Jacko Gets Off
06.15.05
So our boy Jacko gets aquitted on every freakin account. Thats freakin amazing! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, deep down inside. I hear that they had a party at his neverland ranch to celebrate his aquittal. They know this, because they saw several tricycles parked out in front.
Now what could he possibly doing, now that he’s returned to neverland ranch? Just a few guesses.
- Oiling up the springs on the trapdoor in the kids playroom
- Refilling the hellium tanks by the bed, for voice altering
- Restocking the cabinets with empty diet coke cans for later filling with “jesus juice”
- Having a new smile built for the party by his plastic surgeon
- …
wacko jacko is as guilty as guilty gets. the prosecutions’ presentation of the case is why they lost. dude sucked. so fester the molester gets of scott free
# June 15th, 2005 at 4:41 pmPIMF! “…gets off* scott free” (no pun intended…well ok maybe a little)
# June 15th, 2005 at 4:49 pmI Heard he got off because he is white.
# June 15th, 2005 at 8:55 pmIsn’t America great?
# June 15th, 2005 at 9:11 pmI heard he was so poor, he can’t even afford a 10 year old Cambodian boy.
# June 15th, 2005 at 9:53 pmYeah, now I hear Saddam wants his trial moved to Santa Barbara County. Thank you late-night comedians.
# June 16th, 2005 at 11:59 amYesterday, he was seen at Sears after he heard that little boy’s pants were half off.
# June 17th, 2005 at 7:31 amI wouldnt exactly say beautiful…
# June 21st, 2005 at 10:55 amAnd he might be moving neverland to dubois.
# August 21st, 2005 at 5:13 pm
don’t ever say that. besides. dubois has like a population of like…. 6 farmers.
# August 21st, 2005 at 5:19 pm