Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women
04.17.05#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re
on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you keep another handgun for a
backup.
#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A handgun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
#2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.
:shock:That …..was…..AWESOME!!!:razz:HAHAHA
# April 17th, 2005 at 8:01 pmno but seriously, that was probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever read, seriously!!:grin:
# April 17th, 2005 at 10:20 pmHAHA the end of that reminds me of a show i saw where this guy wont stop playing video games so his wife asks him what the game has that she doesnt and he says a mute button.
# April 18th, 2005 at 6:30 am
*sticks toungue out* Got created men because women have better things to do than hog the remote and start wars. 
# April 18th, 2005 at 11:21 amNo…..not really…….its more like……were Awesome….and…Cool n stuff……Duh.:lol:
# April 18th, 2005 at 12:59 pmLol. Ok, sure. I guess.
# April 18th, 2005 at 3:29 pmPam - haha. good guys don’t start wars. we finish em!
# April 18th, 2005 at 5:54 pmAh, but good guys are like cowboys… a dying breed, which is extremely unfortunate for the single females, like myself, who need a man of that caliber.
# April 19th, 2005 at 6:56 ama man?! Aren’t you like 16?
# April 19th, 2005 at 7:11 amHa! How true.
# April 19th, 2005 at 7:57 amUm, I’ll be 18 in a week, thanks!
And yes, A MAN! I don’t need a little boy to play with. I have my choice of those. But a man… those are worth taking the time to choose carefully. 
# April 19th, 2005 at 11:07 amHAHA….yah JJ…you should know better. By the way I got me some sweet new jump boots. If God blesses me with Ft. Bragg, and I get jump status, then I’ll be set.
# April 19th, 2005 at 11:55 amYay for new shoes! I love shoes…
# April 19th, 2005 at 12:03 pmhey heath, you need moon boots like napoleon dynamite has. thats what the ladies like!
# April 19th, 2005 at 1:26 pmOh yeah, seriously sexy!
# April 19th, 2005 at 4:27 pmsee? pam knows what good style is.
# April 19th, 2005 at 5:04 pmIm sixteen and a cowboy at heart but youll be illegal for me or id take u up on that pam:cool:
# April 19th, 2005 at 5:26 pmLol. Thanks. And as long as we don’t DO anything it’s not technically illegal…
# April 20th, 2005 at 6:49 amHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s for the article.
# April 20th, 2005 at 8:30 amNow for the man discussion. I AM A “MIDNIGHT COWBODY” (with exception of the homosexuality side).
# April 20th, 2005 at 8:31 amawesome, but they forgot one handguns dont mind shootin blanks sometimes!
# April 20th, 2005 at 11:04 amRiiiiiiight……..
# April 20th, 2005 at 2:31 pm
# April 21st, 2005 at 8:50 amI’ve heard it before so it wasn’t that good!:cool::cool::beer:
# April 27th, 2005 at 5:22 am