H. E. double hockey sticks, I sure am!
This is a rant. I’m going to sound like an S.O.B. For this I apologize.
But if I have to hear from another bleeding heart about “Save Terri Schiavo from an unimaginable death” any more…. I’m gonna start showing them what REAL unimaginable death is.
First off. Painfully starving to death???? Gimme a freakin break. Terri Freakin Schiavo is so completely hopped up on the sweet substance called Morphine, that she cannot feel the nerves on her nerves. A state that I only WISH I could be in, sometimes. I know it’s completely popular with everybody right now to be out on this great quest of justice for Terri, but I’m not buyin it for a freakin second.
Secondly. Pulling the tubes is probably the best thing that she’s had goin for her these past 15 YEARS! I want you to all think back to fifteen years ago. I can’t even remember what happened 5 years ago. Shoot. That is a freakin long time.
Thirdly. A million dollars? I’ll be lucky to bring in 20K this year. But a freakin million dollars a year to keep a lady stuck in a very tragic state of body and mind??? Holy Mackeral. I can think of a few places where people are starving to death, children are starving to death. And they all happen to be of complete sound body and mind. It’s called Africa. Welcome to reality. I don’t know about you, but I would much rather see a million dollars of tax payer (you and me) money going to those people. They are actually functioning for the love of all things sacred!!!
Fourth. What is happening now to Terri is called this, and only this…. “Nature taking its course“. Yea, thats tuff, I know… I’m a real insensative bastard. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but people die all the time. Yep. I know yer in shock here, so I’ll give you a minute to recuperate. No I won’t.
Terri has had a good life behind her. But face it. It’s over now. An old one dies, and a new one is born. I think that one movie…. Lion King touched on something like this… yea, thats right…. it’s called the circle of life.
I’m real sorry to see it happen, but this is what makes me mad. All of the people who are making this huge stink over Terri, have probably never even given a thought to makin a stink over the thousands who starve to death elsewhere in this great big ol’ world we live in. And now this new hip fad is in. “Cool folks wanna save Terri from an unimaginable death of starvation!!!”
You know…. I can think of alot of bad ways to die. In fact…. I can only pray that my death will be as painless as Terri Freakin Schiavo’s. Knowing me, I’ll probably be shot down in a volley of gunfire for some obscure reason. But that’s only cos I’m all about goin out with yer boots on. I mean… I gotta die with a sword in my hand in the heat of battle if I ever plan to enter the Halls of Valhala. But thats another story another day.
So go ahead and say it. Say what you gotta say. JJ may think that Michael Schiavo needs a bullet. I agree. And it needs to be very well spent putting Terri out of what has to be a miserable state. Thats what I would do. You call it evil, I call it compasison. There are better things awaiting her on the other side. (hopefully)
“omg!!!! you nazi!!!!! euthanasia!!!! teh devil!1!!!!!”
The reality is this. It is nothing like that. This is called a mercy killing. Sounds sick, I know. Thats just being frank about it.
And besides… after this, whats next?? Are they gonna come up with ways to cryogenically freeze everybody, until they figure how to cheat death, so we can all live happily forever?
I’ve been holding all this in these past few weeks, cos I know how “unpopular” it is. But now I’m so fed up with hearing it on every talk radio station, every TV news station, and every cool-aid drinkin “blogger for saving Terri”.
There. I feel better. Now I can go to bed, and sleep easy, knowing that I offended lots of you bleeding hearts out there. Cry me a freaking river.
(Do you think I said “freaking” enough in this post?)