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05.05.06

Kennedy: Police report filed in car crash, but no charges (News Link)

CAPITOL HILL A spokeswoman says Congressman Patrick Kennedy has “no knowledge of any citations” from his early morning crash yesterday.His office received a police report this morning on the car crash.

A statement from Capitol Police says officers “are continuing to investigate.”

A police union official has said officers were ordered to send the congressman home. The union official says Kennedy appeared intoxicated and officers smelled alcohol.

In a statement, the Rhode Island Democrat says he took medication prescribed by a doctor, but didn’t drink anything before the crash. Kennedy also says he never asked for “preferential treatment.”

His father is Senator Edward Kennedy.

Too bad he coulden’t have ended up at the bottom of a lake, like that one girl. This ‘No punishment for Kennedys’ is getting really old. What we need is some good ol’ fashioned Idaho Honky Justice. String em up.

6 Responses

  1. Gravatar Whatever Says

    Nice promo for the T-shirt. :wink:

  2. Gravatar Chad Says

    Just a harmless plug. Whats funny is how often I sell those shirts to folks in other states.

  3. Gravatar erik Says

    yea, I saw him on tv. He just looks like a drunk

  4. Gravatar me Says

    You’d think after this whole “Kennedy Curse” thing people would catch on.

  5. Gravatar Whatever Says

    This is has been a good week for Washington-style stories, first this and the Porter Goss gets fired amidst the obligatory “web of intrigue”… Our government is nothing if not entertaining.

  6. Gravatar me Says

    Except that senator Biden guy, trees shoot themselves when he speaks!


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