As if Dubya coulden’t get any worse. Now he’s summoning the gods to bring down Katrina upon us.
At the start of her little trek, folks could reasonably feel sorry for her loss. But she pretty much threw all that right out the window, when she opened her big stupid yapper.
I think all of us get the hint that she’s just a wack job, and that America just… well…
TCOveride weighs in on what he thinks folks should do to the protestors at the Walter Reed. And I coulden’t agree more. ”
…club them like a baby harp seal on coat-making day.”
..so true.
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it’s time to change the sheets.
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys.
Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work.
A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.
Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, their mobile home costs just as much as yours.
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My buddy, Eric, down in Virginia just started up a podcast site. But you guys can run over and check out The Will and Eric Show.
You might be an idiotarian.
If you’ve ever come to a protest without your clothes…
If you spell America with K’s while writing in English…
If you think the United Nations is a bona fide governing body…
If you believe that the U.S. deserved to be attacked on 9/11 for its policies around the globe…
If you believe that Zionism is a form of racism…
If your main form of protest is destruction of property…
If you actually used the phrase “coming home to roost” in the past year…
If you think that a “global corporation” is evil by definition…
If you believe that “all property is theft”…
If you refer to Noam Chomsky as a “dissident”…
If you think that the proper response to terrorism is to “understand” the “root causes” of “Muslim discontent”…
If you think that the U.S. is a terrorist state…
If you think that Israel is a colonial power…
If you think that “world peace” will be accomplished by happy songs and “anti-war resolutions”…
If you honestly think that there is no connnection whatsoever between Islam and terrorism…
If you are a member of any organization with “Socialist,” “Communist,” “Marxist,” “Leninist,” “Aryan,” or “Revolutionary Council” in its title…
If you seriously believe that there is a “corporate ruling class”…
If you think all cultures are equivalent, and there is no moral difference between the U.S. and Saudi Arabia…
If you are convinced that some six million J-E-W-S are in control of the United States, a nation of 280 million people…
If your primary form of protest involves large puppets…
If you would rather watch people starve than let them eat genetically modified “Frankenfoods”…
If you have ever harmed people in order to protest testing on animals…
If you believe that the post-9/11 appearance of American flags is a sign of “jingoism”…
If you have ever worn sheets in public, and it wasn’t Halloween…
If you have ever held up a “People’s Republic” as an example for the West to follow.
If you equate strong criticism or public disgust with censorship and “McCarthyism”…
If your main form of protest involves stupid slogans that were old by 1969…
If you really think that the 9/11 attacks were God’s punishment for our “deviant ways”…
If you refer to terrorists strictly as “militants” or “activists”…
…You might be an idiotarian.
Hatip to Sector404
George W. Bush visited Donnelly, Idaho this past week. He got up and thanked all us Idahoans for a warm welcome, and did a interview with the cesspool press pool.
A little bird told me that at one point a filthy liberal (from out of state, obviously) fired off a entraping question to the President. In response, Dubya pulled out his .44 magnum and blew the reporters head clean off. At that point the local Idahoans buried the creep in an unmarked grave in the forrest.
The filthy liberal bastards are at a all new low. They’re just playin a game of limbo, seems.
Washington (CNSNews.com) - The Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C., the current home of hundreds of wounded veterans from the war in Iraq, has been the target of weekly anti-war demonstrations since March. The protesters hold signs that read “Maimed for Lies” and “Enlist here and die for Halliburton.”
The anti-war demonstrators, who obtain their protest permits from the Washington, D.C., police department, position themselves directly in front of the main entrance to the Army Medical Center, which is located in northwest D.C., about five miles from the White House. Among the props used by the protesters are mock caskets, lined up on the sidewalk to represent the death toll in Iraq. Continue Reading Article ยป
Thanks Scott.
It’s Trucker Appreciation Week!
Give a friendly wave to the next trucker you pass on the highway. Without trucks, America stops.
Haha. man… I love having a website. I just got this in my inbox.
Chad –
I am the executive producer of the “Company of Heroes” program that ran last week on Fox News Channel.
Your post came to my attention, so I am writing to let you know that we’re re-running the program on Sunday, September 4 at 8p eastern.
Hope you catch it this time.
Brian Gaffney
Executive Producer - Documentaries
Fox News Channel
I can’t believe how low and pathetic this woman is, and I’m completely tee’d off that people have even made an effort to follow her. She is scum. Any “mother” who needs to use her sons death as a platform, is no mother at all. Just a inadequate, failer at life.
When she first popped on the news, I just figgered she’d fade out like most any other wacko. Then I’m seeing all these spineless sheep rallying behind her.
Does that blasted female not understand that her son, Casey Sheehan, Volunteered??? Casey chose to go to war, because it was what he believed to be right! And all his worthless mother can do is completely undermine her own sons belief while desecrating his grave, in the process of preaching from her tower that Dubya is the #1 terrorist. She needs to be beat within an inch of her life. Where’s that rubber hose I saw a second ago?
American Soldier just announced that he’s getting a book deal for his blog. I’m tryin to help him get the site all purtied up for all the action its gonna be seein’.
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