Global Warming Is Happening Now
12.13.07Thats right. Run for your life, get some help.
I’m on the democract’s mailing list. Not sure how I got there, but I appreciate the douche bag who put me on it. Cos now I receive entertaining emails.
Rob Kennedy Jr just sent me this… I could scarcely believe my eyes.
Dear Friend, (im his friend! w00t)
Where I live in upstate New York, I’ve recently seen robins and bluebirds show up in the middle of winter. And this past January, a friend of mine ate asparagus he harvested in the Catskills, which are normally frozen this time of year.
Global warming is no longer a distant threat. It’s happening now. And we’re running out of time to stop it.-Robert F. Kennedy
And I don’t know if all of you had seen this book I found in the kiddy favorites section at my local Target.
Is the American public being lied to?
Are we being bullied into believing that our doom is but around the corner, and only the democratic “super earth-cooling” party of the world can help us?
And what if the earth is getting a bit toastier than it used to? I mean… maybe we’re still coming out of the great ice age!
And honestly, does driving a hybrid really stop global warming? Does it even slow it down in the tiniest bit?
And is Oprah Winphrey only supporting Obama cos he’s black?
And why is it that the local newspaper can throw their stupid celebrity gossip newspaper in my driveway every Tuesday and it not be considered littering or vandalism?
And is the hokey pokey really what its all about?
More questions to follow…
OK, Mr Kennedy. I happen to be in upstate NY and have been for the last 10 days. I am going to have to call Bulls$!t on your warm winter theory. I had the pleasure of working in a unheated warehouse yesterday in freezing temperature. My testicles are still thawing out. And the only birds I have seen around here are those stupid crows.
The day I got here it dumped 6 inches of snow. You my friend are a crack-head.
# December 13th, 2007 at 11:12 amOh Yea… I have talked to some locals here and they have told me that it never gets this cold this early in the winter. Douche bag.
# December 13th, 2007 at 11:16 amhmmm…. sounds like more cheap tricks from the democrats. no change there.
# December 13th, 2007 at 11:18 amA gradual global warming trend does not mean that cold weather disappears JJ.
# December 13th, 2007 at 3:50 pmI dont think JJ ever alluded to that, guav dear.
# December 13th, 2007 at 3:52 pmoooOOOooo more good book lernins frem da’Guav. Phhsss. Ni6666aa please.
This guy is tryin to say that the warm winter in upstate NY is evidence of GW. I just wanted people to understand that he is retarded. But whatever makes you feel better pookie pie.
# December 13th, 2007 at 4:12 pmwhile i believe the earth may be getting warmer i’m not nearly convinced that its because as threatening as Al Whore would like us to think. because while i do think its getting warmer, i’m still freezing my ass off in about a foot of snow in Vermont. the past few summers have been particularly hot compared to normal here, but like i said theres about a foot of snow on the ground here, its snowing like a bastard right now, and (supposedly) a lot more coming this sunday. in addition a lot of birds will stick around this area if there is a good supply of food and shelter… so maybe a few decided to stick around a little longer, big f**king deal.
# December 13th, 2007 at 4:55 pmI lived upstate for 12 years, and it was frequently as cold as it is right now this early.
Last January, when Kennedy is talking about, WAS extremely warm—My friends and I were riding around on our bikes in t-shirts, it was 80°. That doesn’t mean the “warm winter” theory is valid, but the fact that it’s cold and snowing upstate right now and that JJ’s testicles have been reduced to tiny little ice cubes doesn’t in itself disprove the theory either.
# December 13th, 2007 at 6:32 pmwell… of course jj’s little tiny balls (whatever the weather may be) have nothing to do with disproving the theory… the only logical way to disprove this theory, is to shoot all the robins and bluebirds… then mr kennedy won’t see them anymore, and wont be afraid of global warming.
and that, kids, is called rational thought.
# December 13th, 2007 at 6:41 pmWhat do my tiny balls have to do with the price of beans????
# December 13th, 2007 at 9:01 pmThis thread rules.
# December 13th, 2007 at 10:31 pmit got really awkward near the end there.
# December 13th, 2007 at 10:33 pmI wonder why though. I can’t decide if it was the part where everyone was talking about JJ’s cash n’ prizes, or the general disagreement between Guav and everyone else. Hmmm….kinda tuff to decide there.
# December 14th, 2007 at 3:42 am“And what if the earth is getting a bit toastier than it used to? I mean… maybe we’re still coming out of the great ice age!”
Bingo. Except that it’s not the “Great Ice Age”, it’s just the most recent one. If you do some reading on Milankovitch cycles, paleoclimatology and glacial timelines, you’ll understand that most credible science indicates that glacial periods happen on a roughly 100,000 year cycle (this is validated time and again in isotopic studies of glacial ice cores). Given that the last glacial period ended only about 11,500 years ago (coinciding with the end of the Pleistocene epoch) that means we are in the early stages of an interglacial period that should last about another 90,000 years before we see another era of major glaciation.
The fact is that the Earth’s temperature has varied wildly over the last 4.5 billion years, so the observation that we might be slightly warmer now than we were a few decades ago means absolutely nothing. It has been shown that during the Permian period (300-260 million years ago), Earth’s temperature was 10-15 degrees Celcius warmer than it is today based on oxygen isotope data, but that doesn’t line up with Algore’s “Oprah-graph” so it won’t make the papers and thus, most people won’t ever hear about it. Hell, Chad, take a trip out to the Clarkia fossil beds (about 2 hours to your South, between St. Maries and Deary) where for 8 bucks you can dig up fossils of tropical plants like magnolia and liriodendron and sassafras, which only grow in warm, moist climates like today’s Florida and Mississippi. Those fossils are all between 5 and 25 million years old, proving that the cold, semiarid climate that exists in present day North Idaho used to be warm, moist, and subtropical. Hardly are we on a “warming trend” of any significant scale.
The science is all there to disprove this hoax, I can only think that there must be one of two reasons the paleoclimatology community isn’t speaking up: 1) They’re too buried in fossil rooms and radiocarbon labs to read the papers, or 2) they are funded through grants, and don’t want to risk having their life’s work upended because of some political flash in the pan. My money is on option #2.
And all this, over JJ’s tiny balls.
# December 14th, 2007 at 3:22 pmI think the word “proving” was used one too many times there, steady. I mean.. i think it’s more scientifically viable that JJ has tiny balls, then that the earth was around for billions of years OR that scientists even have the faintest idea of what weather was like during the “Permian period 300-260 million years ago”.
# December 14th, 2007 at 3:32 pmProbably so, but nevertheless it illustrates that the debate on this is far from over, no matter what RFK and that fat journalism professor Algore want you to think.
Besides, I only used “proving” one time and that was in reference to the Clarkia fossils, which /is/ provable.
# December 14th, 2007 at 3:47 pmexactly.
To me… that only says (note the use of ’says’ and not ‘proves’) that the flood of Noah’s day, washed some bushes up here. it doesn’t prove anything, nor can you prove they are 5 and 25 million years old.
I’m just sayin… proved was used one too many times.
# December 14th, 2007 at 3:52 pmOK, that’s valid. I’ll admit that I haven’t been able to reconcile my absolute faith in the Bible (I DO believe in the Creation of Genesis, the flood of Noah’s day, and everything else the Bible says) with my book-learnin’ about historical geology. Everything else has been relatively easy for me to accept since surrendering to Jesus 5 years ago, but that one for some reason I can’t find a way (yet) to reconcile. I even spent 2 years doing an exhaustive, verse by verse study of Genesis (We spent more than a month on the flood of chapters 6-8) but it is still a major challenge for me to balance the 6-day Creation against my understanding of the geologic record. God gave me a scientific brain, and it won’t let go. Thanks for challenging me on it.
# December 14th, 2007 at 4:08 pmhey, no problem. it always makes for interesting discussion.
i’ve heard some Christian arguments, that because God lives outside of time… 6 days to him, could be billions of years to us. so, the bottom line is that we are but men, and could never begin to fathom the mind of God.
I’m never one to set something in stone, unless the Bible sets it in stone. so even now i wont say its one way or the other… and i tend to give people who do a hard time.
# December 14th, 2007 at 4:12 pmI’m gunna prove Newton’s Law of Gravity when I start droppin fools with my grapefruit size testicles to the forehead.
# December 14th, 2007 at 4:48 pmYou guys cannot continue to ignore the fact that there is a clear consensus within the scientific community that global warming is not only a fact, but that it is caused primarily by the supercooled air being radiated off of JJ’s beachball-sized testicles.
# December 14th, 2007 at 4:56 pmIt’s not so much ignoring any so-called “facts”, but the even more clear consensus among the gaycowboycentral.com community, that JJ has wee little tiny balls. And that JJ supposedly having “grapefruit sized” and “beachball sized” gonads is nothing but a lie from Al Gore, in order for him to garner more attention and support from the homosexual community.
# December 14th, 2007 at 5:01 pmOprah Winfrey’s publicist just called, she wanted to inform us that Al Gore will be on her show next week giving a presentation on how the size of men’s testicles in the Western Hemisphere has affected the axial tilt of the Earth based on gravitational pull, and will soon be recommending the castration of all North American Males as a countermeasure.
# December 14th, 2007 at 5:51 pmdamn liberals. always banning stuff. first guns, then saying “merry christmas”, and now they’re banning my bits and pieces.
# December 14th, 2007 at 5:55 pmOK, if ya’ll are interested in facts here’s a few fer ya.
1. I never heard of gaycowboycentral.com until Chad played a mean joke and posted my pic on there.
2. It took Chad 20 seconds to post said photograph and then proceed to write tall tales about my gayness.
3. Chad, knowing all too well the deep interworkings of said website, had an inside advantage, and utilized this advantage to mastermind this heinous and diabolical scheme.
4. Chad pees sitting down.
# December 14th, 2007 at 10:41 pmTo disprove the JJ miniscule balls theory, he should post a photo. Whats that, too late? Already on gaycowboy site (if you squint you can just see them through the other guys legs)
# December 15th, 2007 at 5:47 ami dont know about those first 3 “facts”… but I do pee sitting down. Sitting down on my living room couch, and apply a masculine proportion of forward thrust, and make it across the living room into my upstairs bathroom.
# December 15th, 2007 at 3:23 pmseriously, we should just kill all the other species right now so there’s less competition down the road. we got enough problems lookin after our own damn species without all this “stewards of the planet” jazz on the side.
# December 15th, 2007 at 10:05 pmIn 20years or less the Experts are going to have a field day with this Global Scam to extort from our Capitalist Empire
# December 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pmAs for Gore: that G3 he rolled up in to Global-hype convention has been restricted on certain fields for noise; carbon trail worse than a fleet of 1972 Chevelles. Gore: Testosterone NOT; still, “sounds like a Memphis Drag Queen” –Carvey
# December 16th, 2007 at 9:47 pmThought Christmas was going to scarce on presents. Forgot about the mugs and sticker
out of the STORE! Perfect present for those Lib in-laws, I’ll wrap it like government cheese. This is gonna’ be the best Christmas of all, presents for ALL!
# December 16th, 2007 at 9:57 pmhttp://www.cafepress.com/passtheammo.16225135
simon, i really don’t appreciate your sarcasm on such a sensative topic. I also don’t appreciate your trying to change the subject away from jj’s mincy little balls, which is the real problem here.
# December 17th, 2007 at 11:41 amI’m very sorry. I shall try to place more of my concentration on jj’s mincy little balls, where it rightly belongs.
and to be less sarcastic.
# December 18th, 2007 at 12:43 am
One word… OMG
# December 19th, 2007 at 3:05 pmdang….wait wait wait, I meant…OMGWTFZONKZSTFUA!!!!
# December 19th, 2007 at 3:05 pmI’m guessing you are a bunch of fat white guys afraid of change and afraid to stop consuming.
# December 20th, 2007 at 4:26 pmAre you from Canadia?
You guessed wrong. Thanks for playing, and thanks for using American Internet.
On a side note, it’s interesting to me how you could get the fat part wrong. I mean… it’s not like we all don’t have our pictures right next to our comments or anything.
# December 20th, 2007 at 4:30 pmThat is hilarious Chad. I would never call myself “me”
# December 21st, 2007 at 7:11 amterry - yea, Van Zant used to post under the handle ‘me’. but its really hard to have a conversation while referring to someone as ‘me’, so i asked him to change it up.
but this new guy… what a tool. “you must be afraid to stop consuming”. I’m just hoping the guy will try and explain to us how he no longer consumes. anything. ever.
but no. usually these types, just easily drop a comment and never return. i think there’s a word for that, but it doesn’t come to mind.
# December 21st, 2007 at 10:33 amThis is the second funniest thread on PTA. Thanks for the laffs JJ should get him some jewel mittens…
# December 21st, 2007 at 8:15 pmJEWEL MITTENS!!!!!
thats my new favorite word.
# December 21st, 2007 at 8:22 pmJJ and the Jewel Mittens…. sounds like some kind of crazy gaycowboycentral.com country band.
# December 22nd, 2007 at 1:52 pmMY temp web site is up, sorry no free gun savers yet. Chad, you have been an inspiration.
But ‘me’ is like a “fly-by” checking out for Boy George in a nasty stall room.
Click on my name for access.
# December 23rd, 2007 at 1:58 pmRight on, Terry. Another good place to start up a free blog like mine is wordpress.com
# December 23rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm