Feedback: A Highly Educated Professor
01.11.06It’s not everyday, that a professor of higher learning from the most powerful country in the world (Wales, UK) graces my website with not only a visit… but with actual feedback. I have memorized every word, so that I may better myself from his intellect and education.
It seems to me, after a quick perusal at your website, that although the website is well laid out and professional, your views are quite sickening. Haven’t you heard of the sanctity of life? Is that a picture of you in the cheque shirt? Have you had any education? I doubt it. I realise that you have made an admirable decision to show the world some of your thoughts on your website, which I have yet to do. In the 21cent. No person, Americans or others, should lose their life through a ruling class or government telling them to kill people they have never met for that governments economic or military’s own gain. Your obsession with guns is worrying. Their are many excellent computer games around where you can kill things without it being real. Why don’t you try one?
Regards, Proff. Chris Wison, W. London.
Time to go to school, folks. Let us get all scientifical and disect this nugget of wisdom that we have been given by the gracious professor.
It seems to me, after a quick perusal at your website, that although the website is well laid out and professional, your views are quite sickening.
Ah, the classic “You’re wrong, I’m right” approach. In his experience and education, he knows that he is always right, and everyone else is always wrong. There is no real scientific proof for this, but alot of people seem to buy it as proven fact, much like evolution. Thus making this argument null. Moving on.
Haven’t you heard of the sanctity of life? Is that a picture of you in the cheque shirt? Have you had any education? I doubt it.
Here we see he pulls the sanctity of life card out. Also an excellent strategic manuevre. Although at first it appears a very legitimate question, if one would only look closer by taking two hands and scraping away the horse sh*t, can they see the true question. “Haven’t you heard of the sanctity of a terrorists’ life?”
You see? It is actually a bass-ackwards question! He probably has a buddy or two in Al Quida! Yer lucky our federal agents can’t reach you over there.
And following up on this organ we’ve disected, he questions my education. This is hurtful on so many levels, and I’m sure he can understand why. If you’ll refer back to the first segment, only the well trained eye will see that he says my website is ‘well laid out’ and ‘professional’. And we all know that only a highly educated person, such as yours truely, could ever conjur up such a beautiful thing as Pass The Ammo.
I realise that you have made an admirable decision to show the world some of your thoughts on your website, which I have yet to do.
Now he mixes things up on us, so that we’ll lower our guard. Look closely and you will see a well placed compliment amongst the smack talk. He says that I have made an admirable decision. He admires me. I’m so excited. He even wants to start his own blog. Now, here is where I offer to build him a website in return for his almighty “Euro-Dollar”.
No person, Americans or others, should lose their life through a ruling class or government telling them to kill people they have never met for that governments economic or military’s own gain.
He is absoultely correct on this one. And I believe that we all should all meet, and get to know our enemies before killing them for trying to kill us. The logic behind the professors words is as a frying pan to my face. Why can’t common sense be this common anymore? I think we should stud this professor out, across the continent of Africa, so as to spread his seed of wisdom and understanding to the disease ridden country.
Your obsession with guns is worrying.
Although a little bit too “fatherly” for a stranger to say, he is right in this segment as well. Guns have been known to save lives countless times daily. And we woulden’t want anyone actually saving themselves from murder/rape etc. Once again, his higher learnings stumps the common man.
Their are many excellent computer games around where you can kill things without it being real. Why don’t you try one?
And with a swift manuvre, he tosses all seriousness aside, and enjoys a good joke that we can all laugh along with. That is the kind of educator I like. One who’s not afraid to socialize and have a good time with the simpletons of the internets. Thank you professor Chris Wison. Your words will not be soon forgotten.
Excellent diplomatic review of the great Professor’s hidden agenda. It does sound like he admires you, as well he should. He probably reads the Guardian, that great chronicle of the dark side.
# January 11th, 2006 at 9:53 amOK, So let me think about this! He is writing from a country still governed by a Queen?? In this “Kingdom” he can no longer protect himselve with a firearm?
OK, He can shut up now.
# January 11th, 2006 at 10:41 amBwhahaha.
I think a little Pepsi just came out of my nose.
# January 11th, 2006 at 10:46 amWow! My internets have also been graced by Bikermommy! If I’m not mistaken, Sarah’s mommy. An honor.
I also just noticed that much like myself, the professor is not a professor of the English language, judging by his last segment.
# January 11th, 2006 at 1:41 pmPlease excuse my fellow countryman, he knows not what he does.
Please note we’re not all like that this side of the pond.
# January 11th, 2006 at 2:11 pmI almost forgot, a happy new year to you all.
# January 11th, 2006 at 2:15 pmSecond P.S.
His IP may well be in Wales, West London is in ENgland though, as I’m sure aware. I wonder if he is a Welsh boyo from the valleys. Obviously never been down the mine, I think we can safely say.
(To explain, Wales has a lot of mines and used to provide a lot of coal for the British Isles. I don’t know how many are still in operation, quite likely none — our coal industry has been gutted.
Did a quick google for West London and professor Wison and I can’t see much. Some professer, huh!)
# January 11th, 2006 at 2:23 pmsure you’re aware. *sigh*. Sorry…
I’m not comment spamming you Chad, honest.
# January 11th, 2006 at 2:24 pmhe says so much without saying anything at all.
# January 11th, 2006 at 3:28 pmAcademia in western Europe truly is the pinnacle of human existence.
# January 11th, 2006 at 4:38 pmTeezed - I do know that there is a different side of the pond, that is why I enjoy the company of fine Brits such as yourself, and Stevil too!
# January 11th, 2006 at 5:25 pmLMAO i almost pissed myself laughing at the the thought of some snobby brit writing something like that.:beer:
# January 11th, 2006 at 5:42 pmah yes, the usual “i know everything because I’m a professor”. What a bunch of crap. For example, i’m taking psychology, and my professor keeps saying that we need to pay more attention to our emotions. If that is true then the world is over with. if we acted on emotions then there would be no need to think and be rational. ha, phd….please
# January 11th, 2006 at 8:19 pmYou Brits sure know how to drink. My old roommate was a Brit and he drank me under the table (when I was a raging alcoholic in my Army days). He would always say, “Cheers, Big Ears!” And then pound an entire bottle of Bass.
Amazing.
# January 11th, 2006 at 10:10 pmDarn… and you wonder why I moved here! Having to put up with these self-serving, pseudo-intellectual, high-and-mighty idiotic a$$ hats all the time.
I doubt he’s a Prof., just some Liberal moron with nothing better to do. Britain has long gone-to-the-dogs, men (I mean real men) have become rare to find, Religion is ridiculed, Marriage is almost totally eroded as an institution, Big Brother is everywhere, immigration has run riot and you can’t own a firearm. If you want to see how this country could end-up after a radical Liberal/Demoncrat Government I’d say go to the UK to see except of course it’s become a hole so don’t bother, the only freedoms they have left is to drink themselves into a comma whilst watching soccer and sodomizing their fellow man.
May I apologize for this fellow former Countryman, he’s barely worth your time.
# January 12th, 2006 at 12:01 amI’m very scared for the British populace if this is indicative of the type of indoctrination they are recieving.
Of course of “higher education” nazis are not the brightest light bulbs in the closet either.
GO PLAY A VIDEO GAME!
# January 12th, 2006 at 7:04 amI meant to say: Of course our “higher education” nazis….
Guess I’m one of those uneducated rednecks. Pass me another shot of moonshine!
# January 12th, 2006 at 7:41 am:shock:Why can’t we just all get alontg man……. I don’t get it… why are we all so bitchy all the f-ing time. The freakin Brits are kinda cool….right…….come on guys back me up…….they’re not that bad…..I mean….think about it. If they didn’t ship all they’re prisoners and criminals to Australia we would’nt have the greatest band of all time……AC\DC…….
So I sulute u proffesor of rock Chris whatever……..I love u man….
P.S.- I’m kinda Drunk………my bad………….:shock:
# January 12th, 2006 at 5:45 pmUmm, Erik- The survival of our species depends on emotion. If we were to be completely logical all the time, I doubt we would ever have sex (think of the risks: STDs, the financial burdens of children, and all the other complications. it hardly seems like the best idea, but the will of the species says otherwise)
Sorry to sound like a smartass (I understand what you’re saying), but we humans give ourselves far too much credit for being “reasonable” or “logical”. Almost all the most important decisions we make are based on factors other than reason.
# January 12th, 2006 at 5:45 pm:shock:But i still got love man……..Rock on……….
# January 12th, 2006 at 5:48 pmHey dumbass… isn’t ACDC from Texas?
# January 12th, 2006 at 6:00 pmahh….Thats funny, good times good times
# January 12th, 2006 at 8:35 pmJJ… i really hate to say this…. but ACDC is from Austrailia….
Whatever - I’m sorry but you lose on the “judgement based on emotions” decision. Thats why we can’t have females as president. Also, I think we all know that erik didn’t mean the “entire lack of emotions so that we fail to reproduce”.
And the only other reason based on a decision than “reason” is morals. NOT emotions.
# January 12th, 2006 at 9:15 pmMan, I guess I am the dumbass. Well… no… RW is still the dumbass.
# January 12th, 2006 at 11:19 pmyeah, i didn’t mean we’re all going to die, I meant that the world would change. For example, sometimes I don’t feel like going to class, but the reasonable thing to do would be to go to class. Or, if someone had just murdered an entire family, some people would say that person is still a human, and shouldn’t be executed. Wrong.
I’m not saying that us as humans are reasonable, we’re not, that’s why we’ve made so many mistakes in our history. But that’s why we have the gift of thought, to think things out and hopefully make a “reasonble”decision. But this subject could be debated for eternity, it’s all subjective.
# January 12th, 2006 at 11:38 pmRomans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
# January 13th, 2006 at 9:22 am:shock:JJ………Seriously. I’m kinda speechless that u didn’t know that. My mommy knows that….and all she ever listens to is positive life radio. We all know u love ur hardcore gansta rap. U don’t have to say stuff like “Hey Dumbass…..isn’t AC\DC from Texas”, to make everybody think ur cool. Stick to nig music.
P.S. Name one AC\DC album besides Back ‘n’ Black. And don’t look one up on the Internet. G-G-G-G UNIT!!!!:cool:
# January 13th, 2006 at 1:23 pmhahahah… yea, my bad. I never liked AC/DC though hense the lack of knowlegde about their island of origin. I don’t listen to gangsta rap either. I’m more of a hardcore kinda guy. You on the other hand need to quit acting so tough around here…sayin you listen to AC/DC and stuff. I know you have like a 40G IPOD filled with Kenny G and Yanni.
# January 13th, 2006 at 2:01 pmAlso, you need to stop playin grabass and start thinkin about Mud N’Guns II. I need some ideas before Sunday on some sequences. I wanna another funny scene like the one I did of Chad runnin to Chariots of Fire. So do me a favor and put down the pop can that you use for smokin skunkweed and start using your noodle.
# January 13th, 2006 at 2:05 pmJJ - hardcore music as in metal/hardcore or old school hardcore (much as I hate to use the term, rave)?
# January 13th, 2006 at 2:21 pmyeah ok, you win with the no-woman-president comment. can’t argue.
# January 13th, 2006 at 3:20 pmCheck out my Myspace for some of the music I like:
http://www.myspace.com/GodGunsGlory
# January 13th, 2006 at 4:02 pm:shock:Ur gay in every way. Think about it. Who starts the sh– talk around here. Is it the guy who says, “RD……your a douche bag”…..or the infamously humiliating….”U Dumbass….isn’t ACDC from Texas.
O and I relly do listen to ACDC. Go to my MY SPACE…..faggot.:smile:
Mud and Guns 2 will be Amazing….we should have an Ulitimate fighting scene between u and me.
I love u man:shock:
# January 13th, 2006 at 8:58 pmO…and I looked at ur my space……I’m 224………that makes u definitely not 178.
# January 13th, 2006 at 9:00 pmU have to be at least half my size.:shock:……….:wink:
# January 13th, 2006 at 9:01 pmRW is a douche bag.
224? Is that your weight fatty? Too much of mama’s cookin’ eh?
# January 13th, 2006 at 9:17 pm:shock:OK…..not cool. I will admit, my mommys Beef Roast is amazing. O….and her garlic mash potatoes……..wow.:shock: Ur just Jealous that u don’t have a sweet belly like me. U and Ur sweet six pack can die while I push ur face into a pile poopy!
# January 13th, 2006 at 9:26 pmHey its been a while scince i have talked to you guys so i love you all and taker easy
# January 13th, 2006 at 10:23 pmDude, your mom makes garlic mashed potatoes? Man, I am jealous. Can I come over for dinner?
(I sound like that old Stove Top commercial.)
# January 13th, 2006 at 10:56 pm:shock:F u man…….my garlic mashed potatoes!
When are u comin up?
# January 14th, 2006 at 5:56 pmAre we still on for tomorrow? I’m not sure if I want my $2000 camera out in the rain. I hope it clears up a bit. And if so what time? Letta bruva know.
# January 14th, 2006 at 7:48 pmJJ - I checked out your myspace profile, love the picture of your kid on the laptop. Class.
# January 15th, 2006 at 1:41 amWhy even waste your energy with this guy Chad? Just take a look at his country… now there is a laugh. Britain, protectors of the free world.
# January 15th, 2006 at 3:16 pmWell… I do it for the good times, of course!
# January 15th, 2006 at 6:41 pm