Pass The Ammo

So way back when, during the whole elections deal, I was running this Stop John website.

One day this fine fellow by the name of Dean Hughes, decides to stop by and pretty much spam all the posts that were on the front page. That ranges to about 10-15 posts. And he spammed this huge list of why “Every repub he could think of, could NOT serve”. Isn’t that fabulous.

So I called him out publicly, and told him to submit any “fun facts” through the info page. And he did! What a trooper!

He even challenged me, suggesting that I woulden’t post it. I ain’t got nothin to hide from anyone… I posted itt.

How long has it been since the election now? Shoot. I failed math… I can’t count that many months. Either way it was alot… and I’m just now gettin this email from our buddy Dean Hughs.

I don’t have the original message… but it was somethin along the lines of

Please remove my name as a spammer on your site. Thank you.

Nice enough? I think so. Hell… I don’t even remember the guy. Ignore it. A week later he sends this.

Name: Dean Hughes

Email: dinosf@sbcglobal.net

Message: You still have my name listed as a spammer. Please Remove it per my earlier request.

So I ask for some links to where I have his name listed as a spammer.

If you have a link, that proves your name is on the website, please provide it to me.

-Chad

He provides the couple links.

http://frontierwebdesign.com/stopjohn/archives/000531.htm

The second is from –

http://frontierwebdesign.com/stopjohn/archives/000529.htm

Ahhh! Now I remember him! Yup… Ask anyone who operates a “blog” and they’ll tell you what a royal pain in the hind quarters spam can be. So I respond.

I remember you. Haha.

You went down about 10-15 different posts, and posted that huge list of why everybody coulden’t serve. Now… I operate quite a few websites, so I know what spam is. And buddy…. you were spamming.

The posts remain.

Sincerely,
Chad Coleman
www.StopJohn.com

Hehe… Needless to say…. ol’ Dean didn’t like them apples… they were way to sour. His response:

Never f**king mind. You stupid f**king redneck trash. You are already going to regret it. If there’s one thing you can rely on conservatives for, it’s that they are f**king stupid. I’ve already reported you to all the major search engines for the invisible text, to have you stripped from their engines. The next steps will go even further. I’m not going to take your juvenile bullshit. Remove my name or I’ll make it my mission to f**k you as hard as possible you stupid infantile piece of sh*t.

Is that clear enough for you, you inbred piece of trash.

No Dean…. frankly… it’s not very clear. Can you clearify things for me?

hadnt any time to respond before I got this.

Another thing – you stupid piece of sh*t – you have committed libel, I can prove it, and if my name isn’t off there in 24 hours you are going to get sued. I have studied libel law and I have all the proof I need to tie you up in court for years, and I have money. In short – you’re screwed. If you don’t think I’ll spend a lot of money to eviscerate (look it up dumb ass) a worthless piece of right-wing sh*t like you, try me. I’ve seen your portfolio, you obviously don’t have enough money to deal with me in court. Your best alternative is to remove any occurrence of my name and you won’t end up in court.

Buddy!

Oh the humanity!!! Attack my family will you!!! but not my portfolio!!!! oh… it sears….. it cuts to the heart…

STILL didn’t have a chance to respond before I got this:

I apologize for cursing at you so severely. I shouldn’t have. You pissed me off, but it didn’t call for such behavior. I do want you to remove my name and the invisible text with my email, as well as the visible and any reference to me or I will use the dated (and sent to my lawyer as dated) printouts to have your site stripped from the search engines and I will sue.

BTW – liked your Narnia theme, one of my favorite series of books as a kid. Made me regret being so hostile, again my apologies.

Wow. He must be a good Christian. Such a thorough apology… It even ended in compliments! Wow again! I like this guy… he’s really nice! I hope he’ll be my friend!

My response:

You sniveling… low down… high smelling…. boot licking… pussy faggot liberal.

Sincerely,
Chad

That’s pretty much what crossed my mind as I read your lovely emails.

But instead… I’ll do the right thing… and respond with this:

Oh no!!!!! Pleeeeeease mister!!!! Not the lawyers!!!!!

I’m just poor inbred honky trash!!! I can’t afford all yer fancy court fees, or even spelling lessons for that matter!!!! I have a wife and kids, and I just don’t have the money for a bunch of self righteous, money loving, greedy bastard lawyers to pay for this high and mighty dispute!

And since you came back with such a sincere and honest apology… that must mean that you are the better man… and that you really deserve to have your name takin off the site…

… only….

It’s not gonna happen.

Sincerely,
You picked the wrong S.O.B. to mess with…
I’m Rick James, b**ch!

Followed by…

BTW - You are totally bad ass!!!

I didn’t know you were an author for the LDS! (http://www.deanhughes.net/bio.html) (attn: I’m not even sure this is him)

Shoot. Shoulda said so earlier. Never knew you grew up in a trailor house. We’re as good as kin, right?!?!

-Chad

anxiously awaiting response…

Thought this bit was pretty funny. Found it over here.

A 90 round magazine for the AR-15! Thats exactly what I need for mowing down varmints!

Anyways, Guav sent me a link to a sweet deal. If you own an AR-15, and want in on a sweet deal, gimme a holler on the contact page.

Meantime, check out this company for AR-15 Magazines.

Wizbang posted an excellent one today. I’m sure most of us have heard, or have been called, a chickenhawk by some anti-war, flowers in the barrel, hippy type liberal.

Heck, even Urban Dictionary’s first definition example calls Dubya a chickenhawk.

Here’s a quote from Wizbang.

That belief stands in stark contrast with the “chickenhawk” argument, which tries to shift the discussion from the message to the messenger. It tries to move the topic from “is this a good idea?” to “who the hell are you to say anything?” It is an attempt to silence the opposition by assailing them personally, by punishing them for daring to have a dissenting opinion.

And here’s one that I’m obviously guilty of.

At that point, [The Supporter] usually falls into the trap and starts explaining why he isn’t currently serving in the military. Lord knows I’ve done it myself on more than a few occasions.

Shoot. Thats almost obviously right. If I ever feel guilty of anything I stand for…. It’s that I can’t be out there in the thick of it, with the other soldiers. Eatin sh*t sandwhiches, and askin for seconds. That’s what they’re doin’. And I only wish I could be out there. Or to even say that I have military experience under my belt. I feel so robbed. Both my brothers were and are in. My dad too. If anyone shoulda gone in, it shoulda been me, dammit! Arrrgh.

But I’ve learned a good lesson today. I’m never explaining to any sorry-ass liberal chickensh*t why I’m not serving in the military, ever again. Cos if I could be out there, I would. Thanks Wiz.

We partied nicely all Sunday afternoon. Here’s a few of the camera phone pics.

1) Cake on Fire
2) Cake blown out

3) Les and Stef
4) Mom watching JJ’s daughter, Ruthie

5) Volley Ball in the Back Yard
6) JJ, Brandon, Chad, and Colin

7) The Living Room
Playin the military tactical game, Ghost Recon 2

9) Carrie’s Fine Eatin
10) More Fine Eatin

Found this at IMAO.

Just a little update for you all on what is going on over here in sunny California. The Conservatives for Social Action will be holding a Constitutional Congress where we will be hammering out our official stance on everything from social concerns to local legislative reponsibilities. If you are in the area of North County San Diego and want to join us for this intense but exciting time of debate, please head on over to here for more info.

This is the awesome birthday gift I got this year! So now I can go out in the woods, and get lost on purpose. sweet. But I cant wait to hit the woods out by Hayden Creek, national forest area, so I can try out the tracking feature, etc. Maybe i’ll find some geocaches while im out there. Then i’ll be cool like Jarrid and Woods.

Thanks Gloria & Rick, Jarrid and Deet Deet! You guys helped pay for this bad boy!

If you’re new to the GPS, here’s how it works. I remember comin across an awesome flash demonstration about a year ago, on how the GPS works. Can’t find it though. So that’ll have to suffice.

So everybody, let me tell you about how Erik ruined my 23rd Birthday.

Friday afternoon (right now), come home from work, all beat down and tired… to find three nifty presents on the couch for me. Woo hoo!!!

My birthday is actually tomarrow, so the wifey will only let me open one…. so temptuous! I want them all!!! I neeeeeed them all!!!! Nope. Only one. So I allow her to pick out the one I get. She decides to go with the new Levi 517 Bootcut Jeans. Nice! I needed em too. Mine are all beat down, and full o holes.

I’m not used to having other people by my jeans, so I was a little uneasy about its sizing, as I pulled it out the bag. Sure enough. It was a 34W and a 32L. Doh! I’m a 32W by 34L. So torturous. Because theres my favorite pants, all nice and new and I was unable to wear them. DANG it!

I know what yer thinkin. “Why don’t you just go change em out?” Great idea! Cept for these pants were just shipped up from Paso Robles, CA, by my buddy Erik. The reason for that is, Levi Strauss had stopped makin the bootcut jeans about a year ago. I guess Wrangler was beatin em out on the sales of cowboy jeans. But I hate Wranglers. They feel cheap. Their so-called “bootcut” won’t even fit over my boots nicely. Too tight. So when I sit down, they hike up. When I stand up… they stay up. It gets old pullin’ em down, everytime I stand up.

Whelp. Levi’s decided to bring the 517 bootcuts back. Only, now they’re made by our friends in the Dominican Republic. So now I gotta wear cheap 517’s. Dang it. But at least they’ll fit over my boot cuffs.

Well… Thanks for the attempt big guy.

Regarding this post back in December, Officer Krelicek is making his triumphant return home!

For those who remember, he was a newer officer in town when he was responsible for apprehending a bad guy, when he was shot in the face by the scum. He has been over in a hospital in Seattle getting reconstructive surgery. Now he’s ready to return. The local press had a pro photographer go over and spend a week with him shootin photos, as he prepares to come home. Thank the Lord for his return. And thanks to Michael Kralicek for his service to us civy’s. Welcome home officer!

Please pray for Chuck and his family, as he returns home from the sandbox. He and another Iraqi were injured in an IED explosion, and sustained wounds to his legs and arms. Run over and give him and the Mrs, a supportive comment.

Just so everyone knows, Chuck did not lose his humor in all of this mess… I was told the first thing he asked when he was pulled from the canal (the blast blew him into a canal) was: “Be honest with me, guys. Do I still have my face and my ‘package’?” That is sooooo Chuck. Always worried about his “manliness.”

I almost performed the ol’ ‘coffee out the nose’ trick.

Haven’t been varmint huntin in way too long now. Shush. Ever since I got married, never have time for anything but work, work, and more work. Whenever I get a chance to sit down and relax, there’s always something else that needs to be done around the house, or work on the vehicles, or work on the computer.

My buddy, Sean from work, was out with his father-in-law the week before last. Al was showin him a couple of his huntin spots out on land owned by the lumber mill where he works. Showed him where he bagged a couple bear, and one spot they walked out into a clearing to see a heard of wild elk just grazing.

According to Al, that place is pretty well known for the coyote out and about. So Sean and I are headin out probably this next weekend to call in some ‘yotes. That’ll be fun. I just got a new battery for my scope on the AR. It has lighted reticles for low-light conditions, etc. I picked up some new scope mounts at the Spokane Gun Show the other week. The ones I had were sittin’ a mite too low. So now I need to head down to the crick to sight in my scope again.

I woulda liked to do that today, but the fam is all comin over for some hang out time. Maybe next week.