Feedback from Justin
07.11.05This message was sent from:
Pass The Ammo.com Feedback————————————————————
Name: JustinEmail: jdh@thisexit.us
Website: http://www.thisexit.us
Message: If I may make one suggestion, the responses by the main authors of the website need to cleaned up.
I’m not 100% sure who this site is aimed at, but when it comes to receiving respectable visitors you will send them away due to lack of vocabulary or holding a poor image.
Hopefully you take this as constructive criticism, I would like to read more from your site and plan to. For the time being it will sit, the girlfriend will be here soon and I’m sure you can understand that!
My Response:
Are you joking?
lack of vocabulary??? haha
poor image??? haha
you have a girlfriend!!?? bwa haha
p.s. - Interesting website. And you have a natural talent for art, young man. I would like to see more, but the wife is here and I’m sure you can understand that.
-Chad Coleman
Justin replys:
I guess this email goes to show that constructive criticism is unacceptable anymore.
Is this the best response you can come up with?
Snooping around my website, I see… Do you really think I took the time to create that? It’s funny if anything.
Trying to help is a bastard I guess, maybe you should reread my email and attempt to response with more tact. It was not meant to insult or demean.
haha. sorry. lemme try again.
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Dear Mr. Justin,
Thank you so much for visiting my humble website. Here at ‘Pass The Ammo’ we strive to bring in readers from all walks of life, but mainly…. smart and respectable people. Often you will find us using fancy phraseology, terrific terminology, lucrative lexicon, but sometimes we get negative feedback, and in acrimony, we reply with vexing vernacular. You’ll have to forgive my idiotic idiom, in my previous email. I was not sure if you were friend or foe.
As you are a newer reader, I suppose you have not taken the time to read through the archives. Under our ‘Feedback’ category, you’ll notice that we get plenty of violent verbiage. So when constructive critisism comes along, it is far too often lumped in with vindictive verbalism.
Also as a newer reader you may be completely unaware of the fact that we are white trash, honky redneck, inbred backwoodsmen, and completely lack in upholding a wealthy image.
Our average day involves, drinking black coffee, putting liberals six feet under, shooting varmints, a neighborly game of Keg Tossing, and any other violent or offensive activity that requires a stretch of the imagination.
At this point you are most likely realizing that this website is completely below your class. We completely understand. This website is where the poor working class feel comfortable. They’re able to get on the site, hold simpleton conversations, and enjoy the real life.
Thanks for visiting.
Sincerely,
Chad Coleman———————–
As you can see. Lack of vocabulary, and poor images are not exactly something we worry about. It’s not like we make any money from this site. In fact, it costs us money. We do it for kicks. Yup. Good times. Laughs, sh*ts and giggles, you name it.
First rule: Don’t take us seriously. we just like to make fun, and be made fun of. Thats all.
-Chad
Chad,
# July 11th, 2005 at 8:47 pmProdigious phrasing, my caucasian confrere. If I had put forth my proactive efforts, I still would have been impotent to articulate my introspections as eloquently as yourself. Now I’m gonna go shoot me a rabbit. Just hope I get one good enough for some stew.
With all sincerity,
The Indomitable Evan Egger
heh. speaking of such. I have a post comin up, on the fine dinings of squirrel, my friend.
# July 11th, 2005 at 9:49 pmVery well phrased. An eloquent comeback from the best of the backwoods. We’re all very proud of our magnificent master and commander. Bravo! Beautifully done, if I do say so myself!
# July 12th, 2005 at 5:58 amyoo guyz r dum.
# July 12th, 2005 at 6:54 amYay Guav!!! Magnificent vocabulary! And your grammar - I’m speechless! Amazing!
# July 12th, 2005 at 9:07 amhahaha. guav. n0way, u r teh 1.
# July 12th, 2005 at 4:13 pmWell Spoken!!!
Good job, and keep up the great work.
Stu
# July 14th, 2005 at 5:07 amWhere did ya learn those big words? Public School?
# July 14th, 2005 at 2:18 pmHA! That’s funny cuz yoo dont lern too much at dem publick skools. They r too bizee trying to fors all that gay krap intoo yer mind.
# July 14th, 2005 at 2:44 pmI wonder why you did not include my final reply?
But like I initially said, it was meant to be constructive, obviously not taken that way. I guess that’s you’re loss whether you want to say “Hey, that’s not our aim.” Or “You’re a jackass, we aren’t stupid.”
Isn’t that saying, “It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.”
# July 16th, 2005 at 12:39 amPoor Justin….he just wants to be heard.
Oh and that AAA guy wants to come over to my place now spillin the same crap. HAHA. But I like to keep my site clean of such filth. So AAA….don’t expect to see anything you say over there show up. Cuz if there’s one civil right I like to violate it’s that “equality” one….just a little too liberal for my tastes. You will never be equal to me nor anyone here. So remain in your pit of despair and lonliness as your sh*$ isn’t flyin’ across my plain.
It’s good to be the king.
# July 16th, 2005 at 8:51 amJustin - I think the reason I got a kick out of your letter was because you come to a website named “Pass The Ammo”….
Lets see here… pass the ammo… hmmmm. I dunno, but doesn’t that just make you think “honky”. Or …. “redneck” … or anything where you wouldent expect to find “respectable visitors”.
I mean, we post stuff like this. Come on dude. I hate to have to point out the obvious.
# July 16th, 2005 at 11:01 am