A Pilot Joke
12.06.05Found this. Apparently it was a real conversation.
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: “Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.”
Ground: “Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.”
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: “Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?”
Speedbird 206: “Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.”
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): “Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?”
Speedbird 206 (cooly): “Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,…… and I didn’t land.”
Thats freakin awesome! BWAAA HAHAAAAAA
# December 7th, 2005 at 4:08 amyea that was pretty funny
# December 7th, 2005 at 10:15 amYea, that’s great.
# December 7th, 2005 at 12:02 pmThat’s freak’n great…
# December 7th, 2005 at 12:35 pmHAHAHA…those silly Europeans.
# December 8th, 2005 at 7:19 amI’ve seen that before, made me laugh :). In a similar vein…
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in
Germany. Why must I speak English?”
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war!”
# December 14th, 2005 at 5:12 amLol!
# December 14th, 2005 at 8:57 ami love brits.
# December 14th, 2005 at 4:00 pm