Pass The Ammo

So Google is the number one search engine. Well… they can kick rocks for all I care. Most of my readers have seen my Michael Moore photo at one time or another. This photo actually made it to number three on the Google Image search for his name. I was so proud. But it looks like they’ve blocked the photo from appearing at all. Now, even when you type in Michale Moore Fat Bastard, all you find are a couple images, and one from Glenn Beck that is the same style as my own…but not as good.

At least it’s still number 2 on Yahoo. I think I’ll rename the image, and see if the googlebots pick it back up again.

Update » Apparently you must have the filter turned off to view my… graphic picture of the fat bastard.

Reader Jennifer was kind enough to send this my way. It’s a book full of “Adult Beverages”, how to make them, where they came from, and the PC or Un-PC symbolism behind it. I had a good laugh… then I went enjoyed a beer, cos I don’t drink that hard stuff. Anyways, Thanks Jen.

Dead White Guy Ginger Ale

Glass: A Clay Bowl Stolen from Native Americans (by dead white conquistadors)

Ingredients:

1. 1 Part Vodka (a colorless ingredient symbolizing white European oppression)
2. 3 Parts Ginger Ale (containing blood-thirsty, intolerant, white supremacist sugar)
3. A Splash of White Wine (reminiscent of Napoleonic French imperialism)
4. A Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice (made from fruit hand-picked by indentured servants)
5. A Dash of Sugar (due to safety concerns, no brown sugar allowed)

Instructions: While attending a college seminar on multiculturalism, with an emphasis on Native American, Afro-centric lesbian poetry, combine ingredients in a clay bowl stolen from Native Americans. Consume on Columbus Day while attacking white males who have the audacity to continue to breathe.

Origin: This adult beverage is named in honor of Christopher Columbus - a capitalist, European bigot responsible for the death and murder of eighty trillion pacifist, nature-loving Native Americans (and a man whose lone accomplishment was the “discovery” of someone else’s backyard).

Special Warning: Under no circumstances should you add brown sugar to this adult beverage, as it is sure to be ravaged and destroyed by the racist, imperialist, homophobic white sugar already present in the ginger ale.
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Wikipedia: force multiplier - a military term referring to a factor that dramatically increases (hence multiplies) the combat-effectiveness of a given military force.

In Iraq an IED explodes,
An American soldier dies,
But that blast will grow as the media blow
It up before our eyes.
And trumpet to the watching world,
These fifth column falsifiers,
Like sheep they bleat we face defeat,
Our foe’s force multipliers.

Osama and his minions know,
In combat they can’t beat us;
So they hope and pray will come a day,
Our own media will defeat us.
Ignoring all the good we’ve done,
Liberals focus on the gore,
On losses mounting and body counting,
To prove we’ve lost this war.

They disgraced us once in Vietnam,
So now these leftists feel,
That again they’ll win with media spin,
And make America kneel.
But defeatists aren’t the only ones,
Learned lessons from the past;
Back then we swore we’d lose no more,
This time we’re standing fast.

The Internet’s exposed them,
As elitist media liars;
They stand unclothed and widely loathed,
Our foe’s force multipliers.
Some day when all our troops return,
With Iraq on freedom’s path,
The liberal elite who sought defeat,
May face some Righteous wrath.

Russ Vaughn
2d Bn, 327th Parachute Infantry Regiment
101st Airborne Division
Vietnam 65-66