Sean Penn To The Rescue
09.04.05Sean Penn’s rescue bid sinks
From correspondents in New Orleans
05sep05EFFORTS by Hollywood actor Sean Penn to aid New Orleans victims stranded by Hurricane Katrina foundered badly overnight, when the boat he was piloting to launch a rescue attempt sprang a leak.
Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina’s flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch.
The actor, known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup.
When the boat’s motor failed to start, those aboard were forced to use paddles to propel themselves down the flooded New Orleans street.
Asked what he had hoped to achieve in the waterlogged city, the actor replied: “Whatever I can do to help.”
With the boat loaded with members of Penn’s entourage, including a personal photographer, one bystander taunted the actor: “How are you going to get any people in that thing?”
I’m at a loss for words.
Thanks Scott.
Hey! I posted this in the PTA Forum earlier, funny stuff… you wonder where, with his photographer, personal assistant and other hangers-on in the fishin’ boat he was going to put the kids?
http://allcocked.com/spenn.jpg
LOL!
# September 4th, 2005 at 9:47 pmThanks for the image. Sorry I didn’t catch it earlier.
# September 4th, 2005 at 10:26 pm
Looks great! You’ve got to give him props (ouch that hurts) for the effort, something tells me he wasn’t a Boy Scout. 
# September 4th, 2005 at 11:52 pmEffort?
uh. That boat is a flatbottom fishing boat, and can probably barely handle 5 people at most. And it seems he already had that many people on board.
I’d say it was definetly a publicity stunt, especially when he brought along a “personal photographer”.
# September 5th, 2005 at 8:17 amLOL, can you imagine the scene in the LA Big 5 Sporting Goods! I wonder how a bunch o’ Liberal metrosexuals decided on which one to buy, hehe, at least they got it in Mossy Oak Shadow Grass, he can use it as a duck boat after his rescue efforts. It’s funny they couldn’t get it started, I wonder if they figured out where to put the fuel?
# September 5th, 2005 at 9:32 amSo hollywooders and rockers want to make the good?
# September 5th, 2005 at 12:47 pmHow about giving away some money from their millonarie bank accounts?
THey can keep their money. They would help out best if they would just shut their yappers.
# September 5th, 2005 at 12:55 pmI’ll take their money if noone else wants it….
# September 5th, 2005 at 1:47 pmI like the PA at the back white knuckling it… “like, erm totally, oh my god this is like em, like totally scary and um dangerous and stuff, Sean, Sean have you like, um ever totally been in a boat before?”
# September 5th, 2005 at 8:10 pmhahaha
# September 5th, 2005 at 8:20 pmLOL…What a faggot. This is the same low-life that went to Iraq as a human shield then left right before we attacked.
# September 6th, 2005 at 4:23 pmI hate these idiot Hollywood liberals. I won’t go see or buy any movie with Johnny Depp, Susan Sarandon, Barbra Streisand, the list keeps getting longer! Add Sean Penn. And the Queen of Lunacy, Hanoi Jane communist traitor b*tch Fonda, coming soon to a town near you in her veggiediesel-powered bus! Think I’m going to go see Charlie & the Chocolate Factory or Monster-In-Law? Think again. I’ve got better and more Republican things to do with my time.
# September 7th, 2005 at 10:06 amJoseph “Fightin’ Joe” McCarthy was right when he went after Hollywood as a hotbed of anti-American communist activities.
# September 7th, 2005 at 10:12 amAnd another thing. I’m tired of these actors saying, “Hi, I made $5.6 million on my last movie contract, but I’m here today to ask you ordinary working Americans to dig deep into your pockets to support XYZ liberal cause. And then I’m off to France where I’m raising my children so they won’t come in contact with people like you, and where I complain to the French media that Americans are like dumb puppies with big teeth.”
# September 7th, 2005 at 10:23 amI know doesnt that just make you want to shoot somebody… like them? They make so much money and then they come to ask us for money when they havent given near as much of theirs as the could. And seriously they do hate the American way of life, we should export them permanently to France where they can practice all their commie sh!t whithout bothering us.
# September 7th, 2005 at 11:16 amHollywood Liberals can suck my hairy Limey arse. I don’t go to the movies anymore and I don’t watch TV unless it’s the History, Military, Outdoor, Fox News, Discovery channel. McCarthy was TOTALLY correct in his assumptions, it’s amazing how that mans name is defiled.
Anyway word is Fonda has cancelled her bus tour… for now, go figure.
# September 7th, 2005 at 6:31 pmhttp://www.postchronicle.com/news/breakingnews/article_212534.shtml
WHAT amazes me is that Galloway is her partner, he actually is a self-confessed communist, aligns himself with real far-left and Jihaddist Islamic organizations!
http://www.discoverthenetwork.org/individualProfile.asp?indid=1102
Total Moonbat!
In the link, Galloway talks repeatedly of his allegiance with “the progressive movement.” When I was a lad, my Grandpa taught me that progressive, activist, liberal, and leftist are all code words for Communist. The older I get, the more I appreciate the truth of his words.
# September 7th, 2005 at 7:28 pmyou guys and yer long links… keep messing the cells up, and throwin off my layout. Don’t you know html, Stevil? I know you do!
Back on topic, as Idle just said…
It is too true.
Commie Zombie!
# September 7th, 2005 at 8:55 pmSorry bout the long URL n’ such my edumacation don’t stretch to yer’ high ferlutin html thingamagigs, I’m glad yer’ here to rectify my cell stomping unfortitude.
I do believe I’ve drunk too much. 
Goddamnit, I am truly blessed to live in this country, BTW I’ve seen this psycho in the flesh when I lived in San Franfreako, she is a “tad”… unhingeded!
# September 8th, 2005 at 12:51 amHaha. It’s all good.
But that wench needs to be beat with a shovel.
# September 8th, 2005 at 6:32 amLOL, it looks like someone already did. She was oft spotted in North Beach ranting to anyone who’d listen OR not regardless. Where the heck did you get her picture, a Liberal Moonbat Pin-up site?
# September 8th, 2005 at 8:00 pmclick on it for more zombies!
# September 8th, 2005 at 9:53 pmIt amazes me that anyone could advocate Communism in 2005. Communism has been a total and complete failure everywhere it’s been tried – one look at red China, the Soviet Union, or Cuba should be enough to scare the hell out of anyone. Communism has been especially disastrous for the things that liberals claim to care about the most: human rights, free speech, and the environment.
Do people in Florida tie inner tubes together and try to escape to Cuba, or does that work the other way around? What does this tell us about Fidel Castro and Cuba?
# September 9th, 2005 at 11:54 amGod must love stupid people cause he sure made a lot of them.
# September 9th, 2005 at 2:35 pmStarting to look the guy from weekend at Bernies
# March 16th, 2006 at 9:18 pmA millionaire who wants to shame america so he
can suck up to his hollywood friends.Should be watching
his fat brother instead.Its hard not to swear when writing this.
Anti-Bush Anti-god Anti-american copout.Heard he stiffed a
waiter after a 400$ dinner.He goes home to comfort while
folks in NOLA still suffer.Just another half wit Irish Thug.
Go home and bury your junkie brother.And leave the business
of America to the folks who believe in it.