Twas Tookie’s Night
12.16.05Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin’.
The cyanide hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.
And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannell, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.
The tears then flew out from Sarandon’s eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.
On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.
Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O’Reilly say, as I turned out my light,
Merry Christmas to all … there was justice tonight !!
Hattip: BigD
Jeez, I love this site.
Im always listening to Conservative radio stations, debating liberal minorities here is yankee brown-town NY, watching fox news, and dreaming about my chew, drink, and next visit to the range.
These site is where I come between all of that mess listed above when I need a few laughs and to once again see how special White Christian America still is.
Thanks passtheammo!
# December 17th, 2005 at 7:05 amSure Thing, Al!
You sound alot like Tookie himself, after he shot a young store clerk in the back, for a measly $120.00.
Read About it. Here to.
# December 17th, 2005 at 8:09 amChad, what a funny rendition of the nite before christmas. You are a very giftted poet. Hope you and yours do have a very merry christmas.
# December 17th, 2005 at 12:03 pmLucky nobody else was home when I read that or I might be in the loony bin cause I couldnt stop laughing.
# December 17th, 2005 at 8:08 pmThanks Ted, but don’t give me credit. It was sent to me by my brother in law.
# December 17th, 2005 at 10:16 pmdude, that is freakin awesome, good job dizzles:beer::beer:
# December 18th, 2005 at 5:25 pmMaybe Jessie Jackson will lobby to get Sadam released if ole’ Sadam could churn out a kids book or two. I got a good working title for Sadam’s kids book. “Sharing is good, but not poison gas”
# December 27th, 2005 at 5:35 pmAt least they snuffed him before he had the chance to become honorary citizen of Paris, like Mumia.
# January 2nd, 2006 at 2:24 amNow I’m waiting for Mumia to be fried at last and watch the libs crying and protesting
Now I wonder : would clemency work if I did it backwards, that is, write a few children books, then kill a black thug ?
my god
# January 8th, 2006 at 11:32 pmyou guys are the typical american rednecks….
how can you say “praise the lord” when you do nothing but slander
tookie may not have been the best of person, but look at most of america, gun toting, beer guzzling, homophobic, ignorant egocentric stooges, if you’re looking for someone to hate, look in the mirror
Thats right, canuk. Praise tookie the bad guy. Yer the one who’s backwards here.
# January 8th, 2006 at 11:48 pmfirst of all it’s canuck
# January 9th, 2006 at 12:11 amsecondly, i never praised tookie, i just pointed out that praising the lord yet hating everyone that doesn’t think the same way you do makes no sence and you americans are all ignorant to anything outside your own state lines
I thought you folks lived in huts with no electricity and running water. Zip it hippy.
# January 9th, 2006 at 12:19 amactually we live in igloos and spend most of our time fighting off polar bears and 6ft tall beavers just to get food, and calling me a hippy ALSO makes no sence… hippy is short for HYPOCRITE which really, you are
# January 9th, 2006 at 12:24 amso there… hippy
HAHAHA thats really funny. JJ is about as far from hippy as they come. And theres nothing wrong with being gun toting beer guzzling homophobs, if you want to turn your exit into an entrance, be my guest.
# January 9th, 2006 at 6:41 amFirst of all. Yer using American Internet. So show some respect. When the canadians actually invent sweet technology of there own… then you can come here acting like yer smart.
Secondly, Don’t come here telling us to love everybody, while hating us.
so there….
# January 9th, 2006 at 7:57 amHippy by definition is a smelly, anti-war, communist, who wears dirty clothes and smells like roadkill.
# January 9th, 2006 at 10:23 amwhat dictionary are you using? what you mean to say is ‘hippy by american redneck idea is….’ and why do americans think everyone is a communist?
# January 9th, 2006 at 3:30 pmand actually there IS something wrong with being a beer swilling egocentric homophobics, its called evolution. how do you expect to have a “united” states of america if you can’t unite with anyone who challenges your way of thinking?
what dictionary are you using? what you mean to say is ‘hippy by american redneck idea is….’ and why do americans think everyone is a communist?
# January 9th, 2006 at 3:35 pmand actually there IS something wrong with being a beer swilling egocentric homophobics, its called evolution. how do you expect to have a “united” states of america if you can’t unite with anyone who challenges your way of thinking??
HAha, Riley is getting is Canadian silk panties in a bunch cuz I called him a stinky communist hippy. He was so pissed that her posted twice.:lol:
Cheesr… you dirty hippy!:beer:
# January 9th, 2006 at 4:23 pmRiley, just settle down. All this talk about hippies, evilution, kommunism, and beer is just a waste of time. I’m an American. I eat Iraqi babies cooked by white phosporous bombs. I am a white man. I am an intolerant homophobe. I hate the rest of the world because they all think differently. I have poor hygiene, am morbidly obese, listen to loud country music, burn 30 gallons of premium gas a day in my huge SUV, and I have a poor education. I think the point you’re trying to make is that you are a stupid hippy who hates the US of A. Next time you surf onto an American website on the internet (invented by America) on your computer (also American) and try to bash America, remember that your country is the ugly backside of North AMERICA. We here in America are western civilization and your Canada basks in our glory.
# January 9th, 2006 at 5:37 pmok that iasn’t even funny talking about the crip tookie williams death like that i find this disgusting
# December 8th, 2006 at 10:38 amI find tookie’s murderous thug existence disgusting. at least this joke won’t destroy peoples lives. so cowboy up, and quit yer whining.
# December 8th, 2006 at 7:24 pm