Pass The Ammo

Here are a few interesting questions that will make for some stimulating conversation, I’m sure. Chuck sent these out to several bloggers, and I kinda slacked on getting them up.

1. What issues are going to be most critical in the next Presidential election?

I’ll bet you all guessed correctly, when you figgered I’d say: Guns. I love my guns. My guns love me. Take my lovlies away… and bad things happen. So if you’re running for the next election… and you’re reading my humble opinions, please remember that the Second Ammendment is in place in case you ignore all the others.

Next I would have to go with immigration. It is getting way outta hand, and it’s time we sealed the borders up tigher then a ducks ass. Illegals are sapping our economy to a husk. Illegals are spreading crime, drugs, and anti-American sentiment with every square foot of American soil that they trudge across. It must be stopped before it’s too late. They’re needs to be fear in the hearts of anyone attempting to illegally enter our country. Fear for their lives.

Iraq. Yup… I want the next president to give the complete controls of the war in the middle east to our Generals. Leave the civy’s out of it. Let the Commanding Officers do what they do best. Git in there, kick ass, take names, and leave. We shoulda blitzed that blasted desert and been done with it.

2. Should convicted felons re-gain rights to vote, own or carry guns, hold public office, and serve on a jury?

This is an interesting one. There’s alot of different aspects to it. But I do like what Chuck wrote. And I feel that my convictions are pretty similar. No guns for violent felons. If yer a doctor, and went to the pen for malpractice… it ain’t right to take away his right to defend himself and his family (if he still has one).

As for public office… what the hell… if traitors like John Kerry can get away with what they pulled… then I believe that felons (and traitors) already run for public office.

And there’s no need to let a felon serve on a jury. I believe thats common sense.

3. Should the government legalize illicit drugs, thereby allowing tax revenues and easing the burden on prisons for drug-related crimes?

The government should never legalize illicit drugs. sheesh. It’s time to stop backing down against the invasion of corruption. Put yer boots on boy, and start kickin ass. No more lettin’ drug pushers get away with short sentences… make em wish they were never born! Bring back torture devices, like the boot!

4. What is the best thing that ever happened to you, outside of marriage, and children?

Woah. This turned all personal on me. I wasn’t ready for it… I was all good and ready to torture peope, and now I gotta get all touchy feely. This is akward. The best thing that ever happened to me. I can’t really think of something that would qualify as being the “best thing ever”. I know that moving to Idaho is way up there. My first house is pretty good too. I guess I can go with a recent event. My best dog died, and right after the sadness of the event, a new dog came into my life. He’s curled up asleep behind me, right now. I’ll make a post about him soon.

5. If you had one wish, what would it be?

Isn’t the only answer to this one “I wish for unlimited wishes” ???

If not then I would wish that I had my own theme music. So everywhere I went, my cool theme music would play. Kinda like on Last Action Hero. And yes… I got this idea from Family Guy.

This is the most important day of the year, to a true follower of Christ. Let us celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

Acts 10:34a, 37-43

Peter proceeded to speak and said:
“You know what has happened all over Judea,
beginning in Galilee after the baptism
that John preached,
how God anointed Jesus of Nazareth
with the Holy Spirit and power.
He went about doing good
and healing all those oppressed by the devil,
for God was with him.
We are witnesses of all that he did
both in the country of the Jews and in Jerusalem.
They put him to death by hanging him on a tree.
This man God raised on the third day and granted that he be visible,
not to all the people, but to us,
the witnesses chosen by God in advance,
who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead.
He commissioned us to preach to the people
and testify that he is the one appointed by God
as judge of the living and the dead.
To him all the prophets bear witness,
that everyone who believes in him
will receive forgiveness of sins through his name.”

It was spring of 2003. I had been wanting a hound dog for years, and this was the year that I was gonna get one. I was ready to search the internet, but I decided to check out the local Humane Society first. I originally had a bloodhound on my mind, but that all changed when I met Copper. He was a black and tan coonhound, and boy did he have the look.

He was already a born pickup truck dog. When ever I drove off without him… I could feel his pain. Riding in the truck was his idea of heaven. And if he wasn’t riding shotgun, he woulden’t stop bellering out the side of the truck bed. He was friendly as can be, knew to sit, and come… he was great. He went everywhere with me that year. To the lake to swim, to Jeff’s barn for riding and cleaning stalls. He was my best friend.
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Spent my first night in MY new home. Yup. I’m a homeowner at the innocent age of 23. Got the interweb hooked up, but my computer isn’t. I haven’t checked the site in one day, and I find it flooded with sweet delicious spam. I’ll give you guys an update on the house, when I get better settled in. I gotta unpack alot of crap now.

Got this in my inbox. Thanks Rick.

I’m about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I’m going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. Because I only expect to be in Mexico long enough for my children to get a quality free education (or until they want to have children), I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I’m on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won’t make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don’t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Guav sent me these two links. Course, I’ve been hearing about this first one all over the morning talk radio. So there’s been plenty of mockery of this guy.

(Story 1) Apparently, he found an old 40mm round, while he was out hunting. He’s a teacher in Ventura, CA. So he’s been using this thing as a paperweight, while foolishly believing it to not be live. So one day he tries to smash a bug on his desk with the grenade, and it goes off. He was the only one injured.

(Story 2) This ones my favorite. haha.

Albany– A man was shot today inside an East Albany clothing store. He was a customer, who apparently tried to intimidate the store owner into selling him a shirt at a discount.

But he ended up paying full price for the shirt and leaving the store with a bullet in his abdomen. A crowd gathered outside the Shackleford Shopping Center as this strange shooting unfolded.

Thirty-year old Jahwar Harris walked into the High Dollar Fashions store, and offered the owner $15 for a shirt. The owner told him it was $25, so Harris laid a pistol on the counter and asked the owner ‘how much he’d take for it now?’

“He asked for a shirt, placed a weapon, a handgun up on the counter, the part-time owner took the weapon and put it in his pocket,” said Lt. Tracey Barnes of the Albany Police Department That’s right. With the customer’s gun now in his own pocket, store co-owner Damien Gardner continued with the checkout. Continue »

Okay, I owe you guys a friggin post around here. My apologies. I gotta whole lot on my plate, of late. So I’ll see what I got here.

First off. My brother and I, got a house. Yup. We went in together, and came out nicely. 4 beds, 2 baths. nice back yard. It’s in town though. So I can’t exactly put up a pistol range in the backyard. At least the woods are still close enough.

So this has been the main reason why I’ve been pretty busy. Packin up the place, cleaning… plus the wifey is 7 and a half months prego. Which is a whole nother story.

So she’s fat n sassy. She’s askin me if I’m hungry, right now. heh. oh wait. I guess we’re goin to del taco…. at 11pm. thats awesome. Um. Guav sent me a couple of links I’ll post about later. You’ve probably already heard about the assbag that had a live 40mm round for a paperweight.

I’ll be back.