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Happy Obligatory Romance Day!

02.14.06

So if you get flowers and chocolate on this day, don’t feel special. The only reason you got it was because somebody knew that

a. They’d catch hell if they didn’t give it to you.
b. There’d be some sort of love loss.
c. There’d be a lack of sweet lovin’ that night.
d. You’d make them feel guilty by bringing up how un-romantic the so-called “day of romance” was for you.

Now if you are to receive flowers and chocolate on some random day of the week. Then feel loved and appreciated.

Or as my sister coined, Happy False Expectations Misleading Self-Centered Gifts Day!

10 Responses

  1. Gravatar -[Medic]- Says

    Also know as Singles Awareness Day.

  2. Gravatar Leslie Says

    Nonsense. Theres nothing SAD about it. It could also be called LFR Day.

    LET FREEDOM RING!

  3. Gravatar Whatever Says

    Or “Pretend to Care” Day.

  4. Gravatar Al Bundy Says

    i make a little personal tribute on valentine’s day every year…
    I play JUDAS PRIEST’s LOVE BITES really freakin loud…why….
    Cause when your in High school, love bites! (and most of this high school relationship stuff is bs anyways)

  5. Gravatar Pam Says

    Well, I, for one, enjoy purchasing my OWN V-day gifts. (This year it was a lion with the words “Kiss Me” on the little heart pillow in his hands.) Spending time alone, hanging out with all of my single friends and acting REALLY stupid… :wink:

  6. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    :shock: .blink…..blinkblink…..:shock:

  7. Gravatar me Says

    Chad you still need a smiley with a mullet.

  8. Gravatar OsideRocker Says

    Wow! Sounds like your sister is bitter… Here give her this

    ——-(-@

    Its a rose.

  9. Gravatar SticKy Says

    Ammo U dont look like the romantic type :smile:

  10. Gravatar Chad Says

    Nah, I still took the wifey down to the resort for a romantical buffalo burger and a nice :beer: :cool:


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