Burning Bodies
10.22.05KABUL, Afghanistan — Islamic clerics expressed outrage Thursday at television footage that purportedly shows U.S. soldiers burning the bodies of two dead Taliban fighters to taunt other militants.
This was the opening paragraph, according to this news source.
I’m gonna take the opportunity to re-write the news as I see fit.
HAYDEN, Idaho, US of A — Honkies expressed pure jealousy Thursday at television footage that purportedly shows U.S. soldiers burning the bodies of two dead Taliban scumbags to taunt other terrorist trash.
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How are so-called “clerics” gonna get pissed over us burning dead musilims, when they go around chopping off heads with pocket knives?
This is why. Because in their belief system, they are precious little saints. And we’re the devil. So it’s okay for them to do whatever they want to our bodies, but they’re gonna cry like sissy girls when we do what is neccessary to their bodies.
News Flash: Our guns beat your guns. Your deathtoll beats our deathtoll. Our army beats your “army“. Our God beats your god. And our beer beats your beer.
Update »
Just a reminder of what these animals are capable of.
Watch the Fallujah Video.
Um, I think as a matter of foreign policy we are pretty godless nation. We make it policy that we are a secular nation. Which makes killing these people all the more easier. I don’t see this nation as having a “set god”. I don’t think we have any religious doctrine regarding this war. They made policies stating all of this.
So if anything, their god just angered folk like me. Their lucky my atheist didn’t during prayer rock into glass. But don’t think it’s within my means to kill off any cancerous religion. If the mormons decided to rise up and declare intifada against the United States you would see my point (they are waiting….planning.)
But what really really really angers the muslim clerics is the fact it’s against the will of allah that they cannot be cremated. Something about Genies or something stealing their soul before it reaches heaven or some @#!#!
So cremating them makes them angry. I’m sure our boys will write that down.
# October 23rd, 2005 at 1:06 amWe need to borrow that PVC Flamethrower from that one dude and mass produce them for crop burnings.
Or maybe just incendiary rounds for every weapon system we have. That’d be fun.
# October 23rd, 2005 at 1:22 pmour guns are definitley better than their guns:lol:
# October 23rd, 2005 at 2:57 pmsomeone is having a barbeque…:cool:
# October 23rd, 2005 at 3:04 pm“Put some more Masterpiece on that militant….he’s a little dry”:twisted:
The terrorist’s “belief system” is motivated by a total misinterpretation of the Islamic religion and the Koran. Despite what Ann Coulter says, the “Islamic” terrorists have about as much to do with the rest of Islam as the Unabomber did with the rest of America…
I would say it’s fair to note that most terrorist groups are Islamic, but that begs the question: why? Their holy scriptures are no more violent than the Christian Bible, and I would say that, given the millions of perfectly peaceful Muslims around the world, the notion that Islam is somehow a “violent religion” is BS. I would attribute it more to social and economic difficulties, the same kind of thing that leads to another of the great enemies of the US- communism. It’s easy to take advantage of people if they are poor and uneducated.
Unfortunately, the article doesn’t specify whether these clerics are affiliated with terroris groups or not, but either way, I don’t see any harm in them “expressing outrage”. Both sides are just going to keep doing what they’re doing…
# October 23rd, 2005 at 6:06 pmshoulda mar-in-aided dem grrly boyz in pork blood and bacon grease
# October 24th, 2005 at 7:39 pmhaha- “our god is better than yours” - good stuff
# October 26th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
whens the roast gonna be ready mummy iam starving:twisted:
# October 27th, 2005 at 2:39 amDo they even have beer in the middle east. I don’t think they do. So how could our beer be better than they’re beer. Betcha didn’t think of that now did ya!:shock:
# November 7th, 2005 at 6:42 pmHem, “Whatever” before going on laundering islamic violence, why don’t you actually study the koran, the life of Muhammad as well as the hadith collections ? You can find them easily on the web. Then you may stop repeating the usual PC propaganda about “Islam religion of peace and tolerance”.
# January 1st, 2006 at 4:49 amYou could begin by faithfreedom.org or read “Why I’m not a Muslim” by Ibn Warraq.
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# September 18th, 2007 at 11:09 pm