Stop John Drama
06.29.05So way back when, during the whole elections deal, I was running this Stop John website.
One day this fine fellow by the name of Dean Hughes, decides to stop by and pretty much spam all the posts that were on the front page. That ranges to about 10-15 posts. And he spammed this huge list of why “Every repub he could think of, could NOT serve”. Isn’t that fabulous.
So I called him out publicly, and told him to submit any “fun facts” through the info page. And he did! What a trooper!
He even challenged me, suggesting that I woulden’t post it. I ain’t got nothin to hide from anyone… I posted itt.
How long has it been since the election now? Shoot. I failed math… I can’t count that many months. Either way it was alot… and I’m just now gettin this email from our buddy Dean Hughs.
I don’t have the original message… but it was somethin along the lines of
Please remove my name as a spammer on your site. Thank you.
Nice enough? I think so. Hell… I don’t even remember the guy. Ignore it. A week later he sends this.
Name: Dean Hughes
Email: dinosf@sbcglobal.net
Message: You still have my name listed as a spammer. Please Remove it per my earlier request.
So I ask for some links to where I have his name listed as a spammer.
If you have a link, that proves your name is on the website, please provide it to me.
-Chad
He provides the couple links.
http://frontierwebdesign.com/stopjohn/archives/000531.htm
The second is from –
Ahhh! Now I remember him! Yup… Ask anyone who operates a “blog” and they’ll tell you what a royal pain in the hind quarters spam can be. So I respond.
I remember you. Haha.
You went down about 10-15 different posts, and posted that huge list of why everybody coulden’t serve. Now… I operate quite a few websites, so I know what spam is. And buddy…. you were spamming.
The posts remain.
Sincerely,
Chad Coleman
www.StopJohn.com
Hehe… Needless to say…. ol’ Dean didn’t like them apples… they were way to sour. His response:
Never f**king mind. You stupid f**king redneck trash. You are already going to regret it. If there’s one thing you can rely on conservatives for, it’s that they are f**king stupid. I’ve already reported you to all the major search engines for the invisible text, to have you stripped from their engines. The next steps will go even further. I’m not going to take your juvenile bullshit. Remove my name or I’ll make it my mission to f**k you as hard as possible you stupid infantile piece of sh*t.
Is that clear enough for you, you inbred piece of trash.
No Dean…. frankly… it’s not very clear. Can you clearify things for me?
hadnt any time to respond before I got this.
Another thing – you stupid piece of sh*t – you have committed libel, I can prove it, and if my name isn’t off there in 24 hours you are going to get sued. I have studied libel law and I have all the proof I need to tie you up in court for years, and I have money. In short – you’re screwed. If you don’t think I’ll spend a lot of money to eviscerate (look it up dumb ass) a worthless piece of right-wing sh*t like you, try me. I’ve seen your portfolio, you obviously don’t have enough money to deal with me in court. Your best alternative is to remove any occurrence of my name and you won’t end up in court.
Buddy!
Oh the humanity!!! Attack my family will you!!! but not my portfolio!!!! oh… it sears….. it cuts to the heart…
STILL didn’t have a chance to respond before I got this:
I apologize for cursing at you so severely. I shouldn’t have. You pissed me off, but it didn’t call for such behavior. I do want you to remove my name and the invisible text with my email, as well as the visible and any reference to me or I will use the dated (and sent to my lawyer as dated) printouts to have your site stripped from the search engines and I will sue.
BTW – liked your Narnia theme, one of my favorite series of books as a kid. Made me regret being so hostile, again my apologies.
Wow. He must be a good Christian. Such a thorough apology… It even ended in compliments! Wow again! I like this guy… he’s really nice! I hope he’ll be my friend!
My response:
You sniveling… low down… high smelling…. boot licking… pussy faggot liberal.
Sincerely,
ChadThat’s pretty much what crossed my mind as I read your lovely emails.
But instead… I’ll do the right thing… and respond with this:
Oh no!!!!! Pleeeeeease mister!!!! Not the lawyers!!!!!
I’m just poor inbred honky trash!!! I can’t afford all yer fancy court fees, or even spelling lessons for that matter!!!! I have a wife and kids, and I just don’t have the money for a bunch of self righteous, money loving, greedy bastard lawyers to pay for this high and mighty dispute!
And since you came back with such a sincere and honest apology… that must mean that you are the better man… and that you really deserve to have your name takin off the site…
… only….
It’s not gonna happen.
Sincerely,
You picked the wrong S.O.B. to mess with…
I’m Rick James, b**ch!
Followed by…
BTW - You are totally bad ass!!!
I didn’t know you were an author for the LDS! (http://www.deanhughes.net/bio.html) (attn: I’m not even sure this is him)
Shoot. Shoulda said so earlier. Never knew you grew up in a trailor house. We’re as good as kin, right?!?!
-Chad
anxiously awaiting response…
Isn’t that neat? Another crazy leftist bastard. I don’t know which works better for situations like these -
# June 29th, 2005 at 9:48 pm“Stupid people shouldn’t breed.”
or
“Some people deserve bullets in the backs of their skulls.”
I find them highly entertaining, myself. In fact… I think I’d be plum bored without em. I mean… we can’t ALL be smart.
# June 29th, 2005 at 9:52 pmThat’s the most entertaining thing I’ve read in a long time. $50 says he won’t sue.
# June 30th, 2005 at 5:00 amLet him know that he can’t do a thing. He doesn’t have crap the silly old man.
# June 30th, 2005 at 6:14 amThats just it! I dont want him to know that I know he can’t do jack.
It’s more fun this way.
# June 30th, 2005 at 6:38 amMatthew 5:25-26
“Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny.”
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:07 amWhat a fekking dooshbag aszhole (attemps to circumvent your curse filter).
# June 30th, 2005 at 10:00 am
maybe i should do a test to see how well the filter really works?? 
# June 30th, 2005 at 1:09 pmHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
i think i wet my pants.
# June 30th, 2005 at 1:59 pmWow! You are the coolest guy in the world chad. I miss you balls of steel around here. Yah! I said it. I miss his balls, you got a problem with that.:shock:
# June 30th, 2005 at 2:52 pmI love it when you talk dirty, Sean.
# June 30th, 2005 at 5:23 pmWhat sorta dumbass sues a hick from Idaho anyway.
It would cost him more in lawyer’s fees and all Chad has to do is laugh at him and act an ape in court.
That would be worth a flash animation.
# June 30th, 2005 at 7:26 pmheh. yup. Thats why I like to egg em on. Even the contact page on Stop John, says that all submissions become Stop John property. He gave me full rights, when he sent in his info. it’s good to be the king.
# June 30th, 2005 at 7:48 pmYou know I wouldn’t be so startled if it weren’t for the fact that the king made breakfast after he slept someone.
# June 30th, 2005 at 7:55 pmYou know, the Burger King.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:25 pmBut don’t you say, “*All submissions become property of StopJohn.com. There’s a chance we will post your submission on the weblog, unless you ask us not to.”
Not that you should worry about getting sued… But if the asterisked disclaimer is contractually binding, then so is the part about honoring requests not to post stuff. I just don’t want to see y’all get hassled by the man.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:26 pmyea… that was a weird commercial.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:26 pmBig T - He checked the option that it was okay to post. If you’ll notice.. he even challenged me to post it.
He said
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:27 pmThe king is better than the clown.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:28 pmWhat a bonehead.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:28 pmi like the jack in the box.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:29 pmEverybody tries to front on the internet…. It’s like Angel Dust for dorks
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:29 pmJack is good. McDOnald’s should capitalize on the Hamburglar, but bring him up to date. Giv him a shank or somthing
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:30 pmHe could carjack people at the drivethrough.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:31 pmHaha! Thats not a bad marketing idea.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:31 pmI was thinking drive-by bayonetting… cos you know… bayonet attacks are a serious problem… and we need the assault weapons ban re-inacted.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:32 pmOtherwise kids won’t watch. Too jaded.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:32 pmOr he could wait under your car and slash your achilles tendon.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:34 pmooo… that sounds fun!
I was thinking brake lines… but yea… that one sounds good too.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:37 pmDude, i was really bored after work today and turned the TV to Jeopardy. I got every question right under the category “Lethal Weapons”. There is a first for everything. They should make a Jeopardy game for hicks and some of the categories could be “Beer”, “Guns”, and “Why Republicans Hate the Environment.” I would win more money than that Jennings geek.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:46 pmi see our squatting satire troll is back.
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:48 pmit’s late, i gotta get my beuty rest. [ahnold] I’ll be back [ahnold]
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:56 pmPIMF! [/ahnold]
# June 30th, 2005 at 8:56 pmSon, that just brings out the fight’n side of me
This ol’ boy needs 2 things-
1. A limb in a tall tree
2. Short piece of rope
HANG ‘EM HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# July 1st, 2005 at 5:34 amhahaha, omg…
Dude needs to calm the hell down. I like how he uses “redneck” to “get to you”
What a racist!!
Isn’t that what liberals do after they find they can’t intellgently debate - then they find cussing doesn’t do any good… Then they call you a racist!
RACIST!!
RACIST!!
RACIST!!
/sarcasm off
You know what you liberals are good for? Not a damn thing - buncha idiot hypocrits!
RACIST, RACIST, RACIST… naaa naaaa naaaaaa naaaa naaaaa
Cry me a river in my beer. I think I’ll reply to the vast amounts of spam we get on our network each day with some SMTP fun…
Make is look like it came from… hmmm, never mind - you get the idea
# July 1st, 2005 at 6:10 amOh my, what’s this?
[Link Removed]
a Phishing Scam! oh boy, make sure you NEVER put your email address on these.
Oh my another Phising Scam Page…
[Link Removed]
Don’t suspect these people trying to rip others off would keep an IP log either.. Or maybe they do, but doubt you can talk them into giving it up - since of course, visitors are “victims”.
Just a FYI!
# July 1st, 2005 at 6:18 amIf visitors are victims…why did you link em? Now people are link there and be subject to whatever is on those sites. Bad idea.
# July 1st, 2005 at 6:32 amWhy is it when the “Left-ies” get mad it’s “I Will SUE you”
and us “Right-ies” it’s “I vomit in your general direction and will stomp you into the ground.”
Seems like “Left-ies” can’t do anything themselves.
# July 1st, 2005 at 11:31 amGood point Woody. Touche on the vomiting and stomping.
# July 1st, 2005 at 2:44 pmI like vomiting :oops::arrow::razz:
# July 1st, 2005 at 2:49 pmThat didn’t work… poop. Oh well, everyone ignore the previous post.
# July 1st, 2005 at 2:49 pm[Sean taps into the force]
“You did not see a stupid post about vomiting that makes no sense.”
[/Sean taps into the force]
# July 1st, 2005 at 2:51 pm
# July 1st, 2005 at 2:51 pmSo hows that crystal meth treatin you, sean?
# July 1st, 2005 at 2:54 pmDid anyone read my comment about Jeopardy? Jeez… I come up with a great idea for a new gameshow and it gets lost in the neverending onslaut of comments. Where is the love.
# July 1st, 2005 at 3:18 pmDo you have some:neutral:
# July 1st, 2005 at 3:54 pmSean - well…. what do you want? This is Idaho! Number one in meth labs! ah thank you.
JJ - Sorry bud. Just a wee bit off the posts topic.
# July 1st, 2005 at 5:49 pmI can’t simply stiffle my creative genious just because the post is totally eeeeerrelevant to the goins-on in my incredibly huge cranium.
# July 1st, 2005 at 6:25 pm