Praise Satan, Pass The Ammo?
03.01.06Update » This has been updated a couple of times, as Ben is slow in the “battle of wits”.
Name: ben gunn
Email: buda@mgunner.com
Website: http://i don’t know what lord you are praising that tells you to pass the ammo but it can’t be Jesus because it is pretty obvious that Jesus does not want us to kill or hurt other people. Jesus had no weapon and even when he was being CRUCIFIED he said to God to forgive them not kill them and condem them to Hell so if you could please change your name to praise Satan and pass the ammo that would show to be more true to your viewers and not confuse them. thanks and goodbye
Wow. I’m stumped. I’ve never had this unique feedback before. Although you’d think I’d get this all the time.
Dear Ben Gunn,
You must not be a Christian cos your name is Gunn and guns kills people. Jesus doesn’t like guns. You should change your name to Ben Flower. Jesus loves flowers. And also, you didn’t capitalize ‘he’ when refering to Jesus, and I’m pretty sure it says somewhere in the Bible that you always capitalize His name and any referance of Himself. Next time use capitals so you don’t confuse people who’re reading your righteous judgment.
Obviously he’s never heard of Odin - The Norse god of wisdom, war, art, culture, and the dead and the supreme deity and creator of the cosmos and humans. Sheesh. Note how wisdom and war go hand in hand?
Actually Gunns don’t kill people, guns kill people. My apologies on not capitalizing ‘he’ I am used to an automatic spell check on Microsoft Word. If you know that Jesus does not like guns then why is your web site about them?
thank you for welcoming me to the internet but would you answer my question instead of trying to find faults with my name or capitalization errors
-ben gunn
He’s back for more!
Actually, guns don’t kill people. People kill people.
And the very fact that you do not know to capitalize He in reference to God Almighty, only shows your lack of concern for Him. I pray you will grow closer to Jesus in your life, and learn to capitalize His name.
You claim that Jesus does not like guns, but I’ve maticulously scoured the Bible and happened to find no such reference to Jesus’ feelings on firearms.
I’ve personally been to the Library of Congress in D.C. and did some research on the subject. If you’ll see in this first century painting of Jesus you’ll notice that Jesus is holding a Lever Action Winchester Rifle, probably in the primitive .30-.30 caliber that was common at the time.
So you see my brother in Christ, you have gravely mistaken. I understand that many come claiming to be the light, and they deceive many. You sir, are one of these many decieved souls. Please see the error of your ways, and repent to your Father in heaven, that you might find favor in His eyes and grant you with the true appreciation for all of the fun that firearms bring His children.
Yours in Christ,
Chad
Poor Ben Gunn. He cannot grasp the obvious.
guns do kill people when someone dies of a gunshot wound to the head what do you think happend? someone poked another person really hard? but if i am wrong then you have come across the greatest budget plan ever for the military …. .. are you ready for this take all the guns away and tell the soldiers to extend their pointer finger and yell bang. its brilliant
isn’t it thank you Chad and by the way did you actually send me a picture of Jesus holding a gun i mean come on you can’t be serious and the scripture on it Luke:22 have you read afterward to when Peter used to sword to cut of an ear from one of Jesus’ attackers and Jesus healed the man and told Peter to put his sword away by the way thank you for still avoiding the topic we started with you know about why your web site is about guns or “tools for killing” if you know that Jesus does not like guns or “tools for killing”now please answer the question i know you can if you put your mind to it
I’ve decided that ben is under the age of “reckoning”, and sent him one final letter spelling things out nicely.
Much like yourself, a gun is a tool. It can only be used to kill when a criminal uses it to kill. Therefore the criminal is the killer not the inanimate object, you fool.
I’m pretty sure that my gun has never climbed off the rack, gone out and committed a double homicide, then returned back to my rack.
So to answer your question again, since you obviously don’t have the mental girth to aquire it on your own pathetic account.
Jesus does not “dislike” guns. In fact, the Bible says that refusing to defend your family and loved ones, is a sin. God charges us with the defense of the weak and the poor.
But you woulden’t know any of this, because you don’t know the first thing about the Bible, or God’s teachings.
I hate to spell this out for your incompetant mind, because the whole concept just might blow a hole into your perception of reality, and leave you confused and floundering in this world.
About Luke 22. Did you just deny that Jesus told his disciples to sell their cloaks and buy swords?
Allow me to present you with Bible verse, using examples of defense.
Exodus 22:2
If a thief is caught breaking in and is struck (By my double ought buckshot) so that he dies, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed;This is actually US law as well.
Ecclesiastes 4:12
Though one may be overpowered,
two can defend themselves.
A cord of three strands is not quickly broken.A cord of 3. Obviously Jesus is referring to Me, Smith and Wesson. Together we make a cord of three strands, and will easily overcome evil.



Liberal interpretations of The Bible and of Jesus are just another commie ploy to subvert and destory this nation; united we stand, divided we fall, God Bless America.
# March 2nd, 2006 at 12:53 amI love the old WW II documentaries when they play the song “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition.” But that has nothing to do with the great email you received.
It seems to me, after reading the Bible through several times, that the Messiah has a good understanding of human nature. One of the amazing things in history is that He chose to NOT use self-defense. I don’t see where he says you cannot defend yourself or those you love.
Also, let’s remember the story of the Centurion who went to Jesus to get healing for a servant. Jesus didn’t tell him to leave the Roman military because war was bad/weapons were bad… ad nauseum. No. But Jesus did to the people around Him, about this Centurion, “I have not seen such faith, even in Israel.”
So, all I have to say to you is “praise the Lord, pass the ammo”!
# March 2nd, 2006 at 7:50 amExcellent Jay. nailed that one on the head. Falls back to my Christians and Guns post.
# March 2nd, 2006 at 8:41 amWell covered, Chad. It is always shocking how many Christians want to gloss over Luke 22:36 and do not realize that Jesus’ admonition to “turn the other cheek” refers to the beard-pulling and face slapping that was the paradigm for authority-challenging personal insult in 1st century Palestine (and even before then in that culture). Yes, we turn the other cheek at an insult, but there is nowhere in Scripture that tells us to allow our families to be victimized. On the contrary, Paul tells his readers that someone who does not “provide for” (or even have a plan for. The word is PRONEW: consider beforehand; from PRO-before and NOUS-thinking/mind/consideration) that person has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever. Yep, we’ve got a plan at our house. By themselves, the kids are locked (in my Study), loaded (the Mossberg 590), and ready to go in under 30 seconds.
# March 3rd, 2006 at 4:46 pmYour my kinda guy, A&C. Gonna link ya.
# March 3rd, 2006 at 4:52 pmI have been following your website for quite some time and I must say High five! You guys are great! Keep up the awesome posts and put the liberals in their place. Glad to have found Praise the Lord, Pass the Ammo! God Bless!
Mike
# March 3rd, 2006 at 5:26 pmNew River, AZ.
HAIL SATAN!!!
# March 6th, 2006 at 1:04 pmKrunk, what we do without you?:roll:
# March 6th, 2006 at 1:27 pm“Hail Satan” doesn’t sound right coming from a Darwinist.
# March 6th, 2006 at 3:08 pmGreat reply Chad. . but I think our corresondant Mr. Gunn will be well protected. He doesn’t appear to own a gun but he does have possession of that great weapon of Biblical times, the one so successfully used by David. . . The Jawbone of an Ass.
# March 6th, 2006 at 3:33 pmReligious debate aside, I can’t believe that this fool doesn’t know that the origins of the phrase “Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition”. The stupidity of people today is astounding.
# March 8th, 2006 at 12:44 pmHello there!
I am a visitor to this site and find it tremendously intriguing!
I have just a few comments on the ongoing discussion.
I would definitely agree with you, Chad, that it is one’s responsibility to protect his/her family. As well, I cannot express my agreement enough when it comes to the fact that a gun is a tool.
Which brings me to my question.
I am well aware that arms are protected in the Constitution. You have to keep in mind that this word ranges from a slingshot to nuclear or biological weapons. Therefore, I have concluded that the second ammendment is granting its people the right to use a tool to provide for their families. (In most cases, I would believe that this meant a firearm for protection, or hunting for food). I’m not exactly sure of your position on assault weapons, but don’t you believe that such a device is a little superfluous for security? Just wondering. Not to stereotype, but most conservatives believe that other countries should not be in possession of similar weapons (hence Operation Iraqi Freedom, cleverly titled to avoid the original reasons given for entering the country), and I have often found that certain people believe in a double standard when it comes to their own tools. So if you could kindly fill me in on your position, it would be appreciated.
And my first point.
Regarding Ben Gunn’s statement concerning Jesus not approving of “Gunns.” I couldn’t help but notice that both of your quotations are found in the Old Law, rather than from the mouth of Jesus, Himself. Of course, it is impossible to find a direct quote of Him discussing firearms, as they weren’t present at the time. However, I have spent a good amount of time while writing this investigating anywhere I can find Jesus directly tackling the topic of the appropriate levels of self defense, but I’ve found nothing. My best conclusion, is to live by example, as we Christians should do. Jesus was very much the pacifist, therefore, I believe physical self defense should be used as a last resort, and guns used only when absolutely necessary (though the chances are minimal).
Nevertheless, that point is beside the pertinent issue at hand. What I want to focus on is the image this site is creating. By comparing a tool at the same level of our Almighty Savior in the name of this site (Praise the Lord, Pass the Ammo), I believe a form of idolatry is occuring. And I’m sure you know this is a sin. If you truly believe that a gun and its accessories are mere tools, then why is the font larger and adding emphasis on “Pass the Ammo”, rather than “Praise the Lord”? I’m not trying to judge you, Brother Chad, I’m merely trying to help you along your path, as our Christian family should. Though I’m sure Jesus would approve of providing for your family, I do not believe He would smile upon such pride in the insignificant tools used to do so.
Much love to you, my friend.
Ryan
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BTW:
I wanted to make a clarification on one of your quotations. I believe your quotation from Ecclesiastes is taken a bit out of context, as it is actually discussing the power of teamwork. If you read carefully you can find in the NIV that Eccl. 4:7-12 is titled “Emptiness of Unshared Lives”. Nowhere is it speaking of the right to protect yourself. Rather it is discussing how the presence of others can pull you out of unfortunate personal situations. As I’ve mentioned earlier, in no way do I disprove of protecting yourself, I merely wanted to make the elucidation.
# March 8th, 2006 at 10:25 pmDo you seriously think that a country like Iraq should have been allowed to have nukes just because we do? There are a lot of people who think we are hypocrites because we dont let other countries have nukes while we do, but there is a large difference between us who will never use nukes to blackmail other countries or attack an innocent country and Iraq which under Saddam would have used those weapons to attack neighboring countries or supply terrorists. And on the assult weapons point, I wouldnt exactly call them unneccessary, theyll do a better job of protecting a family than anything else.
# March 9th, 2006 at 4:28 amDear “me”,
First, keep in mind that we still haven’t provided efficient evidence that Iraq even possessed nuclear weapons (at the time of our attack). That’s why our president officially discontinued this campaign in December of 2004. He admitted his mistake in assuming Iraq had weapons in a speech last fall. It was big news. Too bad you seemed to miss it.
Second, the United States is the ONLY country to have used nuclear weapons on another. No other country has ever put such terrible weapons to use. Large difference indeed.
Third, the United States is not all roses and candy. Yes, even we have participated in supporting terrorists or untrustworty countries. Do you not recall us siding with the Bin Laden campaign in order to discontinue Soviet occupation? Or how about Mr. Rumsfeld personally delivering weapons to *GASP* Iraq? And did you know we originally backed Pol Pot, merely because of his stance on Communism?
So it looks like we are really no more qualified to handle such power than any other country. Sorry. Having the biggest ego really doesn’t count.
Fourth, I don’t believe you need a tool which is capable of ripping a man apart in order to protect yourself. A bit extreme. Especially in the “pride” department I was speaking of earlier. I see it more as a kid on the playground, pushing the button too far just to see who will get ticked.
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:31 amdo you ever listen to yourself? did you know that we the great United States are the only country who used Weapons of mass destruction against another country destroying thousands of defensless people by the way i was wondering why you haven’t shown the latest reports from me are you afriad of showing it to the ignorant views that this website represents?
# March 9th, 2006 at 8:53 amFirst of all. about the nukes… it was them or us… and like we chose them.
second. your “debate” became completely uninteresting as the stupidity level rose.
# March 9th, 2006 at 9:01 amhey there ‘Me’ i would like to ask for your definition of terrorist could it be somone armed with an assult rifle who would throw away all common knowledge to fight ridiculosly for something that the think the really need ? like you and needing assault weapons, the only reason you would need assault weapons is to protect yourself from people like you with assault weapons why don’t you ask Eric Harris, 18, and Dylan Klebold, 17 what they did with their weapons ?
# March 9th, 2006 at 9:16 amfirst of all about the nukes… it was not us or them they didn’t have them
hey Chad just because you lost yourself with big words doesn’t mean it isn’t interesting or good you should just open a book once in a while and learn something
P.S. Ryan i was not getting after you just our friend Chad
# March 9th, 2006 at 9:31 amListen up Ben. I already have assault weapons. Lah dee frickin dah. That doesn’t instantly make me a criminal. Just cos some dumbass kids were criminal, doesn’t make everybody to be one. Why is that so hard to understand?
ANd about the nukes, it was either,
a. we send in a bunch of foot soldiers to be slaughtered or
b. we sit back and watch them glow.
since you obviously don’t care about our soldiers dying, cos your too worried about killing the enemy, this argument is null with you.
# March 9th, 2006 at 9:39 amOh no… not Mr Gunn again.
# March 9th, 2006 at 9:52 amYup. Here to beat us into submission with his “higher learning” and “superior intillect” and “common sense approach” …
# March 9th, 2006 at 11:11 amHellmark you are absolutly right “The stupidity of people today is astounding. “
# March 9th, 2006 at 12:00 pmhey there Chad the glowing that happend was civilians not the enemy. lets say that someone in your county decided to raise hell and go around killing people (with assult rifles) then the president decieds hey lets kill the enimies moral by bombing where he lives now you would be glowing with all the Women and Children around you
and i am disappointed with you who consider yourself a christian that calls other people “Dumbass”
and i care about humanity i don’t think that one groups lives were worth more than others
also do you have something against “higher learning” and “superior intillect” and “common sense approach” … ?
P.S. when you want to reach a point don’t make up words (Lah dee frickin dah, cos)
and i would like to say thank you to JJ for adding to this conversation so expertly like that
# March 9th, 2006 at 12:12 pmI was reading more of this website an i found this
“if a frenchman has an NRA membership before any of you…. we are all ingrates! ”
i wanted to state to all of you who have a very small capacity for information if it wasn’t for the FRENCH there would be no U.S. they helped us become a Nation by fighting against the British
and I wanted to enlighten you to something that Chad has not posted yet the NRA was a white members only club when it started in 1871 right after the KKK was outlawed can any of you inbreeds see the connection?
# March 9th, 2006 at 12:29 pmThis guy has something French to say about everything doesn’t he? That comeback to me was stinging.. ouch. I wasn’t even talking to you. Go away you filthy Democrat.
# March 9th, 2006 at 2:10 pmHello there Chad!
I was wondering if you could respond to the favor I asked you. You know, the one about filling me in on your position concerning the double standard belief I have found common, even with such people as this “me” character. It would be greatly appreciated.
Also, I must say I am rather disappointed in the feedback I have received from you. I do not view your statement (”your ‘debate’ became completely uninteresting as the stupidity level rose”) as a valid argument against the points I have made. Personal attacks do not prove anything. But while we’re on the topic, why don’t you point out the parts of my post that you believe are so absurd?
Actually, wait a second, I’m not sure if that comment was directed at me. However, if it wasn’t, that means you still have not given me feedback and I am still disappointed.
Isn’t that your job as webmaster?
# March 9th, 2006 at 2:31 pmI am amazed that people actually believe they are ‘entitled’ to an intelligent debate. People who can’t seem to find it in them to believe that there are opposing viewpoints in this world. So they get on folks websites demanding anwsers that suit them. Is there anywhere written on this site that says Chad will respond to each and every moonbat and that sends him an ridiculous email or posts a “I am right and your and idiot” comment. Gimme a freakin break. Quit surfin the net for people to force your ideology on and get back to your cubicle duties.
# March 9th, 2006 at 3:51 pmThe comment was directed at Ben.
And for my response to you, Ryan, as webmaster I do whatever the hell I want. Go cry in the corner. If you want my position on the matter, try going through my archives, till you find it. I won’t repeat myself over and over to every liberal moron who thinks he can best me.
Here’s one. Christians & Guns.
# March 9th, 2006 at 4:08 pmWe used nukes in a justifiable way, what would you rather have, millions of American soldiers dead, or several hundred thousand Japanese dead. The Japs were prepared to fight to the death, til not one of them was left standing. Dropping nukes saved lives on both sides so dont even try to argue that we shouldnt have used them.
Ryan, when I said do you seriously think that Iraq should have had nukes I wasnt saying they did, I was countering what you said in your initial comment “most conservatives believe that other countries should not be in possession of similar weapons” I was just wondering if it would bother you or not if Iraq did have ICBM’s or anything along those lines. I dont know about you but I would have been very worried to see Saddam with nukes.
Assault weapons cant exactly “rip a man to pieces.” In fact most assault weapons use small bullets and tend to be innacurate and lack stopping power. They are more ideal for protection because they usually have larger magazines and shoot faster. You can buy large magazines for regular rifles too, however, and many of them are semi @utomatic as well. Assault rifles are no more dangerous than any other type of firearm unless they are military style full @utomatic.
# March 9th, 2006 at 4:11 pmYou know I wish people like Ben Gunn wouldn’t take it upon themselves to try to convert you guys, or whatever. Please don’t allow him to speak for all liberals. Some of us can think our arguments out…
I think Ryan’s points were a much more intelligent criticism of the site, even though I don’t share his religious interests or anything, and that’s really the point of discussion…
Concerning Iraq, there is one thing that has puzzled me ever since it began. Aftre 9/11, we invaded Afghanistan because the Taliban harbored Al-Qaeda, fine with me. And then there’s this lull where nothing much is going on, and then BAM, the bushies start harping on about Iraq. What I find strange is that there was nothing in particular - no act of overt aggression by Hussein or the like - which triggered this sudden fixation with Iraq.
This is what I think lends creedence to many of the now-cliche arguments, like that it was an oil war, or about finishing off whatever the elder Bush started, or (and this is my personal favorite) about distracting people from harmful domestic issues in the run up to the elections.
Now you will likely respond that it was about freeing the Iraqis from oppression, but if that’s the criteria, I can think of a great number of better places to start - Belarus, North Korea, Iran, Sudan.
Can somebody enlighten me as to why it had to be Iraq instead of one of the myriad other countries that are more oppressed and worse off?:beer:
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:46 pmWhatever - Allow me to introduce you to a new page I just created.
Links for Libtards
Click Saddam and Al qaeda
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:49 pmhey ‘Me’ this is for you and your comment
“Dropping nukes saved lives on both sides so dont even try to argue that we shouldnt have used them.” I am interested to hear you explain how the dropping of Nuclear weapons on civlians saved lives in japan
and people actually ARE ‘entitled’ to an intelligent debate it is unintelligent people like you that get in the way of very easy debates and obvioulsy there are other opposing views or else it wouldn’t be a debate genius
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:50 pmThis is actually Ben but as i figured Chad got tierd of bieng “bested” and tried to block all of my messages
hey ‘Me’ this is for you and your comment
“Dropping nukes saved lives on both sides so dont even try to argue that we shouldnt have used them.” I am interested to hear you explain how the dropping of Nuclear weapons on civlians saved lives in japan
and people actually ARE ‘entitled’ to an intelligent debate it is unintelligent people like you that get in the way of very easy debates and obvioulsy there are other opposing views or else it wouldn’t be a debate genius
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:53 pmI’m pretty sure I didn’t ban you, or you wouldent be commenting under made up names. Might want to check with the banned words list, before submitting a comment.
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:54 pmsorry just had trouble getting through
# March 9th, 2006 at 5:56 pmWhy don’t you go play in liberal land or something. You arn’t accomplishing much here.
# March 9th, 2006 at 6:02 pmi am sorry about bieng so quick to say that you had blocked me but my internet started to mess up
the statement still re4mains for Jj though
# March 9th, 2006 at 6:25 pmOk, look at it this way, we killed several hundred thousand Jap civilians, large number I wont argue with that. Had we invaded Japan we would have lost several million and they would have lost even more. Have you ever seen “Enemy at the gates?” The Japanese would have done basically anything to win a ground war AKA fight to the death. They would have poured civilians and soldiers alike into the war without regard for their body count. The Japs in WWII believed it was better to die than to lose. I wish it hadnt had to come to the use of nukes but I think several hundred thousand is better than several hundred million.
If you dont believe that the Japs were willing to fight to the death and if you want to see some of the things that they as well as the US did read “Flyboys.”
# March 9th, 2006 at 6:56 pmi have never been to liberal land but it sounds cool but i was thinking about taking a trip to ignorance land i heard it was bliss, how is it i would like to hear it from someone who lives there
# March 9th, 2006 at 6:57 pmHey I got a statment for you: Ben = Tard
How’s that for intelligent debate ya sick freak?
# March 9th, 2006 at 8:12 pmOh yea, as far as you thinkin you are entitled to engage anyone you please in ‘your’ form of debate… your mom musta dropped you on yer head when you were a youngster. Go kick rocks.
# March 9th, 2006 at 8:14 pmmy mom did.t drop me on an my head and “musta” is not a word along with “yer” and Enemy at the gates is a movie
did you think to yourself why would we have invaded Japan? we could have blockaded thier island
# March 10th, 2006 at 5:37 amWow. Um… Where do I start? Let’s see, the latest comment seems a good place. Actually, my dear Ben, “yer” and “musta” are words used in common vernacular. They are not removed from existence merely because they are slang. You understood it, didn’t you? Purpose served. And that’s JJ. You realize you’re interacting with hillbilly/redneck/country folk by now, I’m sure, so work with us. Low blows about word usage are not necessary and defeats Ryan’s purpose, which is, I believe, to encourage an intelligent debate to which all people are “entitled”.
Oh, and about the French… Yes, we KNOW they helped us get to where we are today! Get over it! The French of the 18th, 19th, and even 20th centuries were pretty awesome folks, but the French of today are a disgrace to the relationship we as a nation have cultivated with our neighbors across the pond. We support the war, we support Bush, and we support what our troops are fighting for, not to mention our troops. The French betrayed that bond we reached so many years ago and became, if not an enemy, definitely not an allie. If you haven’t noticed, our French “friends” aren’t exactly fond of us. Talk to somebody who’s been to France in the past 5 years. See how they were received. Especially men. And not your typical partying college students. Young adults who drink, dance, and smoke fit in all around the world. Ask an intelligent, observant, vocal, politically aware American adult and see what happens. One of your liberal friends will suffice, I’m sure.
The nukes. I see the points made all around. And to a certain extent I see the validity in each. So continue to make your point. But make it intelligently. Think about what you’re typing. Use valid arguments and bring up interesting points. Keep in mind that this IS the past and we can’t do a thing to change it. Be open to suggestion, otherwise the point of the debate is null. The purpose of debate is to challenge ideas and form firm opinions based on reasoning and intelligent argument, not call names and act childish when we don’t get our way. Keep it up to the standards you set in your own mind of what true, pure, clean, sophisticated debate can be. And Ben, I don’t want to hear a single word about “Well, Chad and JJ have resorted to ‘childish’ actions.” Get over it. You don’t answer for Chad or JJ. They answer for themselves. We are all adults (for the most part). Let’s act like it, shall we?
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:42 amAw shucks. Here comes Pam to make it all serious. dang it. I’m tired of debating these clowns over and over again. Thats why I at least gotta make it interesting for myself.
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:49 amhey “Whatever” i would like to say that though you may not like me i think that what you said was excelent and i would also like to say that this debate started with no politics just a simple question as to why the name of this site is what it is
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:50 amAh, ok Chad. Very understandable. I’m almost interested in their points, so don’t make them TOO mad or they’ll go away and we won’t have anybody to play with!
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:51 amOkay, Pam. How’s this???
Haha! Ben = teh fag.
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:54 amVery nice!
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:55 amChad i hace noticed that you did not answer Ryan yet why is that are you not intelligent enough to share your “wisdom”
and how do you fell about the KKK/NRA thing i noticed that you went silent are you slow in the “battle of wits”? you have shown no wit whatsoever in this “Battle” and i would like to see some
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:58 amDear Ben,
The KKK/NRA point is not an argument. There is no response to be made. You simply made something up, thought it sounded clever, and made an attempt to pass it off as fact. If you’ll attempt to gather actuall “intelligence” on the matter, I might debate you.
I did answer Ryan. But, like your usual self, you failed to find my answer. I’ll give you two tries to copy and paste my answer here.
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:02 amHey Ben… ARRRGGGGGGHH!
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:02 amthanks Chad i can see Christ flowwing through your words more and more this website is becoming Praise Satan and pass the ammo
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:04 amI like the coloring book. Weekend entertainment! Woohoo!
Um, Chad has what we like to call a JOB. Thus he stays busy for most of the day. He also has a very sweet little wifey at home to keep him occupied. Give the man a break for having a life.
Did you even READ my comment?!
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:04 amJJ i don’t understand
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:04 amdont try to deny it Ben. Yer a pirate. I like the site too. Cheese is good.
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:07 amI want you to flow through my words, Ben!!!
I’m changing it to Praise Ben, Pass The Ammo Beeatch!
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:09 amyes i did Pam it was very well writtin i will try to stay off the use of slang terms
why don’t you ask chad if he read your article
“Okay, Pam. How’s this??? Haha! Ben = teh fag.”
but this all started with me and chad
p.S. i am not going anywhere for a while these debates have been quite funny on both sides and my Colleagues and i have enjoyed them very much
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:10 amColleagues? What are in the “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?”
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:13 amYou mean you didn’t KNOW?!?
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:16 amI bet if you were in the League you would look like this guy.
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:18 amThank you Ben, by the way. I understand what Chad’s doing, as scary as it seems, and, as I said, he is entitled to his own behavioral patterns, strange though they may be.
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:18 amPiratey Ben of The Ben Gunn Society!

# March 10th, 2006 at 9:26 amhahaha
# March 10th, 2006 at 9:28 amWow, that is lots of comments there. I, as usual, have to agree with the rest of the conservatives on this site so, yeah, no more to add there. But when Ben made the comment that our soldiers should just point their fingers and yell BANG! it made me think of a joke, stop me if you have heard it, lol. (This joke is not edited for historical accuracy and is purely for entertainment, although trenchwarefare may well have happened between the Germans and the Polish, not sure.)
A new private in the German army was assigned to the German/Polish front during the war. Upon arriving there he found that not only had he not been issued a weapon, none of the soldiers had weapons. Wondering at this he went over to his command officer.
“Sir, I see the Poles in their trenches over there and we do not have any weapons, how are we supposed to stop them?”
The officer smiles. “Well private, when the Poles come up over their trenches you just pretend you are holding a rifle and yell BANG! BANG! BANG! It works, trust me.”
The private, slightly confused by this and thinking it would never work went back to his post and waited for the charge. About five minutes later the Poles came charging over no-mans-land and the private raise his ‘rifle’ to his shoulder and yeled BANG! BANG! BANG!…he stared in amazement as for each BANG! a Polish soldier went down. The Poles then ran back to their trenches.
A little while later the Poles came at the Germans again, our brave private raise his ‘rifle’ and yelled BANG! BANG! BANG!…nothing happened, the Poles kept coming. In horror he yelled “Sir, it’s not working!!!”
From faurther down the line someone yelled back, “Pretend your throwing a grenade and make a BOOM! sound.”
The private, not caring how dumb it sounded, throw his arm back and let lose his ‘grenade’ and yelled BOOM! Poles flew into the air while the remainder fled back to their trenches.
Night was beginning to fall and the fighting wound down for the day, but early the next morning the two sides were back at it again. After throwing back a few Polish attacks with their ‘rifles’ and ‘grenades’ the Germans were confident that they would win as the Poles prepared what looked like a final assault on the German lines.
As the Germans looked out from their trenches they saw the Poles advancing slowly across no-mans-land looking odd in a slightly hunched over position, muttering something. When the Polish got close enough they let loose with ‘rifles’ and ‘grenades’ to no effect. The private and his squadmates just looked at each other as the Poles came closer and closer. As the Poles reached the edges of the trenches and came down into them with the Germans and then back out the other side the Germans heard what the Poles were muttering quietly…’Tank’ ‘Tank’ ‘Tank’ over and over again.
The joke is lots funnier being told out loud with actions such as shooting, grenade throwing, and tank driving. Hopefully some of you laugh at this and if not, I promise, it was supposed to be funny.
# March 10th, 2006 at 10:49 amDoes Ben mean Domestic Partner/s rather than Colleagues? Remember Ben, The next time your funny will be the “First”
# March 10th, 2006 at 12:52 pmhey guys thanks for the piratey jig
oh and by the way when chad had nothing left to argue about in our E-mails he left me a picture of my house i guess to try and scare me off he also said this
“You’d think that living in rural Texas, you’d learn to appreciate a firearm.”
and no i wouldn’t appreaciate a gun you know why i don’t need one i don’t see the need to buy one
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:03 pmchad if you actually meant to scare me with that picture you should know i have seen it a couple times i live there
also if you actually come over with your assault rifles or any thing like it it would prove my crazed brainless gun nut theory
P.S. when you come over bring ‘yer’ teeth so you look nice and ‘purty’ you backwoods hick
you know you look alot like one of the members of the movie deliverance you know that
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:06 pmHaha. Nice Ben. You naughty Christian, you.
And I’m pretty sure that I never threatened you. I’m not a criminal. But that doesn’t matter to you, you take pleasure in “pretending” that I am, just because I’m not a gutless fairy, too afraid of guns to defend my own worthless hide.
and thats a run-on sentence. Go ahead and call me on that one too, if it makes you feel more like a man.
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:12 pmTalkin about this link?
Yer not from Texas. You can’t be. I have family in Texas, and they’d laugh yer sorry ass out of the lone star state.
All I can say is you better hope that criminals don’t read this site. Cos they know right where to find a defensless whiney b*tch.
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:16 pmyou know fear shows intelligence
a tree has nothing to be afraid of because it has no brain like i assume you do
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:25 pmonce again you aren’t the Christian you lead me to belive
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:27 pmhey Chad i think that Ryan is still waiting for a reply just you know whenever you are ready
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:28 pmYou still haven’t found my answer? I’m very dissappointed.
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:30 pmif that wasn’t a threat then what were you trying to prove?
that you can use google maps
here do it again find the capital of Texas
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:30 pmback to the NRA thing Chad why don’t you look it up you have the internet right in front of you
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:34 pmwas this your answer to Ryan?
“If you want my position on the matter, try going through my archives, till you find it. I won’t repeat myself over and over to every liberal moron who thinks he can best me.”
if so could you make it easier for us and just say it out here becuase there is so much mind numbing garbage to sort through
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:39 pmchad you sent me this qoute “You can only make sure that you
are as equally armed as the bad guys.”
we are not equally armed we have much more weapons such as nuclear weapons
and you also said “If we had stricter punishments on violent criminals they would probably
think twice before using a tool to kill someone”
Why not just make it harder for the criminal to get that “tool” that way you would save the life of whoever the criminal was attacking before the got attacked
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:47 pmhey Chad about the grandmother thing do you really think that a “Frail Grandmother” would ward off the oncoming gun wielding criminal because i would think that the criminal would probley still attack the grandmother and now he has a new gun
# March 10th, 2006 at 3:58 pm“Ben Gunn
All alone
Three long years
On Treasure Island
Half the world
Away from home
Without cheese
On Treasure Island
You can have
All the treasure
If you take me home
I’ve been bad
But I had
Three years to reform
All I need
A piece of cheese
To find my inner peace
From this dismal paradise
Take me home
Please”
This song brings a tear to my eye
Great work Benn. Pure piratey genious.
# March 10th, 2006 at 6:07 pmLast time I saw this much $|-|17, it was at a cattle ranch.
Chad - I can’t really respond to the Links for Libtards because none of them are from any kind of official news agency (and don’t even start the stuff about me being a slave of the liberal media again, because I wouldn’t even be here if I was.) There is absolutely no way I can know if any of the stuff that guy is saying is true, but suffice to say that I believe him to be greatly exagerrating the links between Al Qaeda and Hussein greatly. Despite his brutal atrocities
and undoubted WMD ambitions, Saddam’s government was (other than Israel) the only secular one in the region (even if only by name). Al Qaeda didn’t need Saddam Hussein to back them up, they had Iran, Afghanistan, etc. Plus, Al Qaeda operatives have flocked to the country since the occupation began, so that problem has by no means been solved.
“Saddam qualifies as WMD”? So does Robert Mugabe, who bulldozed half of his capital city, displacing hundreds of thousands of people and killing any opposition. So does Kim Jong Il, who is starving his country to death trying to build nukes. So does Mr. Lukashenko of Belarus, who Condi Rice called “the last true dictatorship in the center of Europe.”
Zimbabwe:
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/President_Mugabe_bulldozes_homes_of_200,000_across_Zimbabwe
North Korea (Go to “Economy”):
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/kn.html
Belarus:
http://www.data.minsk.by/belarusnews/042005/61.html
and the poem rocks.
# March 10th, 2006 at 6:28 pmBen, look most guns purchased to use in an act of Violence are purchased illegally or from shady folk. While they are already breaking the law what makes you think more laws will stop them? It seems that it would only keep the equalizer out of the hands of the people who need them to protect themselves. As Chad has already stated in the Bible it says nothing is wrong with protecting yourself and your family. So Ben why are you so contempt on having the means to protect ones family and self removed from them? That doesn’t sound to Christian of you. A reply to your actions would be great. Much obliged.
# March 10th, 2006 at 6:55 pmsorry cori i was watching a movie and a reply how many times has your family’s lives been at risk?
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:05 pmWell many my mom and dad were DEA and my Grandparents were millitary so….But recently thank the lord none, but what about those whose familys were? And you criticize chad of not answering a question and yet you dont answer mine.
# March 10th, 2006 at 8:10 pmBen, may I suggest that you refrain from commenting for a few months and just read what these people have to say. My initial response to this website, like yours, was incredulous outrage, and I made all kinds of angry comments until Chad finally banned me. After ~6 months of just reading what they had to say without being able to respond, I think I’ve come to understand, if not accept some of their positions, particularly the pro-gun stance. These people are entirely outside your social paradigm and you would do well to hear the arguments they have, this may be the only opportunity you have.
# March 11th, 2006 at 1:27 pmWow, “Whatever,” I am speechless.
# March 11th, 2006 at 3:55 pmsorry on not responding Cori i was outside cutting trees for my grandfather and no i would not like to disrespect any family that has sufferd the fate we speak of
and i was just saying that some people are over ‘protected’
# March 11th, 2006 at 4:05 pmand i am sorry if i do not respond for a while because i will be on a mission trip to New Orleans if you have any thing to say to me i will get to them when i can
# March 11th, 2006 at 4:06 pmyou still haven’t addressed to points in my comment.
# March 11th, 2006 at 7:33 pmI second JJ’s motion.
Thats funny….. i don’t remember banning you, unless you went under a different handle. I usually don’t ban people unless they’re vehemently over the line.
# March 11th, 2006 at 8:11 pmHey, I like to think you guys have learned something from me too.
I still think your anti-gay position is pretty irrelevant and dumb, and the arguments for the war in Iraq are weak at best, but it’s been refreshing to see that another point of view really does exist (it’s the kind of thing they tell you about in school, that happens “over there”, if you know what I mean.) I would encourage you guys to visit intelligent liberal sites and talk to intelligent liberals, but like intelligent conservatives, they are few and far between. (I still hate the liberal/conservative labels…)
Even you guys could do a lot better than you do, but i suppose the offhand dismissals and insults that you sling at most people who disagree with you are something of a defense mechanism at the amazing amounts of morons that come your way.
In a way it’s pathetic that this is the only place were I can communicate with “conservatives”, but better than nothing…:cool:
# March 11th, 2006 at 9:17 pmOh yeah, my old name was Charlton Heston, i think…
# March 11th, 2006 at 9:18 pmWow. Ya know, those last few comments from Ben… Seems like he has a whole lot going on in his life. Maybe on his mission trip to New Orleans he’ll see why some people need guns to defend themselves. Remember the shooting? Although, he’ll probably come back with the idea that “guns should be banned and things like that wouldn’t happen” blah blah blah bull crap. Go figure.
# March 13th, 2006 at 6:15 amFunny isnt it. Ben completly avoided my question. And complain and accuses chad of doing the same thing
# March 13th, 2006 at 8:51 pmIs there such a thing as an “Intelligent Liberal”
# March 14th, 2006 at 2:37 pmI believe thats what we call an oxymoron, Mike.
# March 14th, 2006 at 3:01 pmIs there such thing as an intelligent human being?
heh.
# March 14th, 2006 at 7:27 pmUhhh…. I guess we could expect that from you, W. Is it Madison, WI you’re in?
# March 14th, 2006 at 8:15 pmMe? No… although the Onion is based in Wisconsin, so it must be good. I live in Maryland, the suburbs of DC, which is why I find this site so interesting…
# March 15th, 2006 at 5:59 pmHey Corti i would like to answer your Question now i was talking about the idae of the places that make guns shut those down then the shady folk would not sell them and no one would get them illegaly because the would not be able to get
and i know some people that are cops very well and they say that most oold or inept people when getting robbed are more likely to get shot now instead of just losing some material possesions and then the criminal would have another gun too.
P.S. i am niether liberal or conservative i am niether thier are thing on both sides i don’t like
# March 18th, 2006 at 11:14 amSo, BG, let’s hear about New Orleans.
# March 18th, 2006 at 7:20 pmmy job with the group i was with was we went in and clean out all the houses we had to go in because some of the owners were not emotionally strong enough to go back in thier house. we stripped the house of everything down to the studs. the worst thing we faced was a couple of fridges that had not been cleaned out in 7 months so the contnets turned into a sort of soup that smelled nasty
# March 19th, 2006 at 11:46 amwe stayed in a school building that had been cleared out and we had about one pancake and some oatmeal for breakfast, penutbutter and jelly sandwich for lunch and a mixture of turkey and gravy with a of green beans for dinner
# March 19th, 2006 at 11:48 amDude, thats sick. I had a freezer that got accidentally unplugged in my garage and a bunch of meat spoiled. I still have that scent in my nose and its been over a year now. And that was just a couple days… i cant imagine 7 months.
# March 19th, 2006 at 12:28 pmWow. Nasty stuff. The heat’ll do that to stuff in a hurry. Pancakes, oatmeal, PB&J, and turkey, gravy, and green beans? Not too shabby. Hope you’re not complainin.
# March 20th, 2006 at 2:23 pmnope its better than nothing and watching your memories smashed in a pile in your front yard like those poor souls we helped
# March 20th, 2006 at 6:25 pm