al-Zarqawi Killed
06.08.06Doesn’t that just give you the warm fuzzies deep down in yer gut? I know it does for me. There’s nothing as satisfying as freshly dead terrorists. Today is gonna be a good day for me. I’ll just enjoy this cup of joe, toast, and fox news reports.
Apparently, we dropped a 500 pound bomb where Zarqawi and seven of his filthy aides were hiding out. So I’d just like to congratulate the troops for a job well done. Go Team America!
This just in from Russ!
The Star Spangled Banter
(Zarqawi Version)Oh say did you see that bright flash of light?
You so proudly we nailed at the twilight’s last gleaming…
Though we bet you saw stars on your very last night,
O’er the networks we watched your ass silently steaming…
And the rockets red glare spreading your ass everywhere,
Gave proof through the night that you’re no longer there…
Oh say does our banter now waft o’er your grave,
From the land of the free and the home of the brave…Russ Vaughn








I’m glad he’s dead too, the man was pure evil. Just wish we had done it in 2002 or 2003 when we first had the chance. A lot more Iraqi civilians and U.S. soldiers would be alive right now if we had.
# June 8th, 2006 at 10:26 amwell… hindsight is 20-20. But I’d love to go out and shoot my guns off too!
# June 8th, 2006 at 10:42 amWhere is the gun control police, they are only using one hand
# June 8th, 2006 at 11:06 amHindsight isn’t 20/20 in this case—we already knew he was a dangerous terrorist. That was the whole thing: Bush used the fact that Zarqawi was a dangerous terrorist as an argument for why we had to invade Iraq.
But we didn’t have to invade and occupy Iraq to kill Zarqawi and his organization, we had three seperate chances to do exactly what was done yesterday—drop a bomb on his filthy head. Years ago.
The Pentagon at three different times could have killed Zarqawi before the invasion, but the White House wouldn’t let them—Bush needed to be able to say “there are terrorists in Iraq.” If we killed Zarqawi when we should have, Bush wouldn’t have been able to say that, and would have lost one of his major “justifications” for invading Iraq in the first place.
It was a purely cynical political decision, and who knows how many Iraqi civilians and U.S. troops would be alive if we had taken him out then. He wouldn’t have been able to saw Nick Berg’s head off of his body, that’s for sure.
# June 8th, 2006 at 12:08 pmWell if thats the case, then it’s not even hindsight. I didn’t know about previous opportunities.
# June 8th, 2006 at 1:00 pmOne thing I know for sure, he is doing the backstroke in a Lake of Fire right now.
# June 8th, 2006 at 2:57 pmGuav, you can’t Bush bash and not mention how terrorist friendly Bubba Clinton was during his presidency. We wouldv’e never had 9/11 if he would’ve killed that dirty bastard, Osama. Just sayin.
# June 8th, 2006 at 3:17 pmAll I can say is. “Well done boys!”
PS… No man, your previous layout was way better and this darkness man! We have enough power cuts in Seffrika, no need to remind us when we visit your site dude!
# June 8th, 2006 at 11:05 pm#4, Pity you were not visiting when those bombs dropped… you anti war bunch need a good few klappe to make you wake and smell the roses… The mujh are on an all out attack worldwide to TAKE OVER THE WORLD… even us Seffrikens can see that!
# June 8th, 2006 at 11:10 pmActually, Guav doesn’t really qualify as anti-war… just… anti… uhh… stuff. yea.
# June 9th, 2006 at 12:05 amActually, Zarqawi had to suffer a little bit, he didnt die in the initial bombing, when U.S. troops went to asses the damage and conduct a… uh… body count, he made a move to escape but was mortally wounded, didnt get far.
# June 9th, 2006 at 6:45 amRobC: As Chad correctly noted, I’m not anti-war, I’m anti-Iraq war. Huge difference. I find it odd that you wish I was dead simply because I am stating that we should have dropped a bomb on Zarqawi’s evil head years ago when we first had the opportunities rather than four years later. What exactly is your stance here? That waiting four years was wise?
Are you even thinking about what you’re saying, or is that just your knee-jerk reaction anything critical that is said about the way this war has been prosecuted? Use your head, not your gut—guts can’t think.
JJ: As you know, I’d be perfectly happy to discuss Osama bin Laden and 9/11 and Clinton with you, but this isn’t the thread to muck up with that. Osama isn’t and wasn’t in Iraq, and 9/11 was not planned in Iraq. It was planned in Afghanistan, the invasion of which I supported.
For the sake of argument, let’s say I agreed with your assertion Clinton caused 9/11 by failing to kill Osama—WTF does that have to do with Bush’s decision to let Zarqawi live on three seperate occasions? Nothing. It has nothing to do with it. It doesn’t justify or validate it at all. So stay focused on the topic of the thread: Zarqawi getting blowed up real good.
# June 9th, 2006 at 7:00 amHey Guav,
when are we gonna meet dude? You gotta come over sometime so we can shoot guns and have some of these intensely intellectual chats whilst holding high caliber rifles and handguns n’ such. And by the way…”knee-jerk”, I love that one. Good one, dude. Thanks for reminding me.
p.s. - I like yer style…we should be together.
# June 9th, 2006 at 8:36 am[...] I’m sure you’ve found plenty of news feeds on it…I’m kinda late on this one. But PTA’s got a fun little discussion goin on. Join that one all of you intellectual types! [...]
# June 9th, 2006 at 10:32 amHeath, I wish I could quit you.
# June 9th, 2006 at 12:17 pmSo now what? Now that the scumbag is dead. Do you guys think that things will get better or worse?
# June 9th, 2006 at 4:21 pmAbout the same. Sorry, no spray-on cures these days.
# June 9th, 2006 at 4:36 pmI know, lets spend a huge chunk of the war budget R&D’ing feasible fuesl like H3 and Plasma/electron reaction fuels, battery technology for cars etc. Then when they want to blow each other back into the 5th century (In the name of Allah, the magnificent), where they would feel at home, we can sip tea and laugh at their stupid asses instead of dumping blood into the problem.
I just read this
# June 9th, 2006 at 7:30 pmGuav, dude, chill out you silly little libertarian. I was just pointing out the fact that you are always the first to Bush-Bash, yet it’s funny how little you bash others who are just as guilty or more than ole Dubya. It was really just an observation ore than anything.
And another thing, don’t tell me what do. You aint my mama. Since when does our comments ever stay 100% on the specific topic of the post. Have you not been reading this blog for like a year now? Get a life. Damn New Yorkers.
# June 9th, 2006 at 8:01 pmJohn Madden: OOoooo. And Conservative team player JJ pulled the New York card on the libertarian teams best player, Guavo.
Other guy: wow. That was a bit below the belt. Let’s see how Guav is going to play this one out.
John Madden: I’m pretty sure it’s gonna be a factual beginning on Bush, then followed by an extremely homo-erotic comment on their love/hate relationship.
# June 9th, 2006 at 8:15 pmI heard the great news on the radio when I was driving home today. I think I had a smile on my face the entire day!!
# June 9th, 2006 at 10:36 pmFighting Falcons, Vipers, Lawn Darts, call ‘em what ya want….I call em….ON TIME, ON TARGET… Once in awhile, intell does get it right.
# June 10th, 2006 at 11:24 amwow its been a while since i have been on but man i have missed all of this.
# June 11th, 2006 at 7:02 pmYou’re right JJ, I shouldn’t tell you not to deflect the conversation into completely irrelevant territory. I apologize.
Look, I criticized Bush’s handling of Zarqawi because Bush is the president right now. Why the heck would I bring up some Clinton crap when we’re talking about Zarqawi getting peaced out? It’s got nothing to do with it.
I mean, you are aware that Bill Clinton is no longer president, right?
And throwing stuff Clinton did or did not do is not only irrelevant, but silly when it comes to me—I’m very critical of Bill Clinton on many grounds, and although I think he was a far better president than Bush, I’m wasn’t a huge fan. I could criticize many things that Clinton did: NAFTA, the 1996 Telecommunications act, the bombing of Kosovo, cheating on his wife and lying about it, etc.
But why would I, when we’re talking about Zarqawi? Bringing up Clinton is just what Bush-worshippers do when they’re faced with one of the president’s many failings, they deflect things to some unrelated Clinton matter.
Every president is responsible for their own mistakes.
# June 12th, 2006 at 5:10 pmWow, that’s the smug jackassyness from Guav that we have all grown to love. Glib, rude, and uninterested in anything except what he deems as appropriate historical perspective. What’s even funnier is that 6 months from now he will be whining about how I once called him “glib” and how vicious I am.
haha, damn Clinton lovin’ New Yorkers
# June 12th, 2006 at 8:04 pmHey Chad, I like the new colors much better. Good touch.
# June 12th, 2006 at 8:08 pmNo, JJ, I’m perfectly interested in discussing Clinton’s many failings with you (I can’t believe I forgot to mention the AWB) and I’m happy to talk about the “Clinton let Osama go” meme with you.
Just not if it’s a way for you to deflect criticism from Bush. It’s not relevant at all to this thread, and I fail to see why I should have mentioned Clinton in my initial comment. Sorry, I don’t get it.
(Odd how you’re calling me a “Clinton lover” simply because I don’t want to talk about Clinton in a thread about Zarqawi, especially since I’ve said nothing about Clinton other than things I criticized him for—I haven’t said anything positive about him. That makes me a Clinton lover?)
# June 13th, 2006 at 9:16 amWhat’s really odd is how you call me a Bush-crony when all I did was mention Clinton. I was just making an observation, not trying to subvert your brilliant thesis on Zarqawi. Get over yourself dude.
# June 13th, 2006 at 2:36 pmYou two are such cutie pies.
# June 13th, 2006 at 4:08 pmI said you were doing what Bush cronies do, not that you were one. Perhaps you’re as ambivalent about Bush as I am about Clinton, but I haven’t gotten that feeling from you based on past discussions.
And you weren’t just “making an observation,” you told me that I COULDN’T criticize Bush’s previous inaction on Zarqawi without making some obligatory condemnation of some arbitrary decade-old Bill Clinton mistake—”you can’t Bush bash and not mention how Clinton….”
It’s only acceptable to criticize Bush if I also criticize Clinton in the same breath? Sorry JJ, that’s nonsense. If we were discussing Osama bin Laden and 9/11 then your claim would be relevant and I’d address it. But we’re not, so it’s just a typical deflection of criticism of our Fearless Leader.
(I think this the part where I’m supposed to make some vague homoerotic comment about you, right?)
# June 13th, 2006 at 7:30 pmYes, it usually comes toward the end of your technicallity, pecker hair, filled comments.
# June 14th, 2006 at 4:29 pmYes, after a long string of your typically irrelevant comments, full of false information and ad hominem attacks—usually right after you accuse me of doing something that you just did yourself.
# June 14th, 2006 at 7:32 pmFalse information? Oh yea, i forget, if it aint in the Times it never happened… yeaaaaaaaaaa.
“ad hominem?” dude speaka de ingles round here you tattooed yuppie. Oh crap, I just insulted you again. sweet…:cool:
# June 16th, 2006 at 2:36 pmAd hominem is a commonly used term, you don’t need to speak Latin to be familiar with it. An ad hominem attack involves responding to an argument or assertion by attacking the person making the argument or assertion rather than the argument itself.
It’s generally the only type of argument you ever present, and this thread is a perfect example of that.
# June 17th, 2006 at 9:17 pmI was just kidding around, Guav. But while you bring it up, this thread is a perfect example of how self-righteous you are. I mentioned before, “get over yourself.”
# June 18th, 2006 at 6:21 amOf course you are, JJ, you’re always “just kidding.” That’s how it goes:
1. I make an assertion with which you disagree.
2. You respond by making ad hominem attacks.
3. I take exception to it, so you say you were “only kidding” and call me self-righteous for having the audacity to call you on it.
It’s very rare that you actually engage the arguments themselves. And come on, JJ—you’re not kidding. Nobody thinks you’re joking when you make those comments to me, least of all me … It’s how you really think of me, so why the charade?
# June 18th, 2006 at 7:15 amYou two are like a married couple with love hate relationship although everybody knows it and just had to point it out if someoen hasn’t already
# June 18th, 2006 at 8:02 amDude, my first comment on this thread was just making a rational observation about your tendency to Bush-bash. This, like any other comment I make, puts your po’ lil’ heart into a tizzy. So I like agging you on…sue me. I think it’s rather entertaining to say the least. You get so matter-of-fact, and then away goes your ego.
If you wanna call me a Bush-crony, ad hominem arguer, or a blowhole go for it man. I think its funny. I like coming back at you. And yes, I am just kidding around on this website. You want real discussion go over to my website http://www.GodGunsGlory.com and poop your little nuggets of “truth.” But don’t think you are gunna fool everyone on here into believing you are better than me. You aren’t.
Any arguement you would like to engage in lets have it. Granted, it won’t be as fun, having to click on all you hyperlinks to New York Times articles but I am willing to make that sacrifice for my cute little tattooed yuppie from New York.
# June 18th, 2006 at 11:57 am