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Home Remedies

10.30.2005

Found this while surfing. Very educational.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

My Partners Buck

10.25.2005

Well, my hunting partner took a 2×3 muley yesterday morning. So his freezer is no longer empty either. I hardly have enough time to get out in the mornings, cos I work 6 days a week. But I’m hoping to bring one in during the rut, at least.

And the temperature is dropping fast, too. I’m thinkin it’s time to stop shaving now, cos workin outside sure gets cold in the early morning. The wife won’t care for a scruffy face, but she doesn’t work outside, either. :wink:

Burning Bodies

10.22.2005

KABUL, Afghanistan — Islamic clerics expressed outrage Thursday at television footage that purportedly shows U.S. soldiers burning the bodies of two dead Taliban fighters to taunt other militants.

This was the opening paragraph, according to this news source.

I’m gonna take the opportunity to re-write the news as I see fit.

HAYDEN, Idaho, US of A — Honkies expressed pure jealousy Thursday at television footage that purportedly shows U.S. soldiers burning the bodies of two dead Taliban scumbags to taunt other terrorist trash.

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How are so-called “clerics” gonna get pissed over us burning dead musilims, when they go around chopping off heads with pocket knives?

This is why. Because in their belief system, they are precious little saints. And we’re the devil. So it’s okay for them to do whatever they want to our bodies, but they’re gonna cry like sissy girls when we do what is neccessary to their bodies.

News Flash: Our guns beat your guns. Your deathtoll beats our deathtoll. Our army beats your “army“. Our God beats your god. And our beer beats your beer.

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Just a reminder of what these animals are capable of.

Watch the Fallujah Video.

Jeff Foxworthy!

10.20.2005

I won two tickets to see Jeff Foxworthy over at the University in Spokane. I listen to the best country station in the area, K102.3 Real Country. They play all the good ol classics, like Hank, Willie, Waylon, Cash, and plenty of Bocephus. But they were raffeling off tickets to see Foxworthy, at a few local gas stations. So I dropped by after work on wednesday, and dropped my name and number in. And sure enough, today they called and said I won em!

So Jarrid Rhodes and I are gonna go see him tomarrow. Good Times!

Proper Punishment

10.20.2005

I just pulled from Drudge. This goes out to any of you whiney liberal bastards that can only bitch about “everything bad in America”, and how “America is so evil”.

U.S. ARMY DESERTER DESCRIBES 40 YEARS IN NORTH KOREA HELL
Thu Oct 20 2005 14:43:07 ET

In his first U.S. television interview, the former U.S. Army sergeant who deserted to North Korea speaks for the first time about the abuse and control inflicted on him by the communist dictatorship over his nearly 40 years there. Charles Robert Jenkins tells Scott Pelley he had a “U.S. Army” tattoo sliced off without anesthetic and was even told how often to have sex by his communist “leaders” in a 60 MINUTES interview to be broadcast Sunday, Oct. 23 (7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

In 1965, Jenkins was posted along the hostile border between North and South Korea. He says he was being asked to lead increasingly aggressive patrols and was wary that he might be sent to Vietnam. And so, on a sub-zero night, he says he drank 10 beers, abandoned his squad, and walked through a mine-field to surrender to the North. He says he thought he would be sent to Russia and exchanged in some Cold War swap. But he was wrong. “It was the worst mistake anyone ever made,” he tells Pelley. “In words I cannot express the feelings I have towards North Korea, the harassment I got. The hard life.”

That life included forced studying of the writings of the communist dictator Kim Il Sung. He says he and three other American deserters were forced to study eight hours a day for seven years. The studying was imposed by communist government handlers called “leaders.” They also assigned him a Korean woman, with whom he was supposed to have sex twice a month. “The leaders almost tell her when to do it, and I got in a big fight one time over it,” recalls Jenkins. “I told [the leader], ‘It’s none of his business if I want sleep with her. She wants to sleep — we sleep.’ ‘No — two times a month’” He says he was severely punished for talking back. “That’s the worst beating I ever got — over that,” he tells Pelley, showing a scar where he says his teeth came through his lower lip.

Worse still, says Jenkins, was the pain he endured when someone saw his U.S. Army tattoo. He says the North Koreans held him down and cut the words, “U.S. Army,” off with a scalpel and scissors — without giving him any painkiller. “They told me the anesthetic was for the battlefield,” says Jenkins, “It was hell.”

During his first 15 years in North Korea, Jenkins says he led a lonely and desperate life. Then his North Korean “leaders” brought a young Japanese woman to his door. She had been kidnapped from her homeland by North Korean agents. The only thing they had in common at first was that they hated North Korea, Jenkins says, but the relationship blossomed. They raised two children. Kim Jong Il’s decision in 2002 to allow Jenkins’ wife and other surviving abductees to return to Japan paved the way for Jenkins’ release last year.

Each night before going to bed in North Korea, Jenkins said good night to his wife in Japanese, rather than Korean. He did it, he tells Pelley, to “remind her that she’s still Japanese, that she’s not Korean. She’s not obligated to Korea. She is Japanese… and she spoke to me in English — every night. Regardless of how hard things got, we always stuck as one.”

When Jenkins finally stepped outside the North Korean culture after 40 years, he was most surprised to see women in the Army, limits on where you could smoke and black policemen. He had never heard of 60 MINUTES and thought Life magazine would be the place where he would tell his story. He knew something about the 1969 moon landing, however. “I was told that by the Koreans, one of the officers. They wouldn’t say what country, but they said, ‘Una handa la’… some country landed on the moon.”

Say Cheese Delay

10.20.2005

Tom Delay

Good ol’ Tom Delay’s mug shot.

Boycott Conoco-Phillips

10.15.2005

“Across the country, we’re going to make ConocoPhillips the example of what happens when a corporation takes away your Second Amendment rights, If you are a corporation that’s anti-gun, anti-gun owner, or anti-Second Amendment, we will spare no effort or expense to work against you, to protect the rights of your law-abiding employees. Their rights are worth more than your money!”

NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre spoke to a crowd of supporters at a rally in Ibedel, Oklahoma. The Weyerhaeuser Corporation recently fired several of it’s factory employees for keeping a firearm in their locked vehicles, on the company parking lot.

So now it’s our job as 2A loving patriots, to boycott the filthy anti-2A corporation.

Boycott Conoco

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Geocaching

10.13.2005

Anyone here into geocaching? I know the Woodser is. I’ve recently got into it since I first got my GPS.

But I planted my first cache out in the woods along a hiking trail where Jonas and I do some hunting.

PTA Cache

So for any local geocachers, here’s the official geocache page.

CSA Movie

10.13.2005

I posted about this CSA Movie over at 3G. More rascism from the black side.

Grandpa Wrassles Coyote

10.10.2005

NORTHBOROUGH, Mass. — A Massachusetts grandfather was recovering Thursday after wrestling with a coyote that attacked him and his 4-year-old grandson while they were walking on a nature trail.

Arthur Cole, 76, and his grandson, Nicholas, 4, were walking near the Assabet River about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday when the 45-pound female coyote attacked them from behind, reported Boston television station WCVB. Nicholas ran for help while his grandfather wrestled the coyote to the ground.

This is pretty impressive. Maybe I should attempt the same tactical maneuver on the one at my folks house.

Opening Day!

10.10.2005

Today is opening day for deer season! Jonas and I got our deer and elk tags and headed out past Fernan Saddle in the national forest. We drove the canyonero up and parked on the north side of the NF-406 trail. From there we hiked deep into the woods.

We had some activity we were tryin for in the thicket, but we coulden’t get em to come out.

We’re gonna try a closer spot this evening. Hopefully we’ll have better luck.

The Bib

10.07.2005

Just wanted to say thanks to my buddy Erik. I opened the mailbox this morning to find a nice little gift for junior, in the near future.

PTA Bib

Thanks dude.