National Guard.
Prominent Democrats like Dick Gephardt, Tom Daschle, Al Gore, Bob Kerrey, Daniel Inouye, John Kerry, Charles Rangel, Max Cleland, Ted Kennedy, Tom Harkin have all served in the military or in wars while prominent Republicans like Dennis Hastert, Dick Armey, Tom Delay, Dick Cheney and John Ashcroft all avoided the draft, and other prominent conservatives like Bill Frist, Rick Santorum, Trent Lott and Karl Rove just didn’t serve.
And those are all hawks, so I think it needs to be noted that most of the pro-war Republicans didn’t serve and have no frickin’ idea what they’re talking about either (at least Rumsfeld went though).
I think it’s also worth noting that two of the most prominent Republicans who have served are John McCain and Colin Powell, who are often referred to disdainfully as “RINOS” (Republican In Name Only) and are hardly extremely conservative.
What an idiotic poem.
# April 5th, 2005 at 12:18 pmThere are no politics in a foxhole.
# April 5th, 2005 at 12:29 pmOh, and this part:
That’s a total Straw Man. Those of us who oppose this war do NOT sit here and “blame the troops”—we blame the civilian leaders.
Far from being unsupportive of the troops themselves, it could be argued that liberals care more about the troops than the chickenhawks who sent them there. And last time I checked, it was Democrats who were fighting Republican-sponsored bills to cut veteran’s benefits.
Yeah, as you can see, this entry really pissed me off.
# April 5th, 2005 at 12:50 pmGuav, wave the liberal flag someplace else. This is a no sniveling zone. I served for 5 years and 99% of the soldiers I came across we conservative. The other 1% hated everything about the military. I don’t want idiots like that in my foxhole watching my back.
Also, I can’t believe the list of politicians you gave. That makes me want to laugh out loud.
What a great group.
PS. Being in the military doesn’t automatically make you a great American. It’s the prinicples that guide you during and after your service that mean something.
# April 5th, 2005 at 1:29 pmGuav - don’t tell me you didnt read this part
# April 5th, 2005 at 4:27 pmJJ: Oh, I guess this wasn’t a “No Sniveling Zone” when you had a leaky, saggy diaper over Chad’s Terri Schiavo entry. I thought you were going to burst into tears. I could almost see your lower lip quivering.
Come on JJ, we’ve been getting along so great. Why’d you have to go and be a mean poopiehead?
I’m not sniveling, I’m disagreeing. I’m hardly trying to say that liberals make up a majority of those who serve, but your contention that only conservatives join the military—or that 99% of soldiers are conservative—is just ridiculous.
Many people don’t really care about politics and don’t identify as “liberal” or “conservative” at all. Of course 99% of people you met were conservative—you’d never hang out with liberals. I’m so sure that every time you met someone you were like, “Excuse me, but are you a conservative?”
Of course, there are also regional differences, I assume.
Chad: Yeah, I saw that part. It’s a nice little afterthought. My point is that I’m tired of seeing soldiers ride the nuts of the Republican party and swear allegiance to these damn chickenhawks who “had other priorities” when it was their turn to serve, and who try to cut veteran’s benefits EVEN IN WARTIME—while Democrats try to block those cuts, just so that they can get called “anti-military,” which is ridiculous.
Just gets under my skin. Probably wouldn’t bother me so much if my liberal friend wasn’t in Iraq getting shot at.
I’ll stop “sniveling” now though, I got it out of my system haha
# April 5th, 2005 at 5:22 pmGuav,
You were right about the Terri Schiavo thing. My heart broke for that woman and I felt like crying on a couple occasions. But lets stick to the topic shall we?
The amazing thing about the military is that you have people for all over the country and from all walks of life having to work towards the same goal. I was a outpatient mental health counselor and I was able to learn so much about my fellow paratroopers. I dug into their past and tried to understand what makes them tick. I was indeed able to find out how soldiers (from all over the country) feel about their job, their life, and their country.
I was just giving you my perspective from my experience. But it sounds like you have things figure out already. You have all that first-hand knowledge about liberal servicemen and women. You also have them fancy CNN statistics, too.
Also, take your “republician chickenhawk” propaganda comments and blow it out your pie hole. You sound like the John Kerry campgain. We had our fill of that traitor.
It was nice chattin with you as usual.
# April 5th, 2005 at 7:28 pmDon’t make me seperate you two.
It’s true…there are a large number of soldiers who claim liberalism as their own. And theree are also many that do not claim liberal but are still opposed to the war and have differeing thoughts on what we’re fighting for. I keep my thoughts on the war to myself. I think if you don’t like the war, too bad. If you don’t like what we’re fighting for, too bad. Fight for your own reasons. That’s what I do.
# April 5th, 2005 at 7:45 pmHeath, I wish all people thought more along the lines that you do.
And Guav, the list of Democrats that served in the military…ehh…does it seem a bit “comical” to anyone else?

# April 5th, 2005 at 8:14 pmThe a whole world of Heaths! yikes
# April 5th, 2005 at 8:39 pmHeath: JJ and I are not scurred of you. If you try to separate us, we will form like Voltron and destroy you.
JJ:
I know you were, but you said it in that dickheaded way that you haven’t been towards me for some time.
And look, it’s not my fault hardly anyone in this administration has served. Don’t get mad at me for pointing out that they’re all talk. It’s not “propaganda,” it’s just true. Calling Bill Clinton a draft dodger isn’t GOP propaganda, it’s just true.
Point is, it’s easy to talk tough about “bring ‘em on” when neither you nor your children are in harm’s way.
(Oh, and I didn’t vote for John Kerry, so insult him all you want. He ain’t my boy.)
Eric: You guys aren’t getting the point of my list. It’s not that those are people you guys are going to like—I only like one of them, personally—the point is that many prominent Democrats, whether you like ‘em or not, have served their country in the military. And most of the current administration simply has not.
# April 5th, 2005 at 8:47 pmI hate to interrupt, but that poem is excellent. Thank you, Mr. Vaughn, and thank you for posting it, Chad. It is amazing how such a large percentage of members of a political ideology can be so opposed to the concept of self-defense. Where I come from liberals don’t join the military because there are so very few of them in Nebraska and most of them go to college rather than make a sacrifice for this country. I can count the number of liberals I know in the military on one hand. Just one person, a man in my church who served a tour in Iraq for a national guard transportation company out of Louisiana. He declares himself a liberal, but he has never said a peep against our current endeavors in the hell-hole Middle East. However, I can’t count the number of conservatives I know in the military if I used both of my hands. I think I’m a fairly conservative fella and I plan on enlisting shortly after I graduate. I wonder why it is that conservatives outnumber liberals so much in the military. Maybe it’s because liberalism is a mental disease, as Michael Savage says. Perhaps not. All that matters is that we continue to have young men and women make contributions to the nation by enlisting. It doesn’t matter what their political beliefs are as long as they want to defend this country to the utmost of their abilities. I just pray that people do keep enlisting no matter how horrible combat is.
# April 6th, 2005 at 7:17 amIt might not make a differance to u guys, but my cousin from texas, stuart decasmo,(on my moms side) entered the military as an infantryman when he was 18. Hes like 28 now and has done everything from mp to training tank cadets to s.w.a.t. for a year on the east coast. In 2002 he was offered to join delta force, and u guys probably know that no one gets offered delta force. He turned it down for his wife and his family back in houston. He’s pretty much seen it all. And if you still don’t think hes the most badass guy ever…..get this, hes a third degree black belt. He could probably kick rambos ass twice. Hes been everywhere there is to go and has always been a strong republican. In all the places hes been hes only meet a handful of strong liberals in the military. And has pretty much developed a sub-consious that all military personell are republican. I don’t relly know, but if you join the military and don’t support fighting the enemy…its like working at krispy cream and being against obesity. I don’t know. heres a pretty little picture of a beer-:beer::wink:
# April 6th, 2005 at 12:20 pmEvan and NS, first of all, not all liberals oppose this war and not all conservatives support it.
Those of us who opposed this war, regardless of our political standing, did not oppose it because we are “opposed to the concept of self-defense” or because we “don’t support fighting the enemy”—it’s because the war was not self-defense, and because the Iraqi people were not our enemy.
Iraq didn’t attack us, and there were no weapons. Two years after we invaded and after the UN inspectors and the Iraq Survey Group scoured Iraq and declared it completely free from prohibited weapons you guys are still clinging to this “self-defense” bullshit.
Self defense from what? Was Saddam about to send his fleet of destroyers and aircraft carriers over to invade South Carolina or something in his quest for global domination?
End the fantasy. Repeating something over and over doesn’t make it true.
# April 6th, 2005 at 2:54 pmYou are right Guav, repeating something over and over doesn’t make it true. So quit trying to convince us that your opinion is truth and Iraq was not a major player in global terrorism. We here at PTA agree that to truly be safe and terrorist free we must be proactive. Your (and many other liberal’s) theory of waiting around till a formalized Army attacks us is ridiculous. Quite frankly it’s getting old. Take your own advice and quit repeating yourself over and over cuz we aren’t gunna one day, outta the blue, agree with your nonsense.
Ok I am finished. I hope that wasn’t too “dickheaded” of me.
# April 6th, 2005 at 3:09 pmHAHAHAHA … You here at PTA must have one hell of an amazing intelligence organization—maybe the CIA should be coming to you for intel, since you obviously know something they don’t.
Let’s see your evidence. The administration isn’t even saying the stuff you’re saying anymore. Iraq wasn’t even a minor player in global terrorism.
All of our intelligence agencies have said that there is no evidence that Saddam had any ties to al Qaeda or any global terrorist organizations. So maybe give the spooks a ring and give them your highly classified info, because you obviously have the inside scoop here.
Or maybe cognitive dissonance just prevents you from joining the rest of the “reality-based community.” Log out of the Lucianne and Free Republic echo chambers for a minute and pay attention to what’s going on the in real world:
JJ, If I told you that the sky was blue, you’d swear up and down until your dying breath that I was just spewing “liberal propaganda,” and that the sky is really lime green.
So do I. Which is why I support attacking and killing terrorists, and not attacking and killing people who aren’t.
# April 6th, 2005 at 9:05 pmno it hit the nail on the heaD
# April 6th, 2005 at 9:05 pmAnd no, that wasn’t dickheaded of you at all.
# April 6th, 2005 at 9:06 pmJust wrong.
I think everyone knows that there were no WMDs, Guav. Thanks for the article, anyways. Thanks again for being such an arrogant ass in your response, too. I laugh when liberals try to belittle me
Here’s an article for you.
# April 8th, 2005 at 9:49 pmJJ, the article you posted doesn’t back up a single assertion you guys are making here—that the invasion of Iraq was “self defense” or that Iraq was “a major player in global terrorism”—and it doesn’t refute a single assertion I made.
Yes, Saddam’s regime was oppressive (and murderous and dictatorial, etc). Well, no crap. Nobody has ever, ever denied that. That’s stating the obvious. He was oppressive, murderous and dictatorial when we were supporting him, too. We’ve known this since 1983. This is not new information.
I’m much more interested in your claim that he was a major player in global terrorism. If you’re going to accuse me of spreading lies and propaganda, then prove that what I’m saying isn’t true. Stating the facts isn’t propaganda. Sometimes the facts just aren’t on your side (like the facts about gun control aren’t on the liberals’ side).
# April 10th, 2005 at 9:07 amDude, what is your malfunction? Giving me an article about how there are no WMD’s in Iraq isn’t stating the obvious either? WTF? You bring this up all the time like we don’t know already. This article was posted because I can care less that there was no WMD, Saddam needed to go.
AS for his connection to terrorism, you can’t change history, Guav. There is plenty of intellegence over the last 20+ years linking Saddam to all types of bad stuff. Just because you post an article from October saying that there is no evidence Saddam was buddies with Al-Zarqawi doesn’t mean crap. You sound like like Jonny Cochran.. “if the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”
Here’s the thing, I believe that state sponsors always have been, and remain, crucially important to terrorist organizations. Let us not forget that al-Qaida was a state-supported organization from its inception. Maybe I was a bit over zealous when I said Saddam was the Kingpin… but innocent, I think not?
Saddam was a terrorist period.
# April 10th, 2005 at 9:58 amJJ, look at the context in which I posted the WMD article: We have a poem criticizing people against the war. Evan chimes in to say that they “don’t believe in self-defense.” I say that “Iraq didn’t attack us, and there were no weapons,” and that Iraq was no threat to us—therefore, it was not self-defense. You then say that the things I’m saying are not true and go on to say that Saddam was “a major player in global terrorism.”
I’m just responding to the things you guys are saying. If there weren’t still people trying to paint this war as one of self-defense, I wouldn’t have to point out that it wasn’t. That’s all.
Saddam “innocent”? I never said that. You can’t change history, JJ. All the worst stuff Saddam did was 15-20 years ago when we were fully supporting him. And when he was using poison gas on the Iranians and gassing the Kurds, it was liberals and human rights organizations that were condemning him and saying he was a monster and we shouldn’t be backing him, while our conservative Republican administration was authorizing the transfer of chemical and biological weapon elements to him and backing him diplomatically.
But for the last 15 years, Saddam has been a disarmed, toothless tiger. No threat whatsoever. Is it a good thing he’s no longer in power? Of course. That doesn’t mean that I think deposing him is worth the cost—billions of dollars, thousands of Americans soldiers dead, tens of thousands maimed for life—all to find out that the WMD weren’t there.
# April 11th, 2005 at 5:53 amJJ, look at the context in which I posted the WMD article: We have a poem criticizing people against the war. Evan chimes in to say that they “don’t believe in self-defense.” I say that “Iraq didn’t attack us, and there were no weapons,” and that Iraq was no threat to us—therefore, it was not self-defense. You then say that the things I’m saying are not true and go on to say that Saddam was “a major player in global terrorism.”
I’m just responding to the things you guys are saying. If there weren’t still people trying to paint this war as one of self-defense, I wouldn’t have to point out that it wasn’t. That’s all.
Saddam “innocent”? I never said that. You can’t change history, JJ. All the worst stuff Saddam did was 15-20 years ago when we were fully supporting him. And when he was using poison gas on the Iranians and gassing the Kurds, it was liberals and human rights organizations that were condemning him and saying he was a monster and we shouldn’t be backing him, while our conservative Republican administration was authorizing the transfer of chemical and biological weapon elements to him and backing him diplomatically.
But for the last 15 years, Saddam has been a disarmed, toothless tiger. No threat whatsoever. Is it a good thing he’s no longer in power? Of course. That doesn’t mean that I think deposing him is worth the cost—billions of dollars, thousands of Americans soldiers dead, tens of thousands maimed for life—all to find out that the WMD weren’t there.
A few notes on Saddam’s payments to Palestinians:
1. The Palestinian terrorists are not international terrorists. They are focused against Israel, and don’t attack America. Saddam helping them doesn’t make him a “major player” in “global terrorism.” But you’ve acknowledged that.
2. The money he paid wasn’t to terrorists, but to the families—widows and children—of those killed in the conflict with Israel. This includes militants, innocent standersby, and suicide bombers (so-called martyrs). The families left behind, not the terrorists, got the money. Most families got $10,000, but families of “martyrs” got more, $25,000. This is because the Israeli government goes and bulldozes the homes of suicide bombers afterwards, leaving their families—who usually didn’t know that the retard was going to martyr himself—homeless and all of their belongings destroyed. And most of the suicide bombers are going off without the permission of their parents and families.
3. Saddam was not the only person who did this. Our friends and close allies the Saudis also have the exact same policy (as do a few other countries I believe):
It’s certainly a questionable policy, but no suicide bomber kills him/herself for money. They don’t do it for cash. There were suicide bombers BEFORE Saddam paid them, and there have been more now that he has been stopped, unfortunately.
# April 11th, 2005 at 5:55 amDammit, I posted the first half by accident twice.
# April 11th, 2005 at 5:57 amSaying that the liberal’s are ill-equipped to deal with conflict because they’ve never served is a poor argument, seeing as by and large they don’t serve because they oppose war. That’s tantamount to having said, oh, I don’t know… Nobody should listen to what Christ might say about war because he would never willingly take another human’s life.
You should rethink the argument and come up with something less asinine.
# April 12th, 2005 at 2:51 pmShut up Guav, and I dont even know you bubba
# May 24th, 2005 at 3:47 pm