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Chickenhawk, Not a Chickensh*t

06.27.05

Wizbang posted an excellent one today. I’m sure most of us have heard, or have been called, a chickenhawk by some anti-war, flowers in the barrel, hippy type liberal.

Heck, even Urban Dictionary’s first definition example calls Dubya a chickenhawk.

Here’s a quote from Wizbang.

That belief stands in stark contrast with the “chickenhawk” argument, which tries to shift the discussion from the message to the messenger. It tries to move the topic from “is this a good idea?” to “who the hell are you to say anything?” It is an attempt to silence the opposition by assailing them personally, by punishing them for daring to have a dissenting opinion.

And here’s one that I’m obviously guilty of.

At that point, [The Supporter] usually falls into the trap and starts explaining why he isn’t currently serving in the military. Lord knows I’ve done it myself on more than a few occasions.

Shoot. Thats almost obviously right. If I ever feel guilty of anything I stand for…. It’s that I can’t be out there in the thick of it, with the other soldiers. Eatin sh*t sandwhiches, and askin for seconds. That’s what they’re doin’. And I only wish I could be out there. Or to even say that I have military experience under my belt. I feel so robbed. Both my brothers were and are in. My dad too. If anyone shoulda gone in, it shoulda been me, dammit! Arrrgh.

But I’ve learned a good lesson today. I’m never explaining to any sorry-ass liberal chickensh*t why I’m not serving in the military, ever again. Cos if I could be out there, I would. Thanks Wiz.

138 Responses

  1. Gravatar Krunk Says

    If they really cared about soldiers they wouldn’t be making blantant attempts to cancel military absentee votes. :roll:

  2. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    And I’d be right there by yer side to smack you with my PR-24(nightstick) everytime you get out of hand. And I’d constantly brag about me getting to carry a side arm and you didn’t cuz you’d prolly pick some stupid “Avaiation” MOS(job). HAHAHA. Man I’m cool.:cool:

  3. Gravatar Krunk Says

    So basically you became a glorifed mall cop, with a gun. Horray!

  4. Gravatar Komplex Says

    Yeah, let the colored boys do all the fightin’

  5. Gravatar SadieB Says

    Oh man, Jesus General totally punked you! Hilarious!

  6. Gravatar Guav Says

    Krunk: Who is this “they” you’re talking about trying to “cancel military absentee votes”?

    Before the election, almost all the left-wing blogs I read had articles about how screwed up it was, and even Randi Rhodes, the shrill, liberal answer to Ann Coulter, had a piece about it. And from this article, Official: Absentee Votes May Go Uncounted – Again, it notes:

    Thousands of votes from U.S. troops overseas could go uncounted again in November without emergency legislation extending deadlines for the ballots, a Chicago election official warned President Bush in a letter Tuesday. Nearly 30 percent of military voters who requested ballots in 2000 didn’t get them in time to vote.

    Theresa M. Petrone, a Democratic member of Chicago’s three-person Board of Election Commissioners, told Bush the problem could be solved if he proposed emergency legislation giving election officials up to 14 days after Election Day to collect and count ballots.

    “Every election cycle, election authorities such as Chicago receive military absentee ballots days or even weeks after the deadline, thus disqualifying these votes from being included in the election tally,” Petrone wrote. “With hundreds of thousands of military personnel serving overseas, the voting bloc obviously could determine the outcome of our next presidential election.”

    White House spokesman Ken Lisaius declined to comment, saying he hadn’t seen the letter. Congressional leaders have opposed amending the Help America Vote Act of 2002 and such emergency legislation is unlikely before November.

    “Congressional leaders” opposed amending it? Who’s running Congress these days? Not the Democrats, and certainly no liberals…

    Chad: We generally just call you guys “chickenhawks” for not fighting the war you support when you call us “cowards” or “traitors” for not supporting the war you won’t fight.

  7. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    Glorified mall cop? How the hell would you know?

  8. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    You could go as a civilian contractor. They will take anybody, and you can play an important support role if you really believe in the mission. Or you can pressure the government to tell the truth about the war. You can tell your representatives to treat our veterans better (believe it or not, this Administration has set veterans back, even as they cower behind our troops).

    But calling someone a “chickenhawk” doesn’t shift the argument, when you are addressing someone in a leadership position. I am always stunned by the gulf of difference between what military folks have to say about the war and what chickenhawks like Rumsfeld, Limbaugh, Cheney, and Bush have to say. Clearly, it takes a chickenhawk to think that shock and awe is going to work. You have to be naive to think that the Iraqis would thrown parades for us and that we would topple Saddam without a single American death (Bush actually said this to his spiritual advisor).

    Credibility matters. When you have a rash, you go to the dermatologist. You don’t go and ask Ann Coulter about it (unless you caught it from her). What does Ann know about treating skin diseases? Probably less than a dermatologist. It is just common sense.

    If America needs advice about holding hands in the garden with Saudi princes, arranging business deals with the Commie dictator of vietnam, having fun while everybody is working hard, or driving a business into the ground… we have elected an expert. But on matters other than this, we should defer to people that know what they are doing.

    Everybody with any kind of opinion on this war in Iraq should read Operation Truth. It is a website run by veterans and soldiers of the Iraq and Afghan wars. It is a great website and it tells you real ways that you can support the troops, rather than just sit around an talk about it. It is awesome.

  9. Gravatar Krunk Says

    Heath C. - Because I have a friend who’s a aviator. :lol: :wink:

  10. Gravatar Krunk Says

    All the left wing blogs I saw were busy writing up how bush stole the election. I never saw a damn thing regarding absentee votes. Infact alot of them tried to use the same excuse the democrats used.

  11. Gravatar patriotboy Says

    Krunk, you either do not understand election law or you are condoning the violation of it. Federal law requires that every state accept military and overseas voter’s ballots if they are postmarked or otherwise dated (including a handwritten date) on or before election date. It also requires that ballots be sent to military and overseas voter long before the election (As I recall, it’s 60 days). The Department of Defense is required to tell servicemen that they can also cast a service ballot, which the military is supposed to provide, (consisting of write-ins) if they’ve lost their official ballots. States are required to count these. They are also required to count write in names on a piece of cardbard or an MRE wrapper if that’s what a soldier uses for a ballot.

    With all of these methods available for legally casting votes, why would you support the casting of illegal votes? Do you also think it’s wrong to disqualify an absentee ballot that was sent three days after the election?

  12. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    Here’s a link on troop disenfranchisement
    Count their votes

    And here is a more general link on voting machines
    Black box Voting

    Black box voting isn’t a “lefty” group, there are lots of Republicans getting on board. BBV has demonstrated that they can easily hack the computerized machines and can cover their tracks. They are just pushing for paper ballots for the simple reason that they are much more secure and with a paper trail, they can be counted. Really, I can’t imagine why any honest person would want a voting system that isn’t clear and transparent… it seems like a breeding ground for conspiracy theories. If we have another polarized election like we did in 2004 and the outcome is determined in states with diebold machines, there is a big chance that people will lose faith in the political process altogether. Paper ballots are the only way to go.

  13. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    So you think a fly boy knows our job that well? Well…I gues they do, seeing as we’re slappin those mothers in cuffs every stinkin night.

    mall cop HAHAHAHA….right.

  14. Gravatar Guav Says

    Krunk: Do you want me to go find links to a bunch of lefty blogs that were complaining about how the military absentee ballots weren’t getting counted? All this talk about blogs isn’t the point, though.

    The point is, you’re accusing “us” of not wanting to count the military absentee ballots, when in fact it was the Democrats who were pushing to get the absentee ballots counted, and the Republicans blocking them—even back in the 2000 election.

    And if anyone else is to blame for military ballots not getting counted, it’s the Pentagon and the military itself who don’t get ballots to the deployed troops in time for them to vote and get sent back.

    But don’t blame us.

  15. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    It’s nuts to try and turn this into a democrat versus republican issue. Just count the damned ballots. They are over there serving. They have a right to vote. It’s a no brainer.

  16. Gravatar Krunk Says

    Where have I said I condoned the violation of soldiers rights to vote? I was simply pointing out the fact that liberal democrats went out of their way to throw out votes they knew were going to give republicans the edge. It doesn’t take a Cambridge political scientist to point out what direction the military sways.

    If anything I never heard a damn thing from democratic leaders regarding absentee votes. That’s the bottom line. Don’t try to distort the fact Gore knew Florida military staff would of really messed up his chances. So he had no choice.

    I’d like to see proof that a Republican tried to smash the absentee vote.

  17. Gravatar Guav Says

    Krunk: You’re confusing me—I was talking about the 2004 election, you seem to be talking about 2000. Which is fine, but can you clarify the exact charges you’re making so that we’re on the same page?

    You’re saying I’ve given you no proof, but I linked to an article from the Army Times to show you what I was talking about, and you’ve linked me to … er … nothing.

  18. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    You are right then, Krunk. It doesn’t matter whether our right to vote is being obstructed by republicans or democrats… it is our right. We shouldn’t leave any room for partisanism in this issue.

    Read the link I posted above on problems with troop disenfranchisement. And read some of the other stuff. People are screwing with elections all over the place, and it just so happens that the Republicans are winning at the disenfranchisement game right now.

    The solution to election fraud is NOT to make sure that you beat your opponenet at defrauding the public. The solution is to eliminate it and let the people pick our leaders. I think it is misguided to point fingers.

    The Democrats and Republicans have collaborated for generations to keep third parties out of elections and to force phony choices. Pointing fingers at liberal democrats misses the issue. Just to demonstrate how deep the two-party fraud is, you should read this:

    Why Conservatives do better with a Democrat in the White House

    If I were a right winger, I’d be totally angry that Republican Presidents consistently increase the size of big government and pass more ambitious restrictions to personal liberties. But I think it is part of the power-sharing agreement that the two parties have. This is why you have to fight for fair elections and why we the people have to nail them to the wall whenever they mess us over… whoever is in power at the moment.

  19. Gravatar Guav Says

    From Taking The Fight To Karl, a blog of letters from liberal and Democrat soldiers & vets outraged at Rove’s stupid comments:

    I’m an Enduring Freedom vet and I’m soon to be and Iraqi Freedom vet as well. I joined the Army “Reserves” shortly after 9/11 so I could do my part in the war, and look after one of my high school buddies that was about to be deployed. I’ve been on active duty since late 2002, doing constant tours. My last one was a stateside tour that I volunteered for because I got home when the recession peaked (late 2003), and no one wanted to hire somebody in the Reserves for fear of losing an employee to the war.

    Since then I’ve volunteered for several liberal groups, such as MoveOn, Democracy For America, and a few local grassroots organizations. I also volunteered with the Democrats for John Kerry.

    Whenever I get into an argument with a conservative, the story is always the same. First, they tell me I’m unamerican and unpatriotic. After I show them my military ID and mention I was in OEF, their next response is to say that I’m hurting my fellow soldiers. Then I confront them and ask them what they’ve done for the troops. Have they petitioned congress to make sure that the soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan have all the armor they need? Do they make sure that the Reservists still have jobs when they come home? Do they lift a finger to look out for soldiers families while they’re away? Did they even send a care package? So far, everyone I’ve debated has given me a no to all of these questions.

    Then I ask them why they haven’t stood up and fought against Bush when he slashed veterans benefits. Why don’t they care about troops being undermanned and underequipped in Iraq? Their answer is always the same: Vets have all they need, and troops in Iraq are doing just fine. Nevermind all of the reports and newspaper stories saying otherwise. Nevermind that soldiers are dying. We’re doing just fine over there.

    Finally, I ask them why they don’t go and fight the war themselves if it is so great. I get all kinds of excuses for this one. If they are over 38 they simply say that they are too old. I respond by telling them “Halliburton is hiring.” They make excuses for not wanting to go to Iraq as a civilian.

    In the end it’s all the same. I’m sure that there are some conservatives out there that do genuinely support the troops. But I have yet to meet one. The ones I know are all wimps who don’t have the balls to enforce the policy that they believe in.

    Karl Rove is no exception. When I heard his words I was livid. I didn’t think the Bush administration could ever say something to make me hate them more than I already do. That changed with Rove’s comments.

    Don’t worry, Karl. While your punk a** is hiding behind the safe walls of the White House, I’ll protect America. In the meantime you can kiss my liberal soldier a**.

  20. Gravatar urthshu Says

    “Do they make sure that the Reservists still have jobs when they come home? Do they lift a finger to look out for soldiers families while they’re away?”

    I’m a veteran. I’ve consistently experienced anti-military discrimination from Liberal-leaning employers - sometimes openly. I’ve never once gotten that from a Conservative or Christian boss. In fact, they tend to look for veteran status in a resume or application.

    BigT wrote:
    “I am always stunned by the gulf of difference between what military folks have to say about the war and what chickenhawks like Rumsfeld, Limbaugh, Cheney, and Bush have to say.”

    Same here. The vets - to a man - have nothing but contempt for the capabilities of the ‘insurgents’. Cheney & Rumsfeld especially treat them with higher regard, if that can be imagined.

  21. Gravatar gutless coward Says

    i’d join the war effort myself but my back hurts/liberals hate america/i’m a gutless coward

  22. Gravatar Enlist You Cowards Says

    Just so we’re clear, Chad, one more time — the reason you’re not out there is because you don’t have the guts, right? And if you did have the guts, you’d be out there? Just making sure I have it right.

  23. Gravatar Chad Says

    no way guys. I’m cool. :cool:

  24. Gravatar Chad Says

    Don’t you guys already know, that I do my service here in the Fatherland by killing commies and hippies, and whiney pussy liberals and such?

  25. Gravatar Enlist You Cowards Says

    Honey bunny, I know you like to talk like the big boys, but please put down the bee bee gun before you put your widdle eye out.

  26. Gravatar urthshu Says

    What the hell does it matter, his personal bravery? Everyone feels fear upon being met with the reality of their mortality, you & I both. That’s simply human and an entirely different issue from supporting the war or not.

    He has as much right to speak in support of the war - without serving - as you others do to not support it without making asses of yourselves at the same time. The military is civilian controlled. If it wasn’t, you wouldn’t be able to protest any action it might take, nor would support be meaningful in any regard. Admit it: You count on that civilian control and you’re simply trying to silence him in any underhanded & dishonorable way so you’ll get your way. Ad hominem is the choice attack of shallow, hollow men.

  27. Gravatar Very interesting Says

    Chad says: “Don’t you guys already know, that I do my service here in the Fatherland by killing commies and hippies”

    Chad… dude! Are you hereby admitting that you have wantonly committed acts of murder, or intend to? Is your belief so specious that you are now advocating the violation of state and federal laws to carry out your political beliefs? Intent to murder is a crime, as is advocacy of intent to kill — are you aware of that? I know some people who are going to want to speak to you.

  28. Gravatar Chad Says

    urthshu - They’re all just helping me prove the point of the post. :smile:

    When they hear something they don’t like… They can’t argue against it, so they turn to personal mud-slinging in their desperation to offend. It’s really quite entertaining. Sad. But entertaining how their shallow minds work.

  29. Gravatar Chad Says

    Rob - Yes. I’m openly admitting to wantonly committing acts of awesomenessity, by killing of the scruge of the planet.

    I have always advocated the silencing of opposition by means of

    1) murder
    2) sabotage
    3) blackmail
    4) anything else you can imagine

    Go ahead and have your buddies gimme a call. :lol:

  30. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    HAHAH!! Here we go again….where do all these people come from? Shouldn’t you all be out protesting something right now? Stop wasting your breathe over here.

    …advocacy of intent to kill HAHAHAHA….and to imply that your gonna go tell on him is freakin HILARIOUS!!!!! Go on…go tell on him and see what happens. You think cops are gonna be your little lap dogs and chase him down and put him away for something he wrote on his website that does not “advocate” ANY “intention” to ANY crime.

    Cops have better things to do than sit and listen to whiney little liberals trying to get their edge by stooping lower and lower everyday…if you guys don’t win one way, you jut stoop lower the next time. (of course excluding our very own Democrat, Guav)

    “Very Interesting” and “Enlist You Cowards” and “Urthshu”….you all have absolutely no common sense and you aren’t going to win anything over here…you’re wasting you’re breathe.

    You all brought knives to a gun fight.

  31. Gravatar urthshu Says

    Read closer, Heath. I’m no liberal. And I’ll thank you kindly to remember that.

  32. Gravatar Krunk Says

    So your just a common butt troll. Hmm.

  33. Gravatar Chad Says

    Heath - uhh… regarding urthshu… i dunno who’s side he’s on, if any. So I wouldent jump to conclusions and bunch him up with the other loonies. Maybe you should read all his comments a bit better.

    Guav - I missed that comment you directed at me earlier on.

    We generally just call you guys “chickenhawks” for not fighting the war you support when you call us “cowards” or “traitors” for not supporting the war you won’t fight.

    I know plenty of folks who believe in the good that this war is bringing… and plenty of them are over there fighting. I don’t think I’ve met anyone who was a supporter and “won’t fight”. It’s more a matter of who can or can’t.

    Wait. Thats not really the case either.

    Start over. It’s people believing that democracy blooming in that filthy desert as a very good thing. Obviously democracy doesn’t spring up over night, and lives/time/money are all costs of freedom. Thats how our free country started, and it’s the same with Iraq.

    Now… about “calling you cowards and traitors for not supporting the war”. When I come across wack-jobs like Simon and his whole “F*** The Troops” filth…. this guy is a scum sucking rat bastard, whom I’d gladly murder in the first degree. Preferably with a blunt object. Just because someone doesn’t think we should be bagging the psycho ‘rabs who blow up random civilians so they can get laid in their virgin heaven….. doesn’t make em a “coward” or “traitor”. It just means they lack moral judgement. And none of us here have ever called someone that for just that reason. But I could be mistaken… i know lots of stuff gets said when we’re all worked up over something… so don’t hold that to me… but at least you know how I feel about it.

  34. Gravatar Chad Says

    who’s a butt troll? :???:

  35. Gravatar urthshu Says

    I think that was directed at me. Entertaining, the firebombs tossed around here.
    My ’side’ is American. If you mean left-right, I’m a Republican from NY.

  36. Gravatar Chad Says

    heh. this is firebomb country. ain’t nobody’s safe.

  37. Gravatar Krunk Says

    Bling bling? :roll:

  38. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    WHOOPS!! Man…yah, I feel stoopid…I was reading that one where you were actually backing Chad up. I thought it said he had no right to speak without serving… DOH!!

    So I offer my public apology…any friend of the fighters is a friend of mine…wait a minute…that’s like a double positive…or something…I’m gonna stop while I’m ahead.

    Urthshu = :cool:

  39. Gravatar Krunk Says

    I give up. (walks out of post)

  40. Gravatar liz Says

    :lol: i go away for a few days and i see the trolls ’round ‘ere have settled in and made themselves quiet comfy *dusts off the ole CluebyFour*

  41. Gravatar Chad Says

    heh. don’t get yer hopes up. I think most of them have finished their drive-by’s.

  42. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Why don’t you work with me at Halliburton if you can’t make the cut for the military. We have lots of jobs for people in Iraq that know firearms. I know you have been just looking for a way to serve, serve with us!

  43. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    ooh! ooh! there went one just now!

  44. Gravatar Chad Says

    Quick Liz!!! Git Em!

  45. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    I ain’t trying to be a troll or anything… and I am a big supporter of 2nd Amendment rights (and all of them for that matter).

    But you guys seem cool enough. What’s with the pro-Bush stuff? Is it just anti-Liberal? Anti-hippy?

    I mean, no offense to any of you, but Bush is kind of a whiny dork. He has bad ideas all the time (national ID cards, raising the deficit, supporting CAFTA, weakening the dollar, and he just says the same thing over and over again). This is a fact that has been demonstrably true for 50 years… Republican presidents consistently accomplish more government expansion than Democrat presidents. The big reason is that Republicans tend to stick with their party more than democrats, and so they pass more legislation while in office. And, in general, the purpose of legislation is to create rules about what you cannot do and to raise money.

    Plus, no offense to the troops that are busting their a$$es in Iraq… but the war is the most retarded idea ever. I’m not too sweet on hippies either, but just about everything that the hippes were saying before the war (about WMDs, about the timeline, about the casualties, about being percieved as aggressors, about losing clout in the world) has been proven true. For Bush to be proven wrong by a hippy on all counts, means that he is weaker and dumber than a hippy (and, I have never smelt him, but possible just as fragrant).

    Right now, Communist China…a freakin dictatorship… is considered to be more righteous than the US. I never thought I’d see the day that people would love the red chinese more than the USA… but thanks to these dorks in the white house…. that day has come.

    You should all defect. You can still have guns and hate hippies and all that… but start sticking up for the Constitution instead of political powder puffs like Karl Rove. You don’t have to be a Democrat or anything remotely resembling one… but just ditch the losers that are wrecking America. They are a sinking ship. I don’t want to see you all go down like chumps.

    Remember how Corey Feldman got stuck in a Michael Jackson phase for a while… wearing a glove even. That dude had all the women on his jock and all that. Then he just got stuck in Neverland. He went from being a hot commodity to starring in lots of really bad sequels. And now, nobody will hire him anymore. There are a lot of people in “Generation W” who are either going to wake up and rip off the glove… or are going to be stuck as extras in like Meatballs 23… I don’t want to see that happen to you guys.

  46. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Why do I always get silence whenever I try to recruit for Halliburton- it’s great, you get to play with guns AND you make 15k per month! Sure there’s that thing about getting captured and barbequed in the time square, but isn’t that a small sacrifice for my net worth— oh, and America?

    Oh, got to go– Lynne, get the defibrulator! Hope to see you on Fox News!

  47. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Hey, Liz, we can use women in Iraq too! By the way, how are you with a leash and a whip?

  48. Gravatar liz Says

    hey Dick! (how appropriate) my hubbys on his 2nd OIF tour so that line aint gonna work with me.

    OT here’s a little diddy the hubby sent me via email i thought yall might enjoy

    The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
    > >beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get
    man
    to
    > >the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization, and
    together
    > >were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct
    > >subgroups; Liberals and Conservatives.
    > > >
    > > > Once beer was discovered it required grain, and that was the
    beginning
    > >of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was
    invented
    yet,
    > >so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for
    them
    to
    > >be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how
    villages
    > >were formed.
    > > >
    > > >Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at
    night
    > >while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is
    known
    as
    > >the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled
    at
    > >hunting, learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the
    > >nightly BBQ and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This
    was
    the
    > >beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men
    eventually
    > >evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.
    > > >
    > > >Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of
    cats,
    > >the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and
    the
    > >concept of Democratic voting to; decide how to divide the meat and
    beer
    > >that conservatives provided.
    > > >
    > > >Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest,
    most
    > >powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. The jackass symbolizes
    > >Liberals.
    > > >
    > > >Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most
    prefer
    > >white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish, but like
    their
    > >beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal
    fare.
    > >Another evolutionary side note; most of their women have higher
    > >testosterone levels than their men.
    > > >
    > > >Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists,
    dreamers
    in
    > >Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the
    > >designated hitter rule in baseball, because it wasn’t fair to make
    the
    > >pitcher also bat.
    > > >
    > > >Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still
    provide
    > >for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys,
    > >lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers,
    > >corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, and generally anyone who
    works
    > >productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire
    other
    > >conservatives who want to work for a living.
    > > >
    > > >Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the
    producers
    and
    > >decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe that
    Europeans
    are
    > >more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals
    remained
    > >in Europe, when conservatives were coming to America. Then the
    liberals
    > >crept in after the Wild West was tamed, and created a business of
    trying
    to
    > >get MORE for nothing.
    > > >
    > > >And you thought history was boring.

  49. Gravatar Turkeyhead Says

    What was that quote from “Army of Darkness?” Oh yeah…

    Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.

  50. Gravatar liz Says

    I mean, no offense to any of you, but Bush is kind of a whiny dork

    :twisted: no offense or anything but dude you’re kinda a whiny dork. :roll: you come onto a republican site bashin the prez. and that means you walked open armed into a ClueBatting with a big sign that says HIT ME! :lol: come ‘ere and bend over sweety pie :lol:

  51. Gravatar liz Says

    By the way, how are you with a leash and a whip?

    It’s not exactly shocking to me that this guy is such a butthead, this is what you get when your “women” are butch and your “men” are bitches. i bet he gives really good manicures. :lol:

  52. Gravatar Corti Says

    lol nice he got what was coming…..he was a putz

  53. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    I don’t do that fraternity spanking stuff. Save it for the college republicans.

    Bush still whines like a little girl with a broken nail as his poll numbers tank. “It’s real hard work…” blah blah blah. I don’t think y’all are a bunch of Ivy League Cravat-wearing, limo-riding, wine-swilling, coxswains …. but don’t ask don’t tell, right.

  54. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    You’ll get over Bush, don’t worry. It took me some time, too.

  55. Gravatar liz Says

    Woooo Hoooo! We’ve got a barker ladies and gents. Step right up! It’s a real live Barking Moonbat of the DU variety! 2 bits to have a go!

  56. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    If you’re gonna put links to the John Birch Society on your website, you should at least read their magazine.

    Even they think Bush is a punk who is screwing our troops.

    Read this

  57. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    Moonbat…whose talking moonbats. I’m talking about the JBS.

  58. Gravatar liz Says

    :shock: Hi I’m earth, have we met?

  59. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    Earth… your parents Hippies?

    Read this, too.

    Sorry about making cracks about Bush being a lady… I don’t mean to denigrate any women in here.

  60. Gravatar JJ Says

    Who gives a flyin frick about the JBS? Not I. Take your “wow, golly, guys, other folks like you think stupid sh!t so you all should think stupid sh!t, too” mentality elsewhere Death Stick.

  61. Gravatar liz Says

    Big tabaccy is like a penis wrinkle. No one knows for sure why he’s here, but when it comes time to stand up and work, he’s gone

  62. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    I don’t think the JBS is stupid when they talk about deficits and republican presidents. They are spot on. And they are right about the UN, too. Read your own link, it says Get US out of the United Nations.

    We need leaders who are loyal to AMERICA, not a bunch of corporate lapdancers.

  63. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    From what I hear, y’all aren’t real big on standing up and working, either. But I won’t clown you about it like everyone else does. I just think you should read about the Bush Presidency instead of supporting him because he’s GOP.

  64. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Hey Liz, want to come over and play “Find the WMD”?

  65. Gravatar warpo Says

    cancer: what do you do for the governmment? i hope it’s not and important………..couldn’t be

  66. Gravatar Corti Says

    Hey Dick go stick all of your Ideology and go stick where the sun dont shine and learn some respect

  67. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Come on guys, I’ve got positions to fill and quarterly earnings to meet! Tell you what, the first 50 applicants to mention “Pass the Ammo” will get a free copy of my wife’s lezzie novel “Sisters”.

  68. Gravatar Corti Says

    umm….how about you go stand on a busy highway

  69. Gravatar liz Says

    Are you utter suckers for punishment or are you just born surgically removed from reality?

  70. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Even I, Dick Cheney, have no respect for chickenhawks who won’t serve- except me, I would have gone to Nam, darn it if my wife kept getting pregnant….

  71. Gravatar JJ Says

    Im not saying the JBS doesn’t have intellectually sound ideals… but for you to expect us to agree with them on ALL issues just because they are conservative is plain ignorant. It’s about as ignorant as using “Big Tobacco” as your handle.

  72. Gravatar Corti Says

    Well said JJ

  73. Gravatar liz Says

    Dicky DooDah, KBR offered the better half a 125K year long contract when he was in iraq the first time. he turned it down. he’s got real work to do in the sandbox without having to babysit a bunch of whinny contractors

  74. Gravatar Corti Says

    once again well said liz

  75. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    I pay taxes is what I do for the government. And I don’t try to weasel out of paying my share. And I’m willing to pay more if it means armor for troops and benefits for vets. But not if they are going to give handouts to corporations that outsource American jobs.

    Halliburton moved their company up in the Cayman Islands so they doesn’t have to pay money to support the troops. Then they reamed the US taxpayers by overcharging them.

  76. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    I agree JJ, with everything you said except about my name.

    You guys rock guns, and they are cool. But Big Tobacco kills millions each year, legally, and gets paid. It’s tough. That’s all :wink:

    But, hey. I ain’t gonna go on about Bush anymore. Sorry if I offended. I just don’t like him. I don’t have a problem with Republicans, I was one until I had to switch to Pat Buchanan.

  77. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Whinny contractors? We need horses too in Iraq, you know any :) He turned it down because he’s chicken. Those whinny contractors add to my bottom line, and all they ask is a bucket of oats and a straw bed to sleep in.

    Ah, forget it, maybe we’ll just outsource the war to China- we can pay them 20 cents and hour and I don’t have to hear stuff like “Why don’t we have health benefits” and “Why isn’t the oil flowing” and “Why did my coworkers just get barbequed in the town square”. Of course, they may say that, but it doesn’t matter since I don’t speak Chinese:cool:

    Oh, well, time to retire to my undisclosed location. Ask not what your country can do for you, Ask what you can do for KBR.

  78. Gravatar warpo Says

    ’so they doesn’t have’ ??? and overcharging is part of the game. they all do.
    paying tax,,,,,,,good boy.

  79. Gravatar Chad Says

    Uhh… I’m gonna have to go with Turkeyhead on the Army of Darkness quote.

  80. Gravatar Corti Says

    Big T alothough i dissagree with you you have a right to spak your mid and i honor you for being a man and Apologizing…..

  81. Gravatar liz Says

    what an utterly revolting scab on the scrotum of humanity. my husband a chicken? HA! you’re so chicken You wouldnt know whether to pee in your pants or your hands.

    Go take a slide on a greased razor blade ya facking idiot

  82. Gravatar Corti Says

    liz what dose your husband do?

  83. Gravatar liz Says

    ATOC

  84. Gravatar Corti Says

    i am not sure waht that is please clarifiy

  85. Gravatar liz Says

    oh sry my bad.

    Air Tactical Control Operations

  86. Gravatar Corti Says

    o ok well he has gratitudy and so do you………

  87. Gravatar liz Says

    oops backasswards

    Air Tactical Operation Control

  88. Gravatar Corti Says

    dosent matter last statement still stands

  89. Gravatar liz Says

    spanks :grin:

  90. Gravatar Dick Cheney Says

    Wow, Liz, you’re such a lady- it would turn me on, but I have this heart problem…. I think I understand why your husband left you to go halfway around the world. It’s like that old joke- why do redneck men die before their wives- because they want to…..

    Why don’t you join is in Iraq, Liz, we need someone to watch Abu Gharib, at least until Lynddie England gets out of jail. I know you’re not smart like her, but we still can use your help. What do you say?

  91. Gravatar Corti Says

    wow you deserver do have your ass kicked and if you tell me where you live ill come down there and do it my self so what do you say should i do it or you know what i thnik ill let liz do it

  92. Gravatar Corti Says

    bad grammer cant type when pist

  93. Gravatar warpo Says

    dick,,, that kinda urked me. try to say you’r sorry now.

  94. Gravatar liz Says

    the hubby fights now so our son doesnt have to later. he fights over there now so he doesnt have to do it here later when the goat fellating rug muchers came back for more.

    how you got married is another story. musta been one of them shotgun weddings

  95. Gravatar Corti Says

    wow this is turning into a war zone

  96. Gravatar liz Says

    you dont want me within 200 yds of Abu Garab. i’d take a flame thrower to it and park a disney land right smack on it

  97. Gravatar Corti Says

    wow…………………thanks for warning……………….:shock:

  98. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    “and overcharging is part of the game. they all do.
    paying tax,,,,,,,good boy.”

    You sound like a liberal when you say that. They shouldn’t overcharge. We are in a massive deficit. It weakens the dollar. And it means that our troops get less.

    In WWII, everybody did their share. Pay taxes, bought war bonds, recycled…. It’s really a small sacrifice to pay taxes like a “good boy” when you have friends over there. I sure ain’t going to Iraq… but I ain’t gonna deny them helmets either. That’s just cold. I don’t care if you are Grover Norquist himself… it’s just evil to get tight with equipment when you blow so much cheddar on stupid stuff like waste and corporate fraud.

  99. Gravatar Corti Says

    did you just call me libreal?

  100. Gravatar liz Says

    Get ‘im Corti! them’s fighting words!

  101. Gravatar Corti Says

    no he aint worth it…….yet:twisted:

  102. Gravatar liz Says

    nvrmnd, he was talking to warpo shucks. Get ‘im STEVE!

  103. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    But then I grew up on the cheap. I don’t have extravagant tastes. Maybe Halliburton execs needed the caviar or pate or whatever it is that is clogging cheney’s wicked heart.

  104. Gravatar Corti Says

    carp the stupid fire here is making it hard to breath

  105. Gravatar liz Says

    thats the smell of troll droppings

  106. Gravatar Corti Says

    no i think it is smoke

  107. Gravatar BigTobacco Says

    Later dudes. It’s bedtime for this lil kid.

  108. Gravatar liz Says

    running away so soon? we were just getting started :twisted:

  109. Gravatar Corti Says

    :mrgreen:wow you sure are friendly………….(take it as you please)

  110. Gravatar liz Says

    i’m actually pretty nice once you get used to me

  111. Gravatar liz Says

    ask warpo….er steve…he’s out there lurking

  112. Gravatar Corti Says

    well dont worry about it i have to deal with my family :sad:

  113. Gravatar liz Says

    *polishes the CluebyFour-gets it ready for another day tomorow*