Bear Season Opens
09.20.07Jonas and I have been headin out to the woods lately. Bear season is open till the end of October, so we’ve been out patrolling beauty creek saddle. Plenty of sign (read sh*t) up there, so now we’re gonna lay some bait down. Typically, we use the innerds of local liberals for bait, but this year we’ll go with Hershey syrup and fish.
Incidentally, a young black bear has been spotted roaming my neighborhood. I guess I could just sit on the tailgate in my driveway, with my rifle. But I guess there’s no shooting in city limits, so I’ll have to resort to my Buck knife, and wrassling the bear down.
HAHA!! DO IIIT!! And you need to get Jonas to video the whole fight too!
# September 20th, 2007 at 2:14 pmI am the video guy round these parts. If anyone gets to video Chad being mauled by a bear, it’s me.
# September 20th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Thanks for rootin for the home team, big guy.
# September 20th, 2007 at 2:30 pmOH yah, I forgot you tag along on the huntin trips to record all the crazy stuff that goes on. Plus you got that sweet camera of yours. OK You’re hired! And try to get good angles when he’s gettin tossed around. I want a very cinematic effect.
# September 20th, 2007 at 2:34 pmUnfortunately I don’t have that sweet camera anymore (my beautiful Canon GL2). Now I use a gay little $150 low res camera that fits in my pocket (RCA Small Wonder).
Bought it for my wife so she could put it in her purse and easily make little vids of the kids to put on Youtube for her family to see. She has yet to do that by the way.
# September 20th, 2007 at 3:42 pmdude, what happened to my avatar?
# September 20th, 2007 at 3:43 pmAh that sucks! That camera was freakin sweet too! I remember lookin at those back in high school photography class and wantin to get one to make skate vids of me and the home dawgs. So what happened to the camera by the way?
# September 20th, 2007 at 4:02 pmYou might not be logged in. That prolly ’splains why some are showing and some aren’t.
# September 20th, 2007 at 4:06 pmI wanna see Chad try to stand on a bear’s feet and pull it’s guts out through it’s body by pulling up on it’s arms. That will rule.
# September 20th, 2007 at 5:28 pmDon’t tempt me guav. I cave to peer pressure. after all… i’ve got a reputation to uphold.
# September 20th, 2007 at 5:54 pmI could picture Chad n Jonas both pulling opposite sides of the bear after the whole stepping on the feet thing didn’t pan out. Like tug-o-war…but with a bear.
# September 20th, 2007 at 6:00 pmI’m pretty sure I’d just chain one end of the bear to a tree, and the other to my truck hitch. That’d do the job quick n easy. no need to hurt my back any more than i already have.
# September 20th, 2007 at 6:04 pmIf I am ever lost in the woods in the dead of winter I would kill me a bear, then slice him up the middle and crawl inside his guts to stay warm. Kinda like Luke Skywalker did with that one giant white horse-dinosaur thingy in Star Wars. Or the British survivor dude on Discovery channel did with the dead, bloated, dear.
# September 20th, 2007 at 6:07 pmhey there I am.
# September 20th, 2007 at 6:13 pmI think I’m going to be sick…
# September 20th, 2007 at 6:16 pmI’ve never tried bear, what it taste like?
# September 20th, 2007 at 8:29 pmObviously like chicken…I mean…that’s what everything taste’s like.
# September 20th, 2007 at 8:31 pmI’m a bit more interested in the pelt. Wouldn’t mind havin that on the wall.
# September 20th, 2007 at 8:52 pmI just wanna sleep inside one.
# September 21st, 2007 at 1:24 amYer sick…
# September 21st, 2007 at 3:11 amJJ, maybe you could try building a fire before crawling inside a dead Tauntaun hehe
# September 21st, 2007 at 7:27 ami wonder when tauntaun season opens. i can’t find them anywhere on the fish and game website.
# September 21st, 2007 at 7:48 amDepending on what it has been eating (apparently fish and chocolate syrup in your neck of the woods), bear isn’t all that bad. More like a heavy pork than chicken though.
If you wrap the roasts from the hind quarter with bacon and roast them on a spit over your BBQ, they’re excellent. (They’re not moose or elk mind you)
Have fun Chad.
# September 21st, 2007 at 9:55 amHaha. Thanks Jason. The bear here eat huckleberries and the like. They’re actually being pushed into town because of the drought we’ve been having has affected plant growth.
# September 21st, 2007 at 11:12 amI wonder what TaunTaun tastes like…
# September 21st, 2007 at 1:38 pmI’m pretty sure its got a beefy spicy taste.
# September 21st, 2007 at 2:03 pm*cue macho man randy savage voice*