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Yoga is Dangerous

02.28.07

I love statistics. I wonder who has the job of finding them all out. Today’s statistic is that in the year 2005, there were over 5,000 yoga related injuries.

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Incidently, There were 0 injuries reported for sitting on the couch, drinking beer, and watching ‘Most Shocking Police Videos‘. I think we all know what we need to do.

13 Responses

  1. Gravatar Guav Says

    I wonder what the statistics are for how many men in 2005 whilst doing yoga looked like total fags.

  2. Gravatar Chad Says

    I’m pretty sure, it has to be something like 100%

  3. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    No way dude….I never look like a total fag.

  4. Gravatar Scott Says

    I bet most of the injuries were by novices, or people who didn’t know what they were doing. It isn’t hard to do Yoga without getting hurt.

  5. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    HAHAHA! He linked a yoga club…what a fag.

  6. Gravatar Chris Says

    The injuries were all from men trying to fellate themselves.

  7. Gravatar Chad Says

    Yes, scott is the clever spamer. He really gets in, and makes the comment legitimate. It’s like… we’ve been friends for so long…

    Chris - haha. thats probably not far from the truth.

  8. Gravatar JJ Says

    I found this on the web:

  9. Gravatar JJ Says

    and downloaded it for all to see the real truth about Chad and yoga…

    http://godgunsglory.com/images//yoga2.jpg

  10. Gravatar Chad Says

    dude…. thats a party foul. :lol:

  11. Gravatar Heath C. Says

    BWaaa hahahaaaa!!

  12. Gravatar cs Says

    JJ!!! You rule bud! :lol:

  13. Gravatar roadwarrior Says

    :shock:Ha!!!! I do that every other Sunday……..pussy