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I like the tank one
# August 24th, 2007 at 11:08 ammake one with a us soldier standing there and write Jihadist Kryptonite or something like that. (not extremely clever i know, but im sure you can think of something)
# August 28th, 2007 at 10:00 pmOther than ending slavery, fascism, communism and nazism, war never solved anything.
# August 29th, 2007 at 3:28 amTess - Indeed that one is a classic. But I’m not sure if that would be infringing on Protest Warrior.
# August 29th, 2007 at 8:48 amIs a shirt with the picture of JJ in the assless chaps out of the question?
# August 29th, 2007 at 11:07 amTess, you’re aware that most of the rest of the Western world ended slavery before we did, and it didn’t require war at all, right?
Maybe I didn’t get the memo—correct me if I’m wrong—but aren’t Cuba, China, North Korea and Vietnam all still communist? So much for ending communism.
As far as the collapse of the Soviet Union goes, war didn’t defeat it—we didn’t invade the USSR (unless I slept through it). We outspent them in the arms race and the regime collapsed under it’s own inadequacies. That, containment, and domestic pressure at home caused the collapse of the Soviet Union, not war.
On the other hand, it does appear that fascism is pretty well defeated through war, although I think it would be a stretch to say that fascism has been “ended.” It should also be noted that WWII itself was pretty much a result of WWI, so yeah, war “solved” WWII, but it also caused it (and WWI was one of the dumbest, most poinless wars to start with).
I’m not a pacifist and I am not anti-war in a general sense (although I oppose some of them), but war itself is rarely the solution to anything—going to war is just sometimes a necessary reaction to other’s warmaking.
That’s a pretty stupid slogan when it comes down to it.
# August 29th, 2007 at 12:40 pmYer mom’s a pretty stupid…slogan..when…dangit. Shut up Richard.
I second the motion for JJ in assless chaps right on the front of the shirt. But Guav better be on the back with that sweet green Man Thong he’s been telling me all about lately.
# August 30th, 2007 at 5:45 amMy mom is dead.
# August 30th, 2007 at 8:37 am
# September 2nd, 2007 at 2:49 amHahaha PSYCH!
# September 3rd, 2007 at 9:55 amI suppose I could donate some of my most hot and luscious underground pics for the good of this t-shirt site. Im most certain that it would be a best-seller… but of course I would want a percentage.
# September 3rd, 2007 at 10:35 amHey Guav, you should come down to Buenos Aires, Argentina with me the first week of October. It would be super-fun. I will pack the assless chaps, you pack the ruffies.
# September 3rd, 2007 at 10:38 amYa know Guav…if I were not scarred from an incident that occurred back in ‘05 I would have been all over adding to the mother jokes despite your “dead mother” claim….
Let’s just say it was not only really embarrassing for me, but it also emotionally scarred me for life…kinda sorta.
OK so it was just really embarrassing I guess. But from that point on, anytime someone uses the “my mother’s dead” line after I throw out a “yo mama” joke…I shut my trap.
# September 3rd, 2007 at 6:00 pmAs well you should, Heath.
But yeah, I just thought your response to my comment was hysterical, and I was jealous that it was so stupidly clever in Napoleon Dynamite type way, so I had to ruin your fun. I have to admit though, I really did laught out loud.
JJ, ate you really going to Argentina?
# September 4th, 2007 at 9:26 amYes sir, on business. Should be pretty fun.
# September 4th, 2007 at 3:08 pmI’m jealous. I want to go
# September 4th, 2007 at 4:40 pmDepending on how big you are maybe I could stuff you in my suitcase. I hope yur flexible.
# September 4th, 2007 at 6:08 pmI am not too large.
# September 4th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
OOoooh! *imagines Guav being flexible…..*
# September 4th, 2007 at 9:56 pm