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Anti-War Clowns to Take Over White House

02.28.06

Thats right… I just read that the looney group known as United for Peace has posted an online bulletin with their intent to “storm the Whitehouse” on March 15th.

Storm the White House
Multi-Day Event, Beginning March 15, come when you can and stay as long as you can - we are taking over the White House until they leave. It is our duty and the duty of the United Nations to rescue the people of the world from the U.S. dictators. Murder for occupation and theft of land is illegal. Murder of journalists is criminal. Remove the traitors who have stolen the U.S. budget and used it to commit international crimes against humanity.

Run for your life! Run get some help!!

I love these guys. It goes like this. Just when you think they can’t do anything stupider, or that they’ve exhausted every scatterbrained idea, they come up with more. I have to give them credit for “far stretched imagination”, but thats about all I can give em.

I’m just hoping for police brutality. I ♥ brutality.

6 Responses

  1. Gravatar me Says

    Can we use this time to test out all those new police weapons? Like the one that fires continuous invisible rays of energy so painful that its impossible to stand in the way for more than 2 seconds. Or those brand new tazers. Awwww hell, ya just cant beat a good billy club.

  2. Gravatar Zach Says

    How does the ray gun thing work?

  3. Gravatar me Says

    Shoots a beam thats kinda like light, but you cant see it, its like a lazer that doesnt cut but hurts like hell. It basically feels like the part of you it hits is on fire.

  4. Gravatar Zach Says

    Jesus, thats awesome

  5. Gravatar me Says

    Unfortunately it does no physical damage. As soon as the beam is off you it doesnt hurt but when it is on you it hurts to bad to even stand there. An air force masterseargent told me about when he had to get shot with it and try to stand it as long as he could. Hes a big guy who works in security forces and he took it for less than 2 seconds. I said unfortunately because if those stupid people had a bunch of charred circles on them that would be so much cooler.

  6. Gravatar Zach Says

    Yeah that would be cooler.