Pass The Ammo

And More Massacre’s To Follow, Thanks To Gun Control

It has been reported that an arsenal of black, shiny, scary, semi-automatic type firearms have gone on a shooting rampage, killing 30 or more students at Virginia Tech.

ABC News has just put up a poll on wether or not guns being allowed to live are the reason. So far a bunch of extremist, murdering type conservatives think guns don’t cause crime.

I think it’s safe to say that its a good thing that HB 1572, which would have allowed handguns on college campuses was shot down by a subcommittee (no pun intended) at the beginning of last year. Had that law passed, guns would have gone on a shooting rampage of epic proportions, most likely exterminating everyone except criminals. For an unbeknownst reason, guns only target law abiding citizens who refuse to defend themselves.

Better yet, ABC brilliantly uncovers the cold hard fact, that guns cause crime, BUT guns with high capacity magazines cause ALOT of crime! (yet they offer an advertisement to “stock up” on such evil things. ABC = gun loving murderers)

Update! It appears they are looking for an asian man who might have been in cahoots with the guns going on the rampage. Alert ABC to run a poll asking if we need more asian control.