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Fox Hunting

05.23.2008

Caption, Anyone?

Unicorns in the Bible

05.15.2008

omg! I knew they were real!!!

Blocking A Bat With Your Face

04.15.2008

I like how this guy blocks the bat with his face. A tactical move they teach you in Tajikistan.

Lindsay as Marilyn

03.12.2008

Anyone see the hawt pics of Lindsay as Marilyn? whoops. drudge crashed em. check back soon!

Magical New Fragrance

01.28.2008

Kaywood Defense Techniques

01.07.2008

This is basically the same technique I use. Only I don’t even bother with wrist control.

Really Akward Police Moments

11.07.2007

You know you wear your pants too low when yer junk is above your buckle.

Man Returns to Oregon to Avoid Idaho Jail

10.25.2007

ONTARIO, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon man was been arrested after fleeing police across a Snake River bridge into neighboring Idaho - only to reverse course near the stateline because he reckoned Oregon jails would be better than those in Idaho.

Michael Maddox, 42, was arrested earlier this week on suspicion of driving without insurance, failure to follow traffic laws, eluding police and drug possession.

According to Oregon State Police, Maddox had eluded officers on Sunday by heading eastward in his car into Idaho.

At that point, he stopped and drove back across the border before surrendering in a Wal-Mart store parking lot.

An Oregon State Police trooper says Maddox told him he didn’t want to go to jail in Idaho.

Maddox is being held in Malheur County jail in Vale, Ore.

Haha. Thats right, punk.

People Getting Punched, Before They Eat

10.22.2007

This was done by the Lonely Island guys, who now work for SNL. One of my all time favorites is Just 2 Guyz, and now this new great.

Military Motivator

09.22.2007

Found a great site called Military Motivator. It’s chock full with these nuggets of wisdom.

democracy through the barrel of a gun

hattip: Texican Tattler

Chuck Norris’ Campagin Promises

07.05.2007

What would Chuck promise you if he ran for president?

EU Heightened Security

06.12.2007

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability.

It’s not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

hattip: Scott

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