9 Things I Hate About Everyone
03.14.06My friend Angela sent me this. I laughed out loud on a couple. A few of em are stupid. Anyways, they’re fun.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?
4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.
8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Those are pretty funny
# March 14th, 2006 at 2:34 pmIn this general topic area:
# March 14th, 2006 at 5:42 pmAbout 7-8 years ago, my school went on a trip to some “nature center” (next to a man-made lake) We had to stay in big cabins, about 15-20 kids to a cabin. One night, everyone had finally calmed down and gone to bed and this stupid kid Ben O’hara says “Hey, are any of guys asleep?” To which this really smarta$$ guy Jeremy responds, in a total deadpan, “Yes Ben, i’m asleep.” I nearly suffocating laughing.
10, After standing in line at the local fast food joint. Holding your motorcycle helmet, still wearing the jacket, and putting the gloves on the counter to reach for your wallet.
THEY STILL ASK “Will that be for here or to go?”
Or is it because they think that “Here or to go” is a parting statement in English?
# March 15th, 2006 at 12:34 pm