Sure Fire is Over There
12.20.05Whelp. The wife and I were headed out to her company Christmas party last Saturday night. Stayed for beer and pool at the bosses house then proceded to some fine dining at the famous Wolf Lodge Steakhouse.
But Heath made his last call. He was in New Jersey, all loaded and ready to leave country. With a stop off in Ireland, he was on his way to play in the sandbox.
Head over to his milblog, and leave him some messages to come back to in a couple weeks.
Tell heath I’m praying to our lord on high that his first kill is right between the eyes
# December 21st, 2005 at 12:57 pmRW… you are a douche bag
# December 21st, 2005 at 2:17 pmYou know RW… I believe the good Lord appreciates and fulfills such self-less prayers.
# December 21st, 2005 at 3:32 pmOne of my friends is in Iraq right now and he says his first kill hes going to carve his serial # into the guys forehead, open up his chest cavity and take a crap in it. Psychopathic? I think so!
# December 22nd, 2005 at 7:43 amOk let me change this a little………”Tell heath I hope he shoots the terrorist in the leg and doesn’t kill him and gets shot..”
Is that better for u guys. Or do u just straight up want some cookies and rainbows.:lol:
Ohh….and JJ. Don’t even talk. I can’t here u way up here.
P.S. Why are u guys always the ones who start the smack talk. I need to get sassier.:shock:
# December 22nd, 2005 at 1:47 pmRW.. you can’t hear me way up there? Well thats what you get for living in the People’s Republic of Canada you dirty nasty commie.
# December 22nd, 2005 at 2:55 pm:shock:Dude……first of all…I live like 500 yards away from the forner Aryan nation compound(literally). Which I’m sure u know is not in Canada. I know that livin In Spocomton can be stressful because it is a safe haven for liberals and pussy-faggots everywhere, but don’t take it out on the greatest state in the Union…….ever…………………bitch.:shock:
# December 23rd, 2005 at 2:27 pmI agree with Roadwarrior. U are pretty gay. Wern’t U in the Army? What the hell dude. Idaho forever.
# December 23rd, 2005 at 2:31 pmYou guys musta fell off the stupid train. I was makin a joke about his “lookin down” at me comment… not Idaho. It’s a shame that Idaho is represented by a couple of retards like yourselves. I lived and worked in Idaho way back when you two numbskulls were playin doctor on each other in the 1st grade.
Oh yea… Too bad you still live with yer mommies cuz if Spokomton is a safe haven for “liberal-pussy faggots” you would be right at home out here. Then I would two more dumb-dumbs to put my boot to. Bwahahahahahah!
I am still the KING of trash talk!!!!
# December 23rd, 2005 at 4:25 pmYou all know I am just playin around right? I love you little knuckleheads.
# December 23rd, 2005 at 4:26 pmWhy the hell did you say we lived in canada. I don’t like Canada. U don’t like Canada, Niether of us live in Canada. Niether of us know anything about Canada. And even if u put it like that, Hayden is further north than Spocompton……I think…….mabye……whatever. So have fun twidling ur twine and burning cars like a little frenchman(we all know u do it). I will pray that in the future u will grow so we can have a normal conversasion without u runnin between my legs and calling me a douche bag with your little munchkin voice from the wizard of Oz. Oh and as for the whole thing about me living at home, I’m eighteen, and am in my senior year, and am moving out this summer. Chad didn’t move out till he was like 22, and he was in choir. I’d like to know when u moved out. And my mom just said u look like your 13.:lol:
I love u JJ……but I will always be the king of trash talk. Yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!………..:shock:
# December 23rd, 2005 at 7:48 pmWhy do you gotta drag me into this debacle, RW!?!?
You good for nothin candy ass. Yer the one who referred to Star Wars III as ‘Revenge of the Smith” at Target last night. I should kill you!
So you can take your little peanut butter filled pretzels and stick em in yer…. eye!!!
# December 23rd, 2005 at 8:03 pmBrandon, you are amazing.
# December 23rd, 2005 at 8:19 pmRevenge of the Sith sucked hard. All the new Star Wars movies suck, George Lucas sucks.
Joss is my master now!
# December 23rd, 2005 at 10:15 pmJar Jar Binks was the single biggest mistake in Motion Picture history. A horrible, horrible excuse for a character.
# December 23rd, 2005 at 10:26 pmWhat!?! You rascist! Jar Jar stood for everything good and decent about the black man! He spoke fluent ebonics even! And that requires a high quality affirmative action education.
# December 24th, 2005 at 12:20 amI think Jar Jar had more of a North Dakotian accent. Ya don’tcha knoo.
# December 24th, 2005 at 11:02 am:shock:Dude……chad………who cares about Jar Jar twidles his twine. why would u refuse to believe that u have a wonderful singing voice. Whitney Huston would smoke crack rocks for your voice:wink:. Oh… and when u had like 11 beers and you wander around wal-mart for an hour your bound to say Revenge of the Smith at least once…………..its like a federal law. I don’t know about u guys but I liked revenge of the Smith…..or Slith…..or whatever. Especially Panda…..or Pancake…….or whatever that super hot babes name was……… u lnow what I mean.
# December 24th, 2005 at 5:26 pmJJ……u are amazing
:twisted:…ooooooo…….I am soooo good……ya!
# December 24th, 2005 at 5:28 pmI have to agree Chad has a fabulous singin voice. Especially after 11 beers…..But anyhow JJ what were u IN the Army?????????
# December 26th, 2005 at 1:19 pm11M, 91B, 91X
# December 26th, 2005 at 3:31 pmCome on Chad, Im dying for a new post here!
# December 26th, 2005 at 7:59 pmSorry dude. Been busy with Christmas!
Lemme see what I got.
# December 26th, 2005 at 9:04 pmJJ…when are u gonna come up here so we can make Mud and Guns 2. I swear I won’t beat u up. Just come up here we need your super camera guy skills.:shock:
# December 27th, 2005 at 7:39 pmSoon big daddy. You need to shoot my sweet Springfield XD subcompact .40 pistol. I bought some hollowpoint ammo for it a few month back and I have a computer moniter that need blown up. I am thinking about bringin’ my boy out there on my birthday the first week of January. That would be fun. I’ll bring my Canon GL so we can have the nice 3CCD color footage.
# December 27th, 2005 at 10:03 pm:shock:I think I’m gonna bring out my old mans 12 gauge Berreta, thing wieghs like a pound. Blowing up computers is fun but I wanna mess with gasoline and stuff. Didn’t u guys do something llike that in the last video? All I wanna do really though is mob the shiznat out of Hayden creek…..I just went up there last night with a few buddies of mine and a yota and the terran is most choice. I just got some 34 inch rock crawlers on my dodge and I wanna test em out.:shock::beer::beer::beer::beer:
# December 28th, 2005 at 12:46 pmWhen we shot “Mud N’ Guns” some kid that we don’t know was shootin with his girl. He pulled out one of them small propane tanks and lit a fire next to it. When it was shot it blew up.
I don’t know how legal something like that is but it sure made a sweet ka-boom. For the record… I only videotaped said situation.
# December 28th, 2005 at 1:16 pmAnd for the record. I’m the one that shot it.
Legal? Hah. It’s only illegal to blow up propane tanks in the woods if you get caught!
# December 28th, 2005 at 1:24 pmI am excited about a Mud N’ Guns II. You guys need to start sending me ideas so we can prepare for the 2006 tuffest movie of the year award.
# December 28th, 2005 at 1:31 pmalso chad, you need to update the “dukes of hayden”. because last summer, i did jump off the rock, multiple times.
# December 28th, 2005 at 4:02 pmP.S.- I also dreamt about a stunt where I catch a bullet with my teeth……were definitley doin it…….Take that chuck norris.:shock:
# December 28th, 2005 at 4:35 pmWe should do some funny stuff. The knife throwin thing is pretty funny. I don’t know if Chad is up for that, though. Does anyone have a bow so we can shoot an apple off his head?
# December 28th, 2005 at 5:14 pmIf you want a really high quality explosion fill a pop can with black powder and shoot it with a 45 70. Be careful though, tends to rain shrapnel.
# December 28th, 2005 at 5:38 pmTo the Authorities: I have not ever nor will I ever be involved in illegal activites regarding homemade explosives. That is Chad. Chad Coleman from Hayden, Idaho, bout 6′-6′1″ tall, 160 lbs, brown hair, with cowboy etire.
# December 28th, 2005 at 7:29 pmTo the Candy Ass: I see how it is! And I’m 6′4, biznatch!
To the Authorities: I swear… JJ had a .40 pointed at me, and he made me do it all.
# December 28th, 2005 at 9:28 pmDude…like……I have a bow………or…..I can make one…….a good one……..ooo yaaaaaa:cool:
# December 28th, 2005 at 9:59 pmI say we make Chad dress up like a deer and make him run through the woods.
# December 29th, 2005 at 9:20 amyea, i dont mind. deer seasons over anyhow…. reeeeeeetard.
# December 29th, 2005 at 9:47 amDarn.
# December 29th, 2005 at 10:49 amI think blowing stuff up would be a little more cool and fun than shooting chad and then burying him anyway.:shock:…………………………..but thats just me….:shock:
# December 29th, 2005 at 5:06 pmDuuuuude! I wanna be in the next Mud N Guns dag nabit!! I was jipped outta that last one you A Holes!! Oh and Chad, theres about 20 HP rounds in my ammo can in my closet. If you do go blow stuff up or just break stuff, use some of those bad boys and lemme see the video.
And my first kill….I was actually just thinkin of using my .50 cal Ma Deuce to shoot some dudes wanker off…then leavin him for the dogs.
# December 30th, 2005 at 12:57 am:shock:Thats quite classy of u…….
Its freakin too bad u can’t be in Mud and Guns 2 and be hot superstars like us. Yea, its pretty cool being a sassy superstar. But when u think about it, will be blowning stuff up while u might actually get to blow something up for real. I’m actually kinda pissed.
So how is it over there? Is it true u can’t drink beer? Because that would be against the Geneva convention………mabye…
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::shock::beer::beer::beer::beer:
# December 30th, 2005 at 4:53 pmAlright….enough of this dilly-dally bul pucky chawick….put down the Kokenee. Vogt and I are goin Grouse hunting tomorrow, and you should definitley come.
# December 31st, 2005 at 6:52 pm