Pass The Ammo

So it came time to pay the hosting bill for my brothers website. Now, I’ve been with these guys for a few years on a couple sites, and they really are the biggest bunch of foreign douche bags you could get to host a site. I’ve even had to call visa to have them refund cards that were billed without warning or reason. Anyways, I love to hate them, and as they do not offer a telephone number anywhere on their site, the most you can do is post in a support forum, or chat live.

So I use every live chat I get with these clowns, to be the biggest douche bag, most condescending, racist bastard that I can. And I don’t even feel guilty for it. It’s awesome.

Here’s what went down today.

Bob: Welcome to EHostPros.com 24/7 Live Support
Bob: How can i help you ?
Chad: hey, can you resend the billing login info to the account holder for passthebrass.com? can’t find it, and the site just got suspended
Bob: please provide the billing contact email id
Chad: cant you just send it to the account holder? i have several email accounts
Chad: i dont know which one i used
Bob: please provide last 4 digits of your cc
Bob: and also your billing address
Chad: billing address?
Chad: dude
Chad: just send the billing login info, to whoever owns the domain
Chad: i know that sounds really complicated, but i believe in you
Bob: without confirmation we can’t send you the login info
Chad: i dont want it
Chad: i want you to send it to the account owner
Chad: do you speak american?
Bob: we have already sent the invoice to account holder
Bob: on 2007/10/16
Chad: does that invoice include the billing login???
Chad: obviously not, or he would have paid it
Bob: no
Chad: once again, i hate to confound your intelligence, but please send the billing login to the same guy you sent the invoice to.
Chad: i know you can do it.
Bob: ok
Bob: we will send
Chad: really?
Chad: do you pinky promise?
Bob: and also we have sent so many notices about these invoice
Chad: im sure you did.
Bob: but the owner has not responding
Chad: but without the login, its kind of a tuffy to pay that sh–
Chad: surprised you didnt know that.
Bob: if he want login info he has to contact us
Chad: well… thanks for sending that out. see? it wasn’t that hard after all!
Chad: and what if this is him?
Bob: we will send
Chad: and I just didnt feel like proving credit cards, billing addresses and a whole bunch of other horse sh–…
Chad: its all just so much more easy and magical, when you can just send it as you did.
Chad: i just want you to know that im very proud of you, and that im rooting for you to get a raise.
Chad: whats the currency in douchbagistan, anyways?
Chad: and if Bob is your first name, what is your middle and last? abdul hameed jubal mohammad ackheem?
Bob: you can clear your invoice dues through c or paypal
Chad: you aren’t answering my very important support questions.
Bob: we have already sent the invoice to the owner of this account
Chad: but you never promised that you sent the login and password too
Chad: can you promise me that you did?
Chad: Can you swear on the Koran?
Chad: or mohammed perhaps?
Chad: i just need a verbal promise is all..
Chad: it doesn’t need to be fancy
Bob: please provide any of the confirmation details of the owner
Chad: so… you’re telling me you did not send the billing login? how is he ever going to send you paypal pesos if he can’t login?
Bob: we have already sent so many notices about these invoice
Chad: Bob… I thought we covered all this ground, and now we’re taking steps back…. okay, lets start from square one… The account owner, who happens to be a very good friend of mine, asked me… to ask Bob at ehost, if Bob could please send the billing login. And now Bob is saying he only sends invoices. but… but… my friend already has tons of invoices… And how does he pay an invoice if he cant login???
Chad: answer me that, bob ol’ buddy.
Bob: as per your request we will send the billing information to the owner of this account email id which is in our records
Chad: oh snap
Chad: well… bless your little heart.
Bob: Thank you
Bob: Do you have any other questions ?
Chad: i’ll be sure to give my buddy a jingle and let him know you sent that on its way. i know that he’s chomping at the bit to send you his money. with such quality service that you guys provide… unbeatable.
Chad: the best.
Chad: on the whole interweb.
Chad: no, the whole universe! wait… GALAXY!!!!!
Bob: Thank you
Bob: ok
Chad: you are welcome friend.
Chad: good nite

So I just wanted to share this conversation with you, and at the same time encourage you to stick with folks like DreamHost for your website hosting needs.

ONTARIO, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon man was been arrested after fleeing police across a Snake River bridge into neighboring Idaho - only to reverse course near the stateline because he reckoned Oregon jails would be better than those in Idaho.

Michael Maddox, 42, was arrested earlier this week on suspicion of driving without insurance, failure to follow traffic laws, eluding police and drug possession.

According to Oregon State Police, Maddox had eluded officers on Sunday by heading eastward in his car into Idaho.

At that point, he stopped and drove back across the border before surrendering in a Wal-Mart store parking lot.

An Oregon State Police trooper says Maddox told him he didn’t want to go to jail in Idaho.

Maddox is being held in Malheur County jail in Vale, Ore.

Haha. Thats right, punk.

PAWTUCKET, R.I. (AP) — Newly released 9-1-1 recordings suggest that emergency dispatchers were slow in sending an ambulance to a woman who ultimately bled to death.

The Pawtucket city solicitor’s office released recordings of the 9-1-1 call, two weeks after the attorney general’s office announced that the dispatchers would not face criminal charges. Maria Carvalho died on September 20th.

Family members say she began bleeding through a shunt used for dialysis treatment The recordings show the first call was received at 10:57 a.m. But it wasn’t until 11:11 a.m. that the dispatchers sent an ambulance.

That decision came after Carvalho’s husband demanded to know why an ambulance hadn’t been sent yet.

An assistant medical examiner has said it’s impossible to determine whether the delay was responsible for Carvalho’s death.

So far the hunting season is off to a bad start. Last year there were only 2 hunting deaths due to carelessness. This year, season has only been open for 2 weeks, and we’re already at 3 deaths.

It’s really irritating to know how many douche bags with guns are out in the woods with me. It also irritates me to know that people refuse to wear blaze orange, cos it “looks gay”. I full heartily disagree. I think pink lipstick with buttless chaps looks gay. But blaze orange cos yer out trying to kill something looks far from gay. I mean, Halle Berry looks good in it . But if you are John Kerry, then you are gay no matter what.

I bring this topic up after I read this article this morning. A 22 year old Bayview man was shot dead, because of a moron in the woods didn’t positively identify his target. Shot the guy at 70 feet through the thicket.

That is so stupid. I hate knowing that there are people like that out in the woods with me. I refuse to be out there without orange. So… that being said, head over to my shop and get yerself a blaze orange vest or some blaze orange caps.

Cabela’s is opening on Nov 9th. And it’s a big deal around here.

Cabela’s officials say that the average customer gets swallowed up for more than three hours inside. And it’s no wonder with 125,000 square feet of nearly 350 wild game mounts from antelopes to zebras, a laser arcade, aquarium, gun library and restaurant among the features.

Staring at visitors as they enter will be animals on two-story Conservation Mountain.

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A douche bag reporter in Baghdad gets shut down, and then some. The comments are the true gold.

His original blog was shut down after all the fan mail came in, but everything was archived and on display at doc weasel’s.

So Jonas and I finally got our hunting store good and live. Only took a year to get everything in gear. But most the time goes into adding products. I’ve got just under 400 products on there now, and we carry about 2,000. So products are added all the time.

And just in case anyone is interested and living in a true state. I can sell you an M-249 SAW, If you want to spend around 7 grand.

This was done by the Lonely Island guys, who now work for SNL. One of my all time favorites is Just 2 Guyz, and now this new great.

The queers at Code Pink were out numbered yesterday by flag waving patriots in Berkley, CA, the home of the “peace movement” and one of the most liberal, anti-military cities in the entire nation.

On Wednesday, October 17, 2007 Move America Forward organized a rally that attracted hundreds upon hundreds of pro-troop supporters who gathered in Berkeley to counter anti-war protesters from Code Pink. Code Pink has been engaged in a 3-week campaign to “shut down” the U.S. Marine Recruiting Center in Berkeley, including vandalizing and defacing the recruiting office, harassing the the Marines and calling them “traitors” and “liars” and “murderers.”

However, yesterday the far-left anti-military protesters got crushed on their own home turf! As the Contra Costa Times reported, “Flag-waving demonstrators far outnumbered a group of peace advocates who were protesting a U.S. Marine Corps recruiting center in downtown on Wednesday.”

You can see more rally pictures here »

I really didn’t want to touch on this topic, because it is such an embarrassment to Idaho and Republicans. I was hoping after Larry gave us the shaft, he would just disappear. But no… disappearing wasn’t good enough for this douche. Now he’s on his mission to clear his name, and he’s only making a complete fool of himself and Idahoans.

Since I had the time to watch some of his interview, while awaiting Les Schwab to do some tire work for me… I realized just how much of a douche Larry Craig really looks like. Just hearing him talk and seeing the look on his face, just struck me as another Bill Clinton.

Open message to Larry Craig - Dear Larry, Everybody knows that your a perverted queer who enjoys a good ol mens room romp. You got caught. Please resign and never show your smirking face in public again. We’d all really appreciate it. Thanks.

I just had to share this.