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06.05.05

I can’t say I get alot of mail from the fine upstanding citizens of Chicago. But last week I felt very blessed to receive such a letter of encouragement, and praise, from such a respectable and upright model citizen.

Name: GANGSTER DISCIPLES

Email: underthesix@yahoo.com

Message: GD LOVE- YOU DUMB ASS CRACKERS YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE YOU HAVENT BEEN NOWHERE BUT F***ING IDAHO I BET YOU SHOULD SEE SOME OF THE WORLD DUMBASSES

I felt so priviledge to actually exchange emails with a “ganster desciple”. I mean… it’s not every day that an ordinary backwoodsman like myself has oppurtunities to learn about being cool. We never had the priviledge of watching MTV, and mimicing everything we saw on the station that is God’s gift to black men.

So I decided to do some research on the badassery of these “gangster desciples” and I was even more excited to see that they were really real gangsters… And they get to go to prison, and do hard drugs, and shoot people… and stuff. I coulden’t believe how cool they really were! And they were emailing me!!

So I kept trying to email the feller back, to see what the recruitment requirements were. Unfortunatley, Im not real sure on how valid the email address is. I dunno if they woulda let me join anyways, because I guess they’re also called the Black Gangster Desciples… and he already knows that Im just a dumb ass cracker. Such a curse, being a cracker and all. I wish I was black.

27 Responses

  1. Gravatar JJ Says

    You are so right, Chad. I wish I was a black gangster, too. Then we would be sooo down wit everyting yo. Instead of using firearms as protection we could pop a cap in each other’s asses. We could even take your old Ford and drop it down to the concrete and put some of dem phat hydrolics in it. We could git some 35 inch wheels on it and put about a dozen 15 inch subs in the back for all that NWA we would listen to. Pop open a couple 40’s of Mickey’s and smoke some Swisher Sweets. Man, that would be sooo dope.

  2. Gravatar ERIK Says

    fo shizzle my nizzle jj

  3. Gravatar Chrissy Says

    I tracked you down! Wow, October 21st, that seems like ages. I guess the army kidnapped *S.* Who cares?:grin: Anyway, my freshman year of college my roommate gave our # out in a chatroom of all places so this guy from Racine, WI called and kept asking if I thought he was ghetto. I was like, ummm how should I know.

  4. Gravatar JJ Says

    say what?

  5. Gravatar Guav Says

    Yeah, you should really see some of the world, Chad—like all those gang-bangers that travel the world and are exposed to other countries and other cultures and don’t just stay in their 10 square blocks of neighborhood for their short, pathetic lives before they go down in a flurry of buckshot over a $10 vial of crack.

  6. Gravatar JJ Says

    hahaha, thats funny stuff, Guav.

  7. Gravatar Guav Says

    I mean, SERIOUSLY … Chad’s supposed to be taking lessons in worldliness by these people? Gimme a frickin’ break.

    Makin’ it seem like they vacation in the South of France and whatnot HAHAHA.

  8. Gravatar Chad Says

    haha. Thats as bad as me telling him, that he should see the world and take history lessons from other cultures, and to eat BBQ Snails, and to sport Che T-shirts…. uh.. and stuff. Cos… im just a cracker.

  9. Gravatar Krunk Says

    Chad,

    Indeed you are correct, my African American brother. This guy is about as culturally different as a Mexican.

  10. Gravatar Real Gangster Disciple Says

    I clearly understand you guys think being a Gangster Disciple is the coolest thing in the world, but I’m here to tell you this isn’t some kind of game. I’m a 28 year member of the Gangster Disciples and this isn’t a joke. I live in the name of this glorious organization and I’ve put in many, many, many years of work representing the business and it’s wanna be suckers like you guys that has given this organization a bad name. I’m not a racist and I’m not just talking about white people. There are some real and true white members of this organization. I’m talking about blacks, white, latins, etc., The generation of guys coming up today are weak marks, who tell everything they know. I hate stool pigeons with every fiber in my bones and I wish death on every stool pigeon in the entire world. So I clearly advise all of you who think living this way of life is to re-think and stay away. I don’t do drugs, and I just finished doing 15 years, 2 months, and 15 days in the Illinois Department of Corrections, and believe me there’s nothing cool about prison. So with these final words, I leave as I came by saying being a Gangster Disciple is a way of live and not a game. Plenty Much Love to all the true members of our glorious organization.

  11. Gravatar JJ Says

    RGD,

    I am a little confused at what you are trying to say here. There are parts of your response that sounds like you are glorifying the Gangster Disciple lifestyle and how all “wanna-be’s” should be killed. And there are other parts of your comment that sounds like you are telling us that the lifestyle is no way to live and jail time is an inevitable result. So which is it? Is being a gangsta great or stupid? I call spending the majority of your prime incarcerated not a wise choice and far from glorious.

    The real glory lies in being a Disciple of “Christ” and serving God, your family, and your Country…not man and especially not a gang. And when I say “family” I mean one’s wife and kids, etc. Also, there are no “wanna-be’s” here. I don’t want any part of that destructive lifestyle or any of the sub-culture that comes from it. Anything said in response to this post is pure sarcasm. We are pretty much mocking the ignorance that seems to permate and congregate at this website to confront us and our values.

    I am glad you are not a drug addict, dealer, etc… but that doesn’t mean we have to agree with your way of life. You prolly don’t agree with our way of life either. Let’s just let this be as it is and agree to disagree. Blessings.

  12. Gravatar Chad Says

    I think he was sayin’ something about never wearing his shirt in prison, cos he was constantly wiping his face cos he shared a cell with a mexican named “pepperspray”.

  13. Gravatar Jason J Says

    I call BS on this crackhead jailbird…

    So, you’re 28 years old and have just finished 15 years in the pen. So you’ve been in Prison since you were 13 huh? Interesting to say the least. I would comment so much more, but I think that you’re not being entirely truthful here.

    And yes, in regards to JJ’s comments, you are either a disciple of Christ or of the Devil. Turn to Him that you may have life. He is the only light and life.

  14. Gravatar JJ Says

    I think he means that he has been a Gangster Disciple for 28 years.

  15. Gravatar GD4life Says

    nagga yall some lames. yall need to get out of your mamas basement and get some [sweet lovin]. I hate yall pussy ass niggas who try and over evaluate shit. GD isnt a way of worshopin the devil. and it sure as hell aint no jesus thing so just expect that we be the sh** and yall niggas some lames.

    peace

  16. Gravatar Chad Says

    You nigs are pathetic. Yer not tuff. Think about it. You sit at your moms house, and search google for “gangster disciple” and finding this site…. all the while claiming to be complete badasses. You all are nothin but a pack of low down, boot lickin’, pussy faggots. I’ll bet you have yer ass handed to you on a daily basis.

  17. Gravatar KINGBHTHGD Says

    YALL CRACKAS AINT SH#%*, SITTN AT HOME TRYN TO LEARN BOUT DEM G’S.DA GAME AINT TOLD ITS SOLD SO GET A HOBBY OR U AINT NUTHN BUT A WITNESS, AKA VICTIM, TO DA MOVEMENT.ANY DOGS WANTEM HIT, IMA SHOOTA, HOLLA IF U KNOW DA SET, ATOWN !EAST POINT BI*C@$!!!

  18. Gravatar JJ Says

    Another whack job “gangsta” graces us with their presence. I know that ebonics is tough to understand when spoken but do they really have to type in it also? Turn the CAP LOCK off too, for the love. And get off your mama’s computer and go rob a liquor store or something.

    Funny thing is, this joker is prolly some rich white kid who wears Che t-shirts and listens to Eminem. HAHAHa

  19. Gravatar Chad Says

    Hey, at least he managed to edit all of his potty mouth! It didn’t even need to go through the moderation panel. He MUST be white!

  20. Gravatar TheWoodser Says

    I cry at night knowing that us “CRACKAS” that “AINT SH#%*” are paying taxes so people like this can live on welfare and go to public school.

  21. Gravatar me Says

    That was the funniest thing Ive seen in here so far! Now I have a new argument against continuous welfare!

  22. Gravatar Dont need to know Says

    For any of yall to sit here and argue about what is right and what is wrong and stereotype eachother like this is pure stupidity. of course their are a couple of G’s that dont conduct themselves the way they should but that doesn’t mean that all G’s are like that. The same goes for white folks also. Just because one acts like that doesn’t mean that they speak for the whole race. So please stop the stereotypes.

    One Love!

  23. Gravatar Whatever Says

    this is a hilarious thread.

  24. Gravatar Chad Says

    yes, it does get better with time.

    a couple of G’s that dont conduct themselves the way they should but that doesn’t mean that all G’s are like that

    Hahaha. this is rich. a couple of G’s??? WTF?

    lets break this down and gain a higher understanding of what was just said.

    G’s. Short for Gangsta’s which is slang for Gangsters.

    gang·ster n.

    1. A member of an organized group of criminals; a racketeer.
    2. A member of a gang of delinquents.

    Now, what mr one love just said makes absolutely no sense. lets take his brialliant sentence, and swap the word “G’s” for it’s dictionary definition.

    a couple of “organized criminals” that dont conduct themselves the way they should but that doesn’t mean that all “organized criminals” are like that

    Maybe you should lay off that crack pipe, one love.

  25. Gravatar Tha Black Knight Says

    First of there aint no such thing as BGD anymore thats outdated and and GD is an organization we arent gangbangers but yall to fake to understand what we about GD Gangsta Disciple Growth&Development “G” is tha way we adress each othe and ourselves
    i dont even know whyim tryin to do this tho yall fake
    My real folks kno whats good yall should keep ya mouths shut on this topic

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  27. Gravatar Chad Says

    you thugs are so awesome. it’s complete awesometown up in here. y’all gonna make me lose my mind. i can’t handle the awesomnessity so I’m gonna go ahead and close the comments before my blog implodes from the awesomeness that the gangster disciples have to offer.


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